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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/19/2006 11:11:48 PM   
knees2you


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I wish to look like Marylin Monroe

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/19/2006 11:18:23 PM   
Gauge


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I wish my car keys will come to me when called.............


Granted. But your wallet disappears whenever you call your car keys.

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 I wish I could get a solid spanking tonight to help me sleep 


Granted. It is given to you by Regis Philbin in a latex cat suit with an opening in the back so his ass is showing. Sweet dreams!

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 I wish I was independantly wealthy 


Granted. So, where are you going to spend all that fine cash you have on the planet Venus?


I wish that the patrons at the bar a few blocks away weren't so loud at night.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/19/2006 11:19:45 PM   
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I wish to look like Marylin Monroe


Granted. She is dead...


I wish that the patrons at the bar a few blocks away weren't so loud at night.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/20/2006 12:45:24 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Gauge

I wish that the patrons at the bar a few blocks away weren't so loud at night.


granted. they now party at your house instead.

i wish that my house would clean itself.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/20/2006 1:16:08 AM   
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ORIGINAL: sylphgossamer
i wish that my house would clean itself.
Granted, but now that cleaning robot hums like an airplane and you can't shut it off ever or put it outside.
 
I wish I could meet Bono?

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/20/2006 8:14:21 AM   
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ORIGINAL: BlkTallFullfig

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ORIGINAL: sylphgossamer
i wish that my house would clean itself.
Granted, but now that cleaning robot hums like an airplane and you can't shut it off ever or put it outside.
 
I wish I could meet Bono?


Granted, but you meet Bono AND his wife... in a pass - by - moment as they go to enter a sex shop and you're not allowed in.

I wish I could work as an on-air correspondent for CNN.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/20/2006 8:25:51 AM   
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I wish I could work as an on-air correspondent for CNN.


Granted, but they send you to Antarctica for a year to cover the penguin migration.
 
This one's for Master:  He wishes I'd obey Him all the time.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/20/2006 12:41:48 PM   
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I wish c was a bit more technologically minded

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/20/2006 1:56:11 PM   
Gauge


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I wish c was a bit more technologically minded


Granted. C now wears thick glasses with Scotch tape on them and wears a pocket protector with pens and a belt clip calculator.


I wish birds wouldn't shit on my car

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/20/2006 3:13:39 PM   
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I wish birds wouldn't shit on my car



Granted.  They now wait for you to step outside and do it on your head instead.
 
I wish I didn't have to have a tooth pulled.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/20/2006 3:53:02 PM   
feylin


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Status: offline 		Granted.  They all fall out at once tonight at 11:02 EST. Enjoy that applesauce.

I wish my roommates would stop being mean to each other and end their relationship in a mature, sane, civil manner -- like water pistols at dawn or something.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/20/2006 6:10:48 PM   
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I wish that I had the perfect lawn.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/20/2006 6:18:15 PM   
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I wish gas prices would stop going up.....<sigh>,....

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/20/2006 6:22:28 PM   
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ORIGINAL: MochaMistress
 
I wish that I had the perfect lawn.


Granted but the tourists, news crews, and people from Ripley's Believe it or Not are camping out on it....enjoying the splendor.

I wish I was completely through with my educational pursuits.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/20/2006 6:26:36 PM   
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ORIGINAL: MasterG2kTR


I wish gas prices would stop going up.....<sigh>,....


Granted, the gas shortage is complete. There is no more gas...enjoy your 2 ton driveway ornament

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/20/2006 7:18:52 PM   
MochaMistress


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I wish I had someone to rub my feet tonight.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/20/2006 9:10:36 PM   
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ORIGINAL: MochaMistress

Granted you are now qualified to teach puppies not to pee on the rug.
 
 
I wish I had someone to rub my feet tonight.


Granted. But he's Edward Scissorhands.

I wish I had six-pack abs.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/20/2006 9:28:35 PM   
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I wish my boss would let me know more than 12 hours in advance that I have tomorrow off.

Yours,


benji

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/20/2006 9:50:15 PM   
thegirlincharge


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I wish I could find a man that loved to play long spanking games as much as me. :)

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/20/2006 10:00:10 PM   
Gauge


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I wish I could find a man that loved to play long spanking games as much as me. :)


Granted. He loves to play long spanking games with his other inmates.

I wish my memory was better than it is

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