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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/18/2006 1:04:48 AM   
RubberWitch


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Status: offline 		Granted. Your desires and vocabulary have now been reduced to "chocolate please"

I wish finding a sub for c was A lot easier.

J

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/18/2006 1:34:47 AM   
BitaTruble


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I wish finding a sub for c was A lot easier.

J


Granted, but the sub lives 4500 miles from you and is known as Horace to his friends.

I wish I didn't have to wait so long for my daughters wedding.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/18/2006 4:33:53 AM   
rivenmoon


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Status: offline 		GRANTED - its tomorrow, you've found the dress you wish to wear the shoes to go with it,
your hairdresser is booked first off in the morning, the house is cleaned everything is going to plan....
then your daughter at the last minute decides to elope :( eeeeeeeeeerg

I wish to always find a carpark exactly where i need it........

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/18/2006 4:40:50 AM   
RubberWitch


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Status: offline 		A new button appears on your dashboard labeled "airstrike". Whichever area your car is in when that button is pushed is now a carpark

I wish I could erase myself from the minds of my Exs
J

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/18/2006 8:19:44 AM   
FullCircle


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Status: offline 		Granted, they see you as new and start stalking you all over again.

Is anyone else finding making new wishes harder than answering other peoples? I wish I had an endless supply of baby oil.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/18/2006 8:36:09 AM   
RubberWitch


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Status: offline 		Granted, but what do you want to do with all these freshly squeezed babies.

I wish I had a large box of very good swiss chocolates..And I don't want any mouseheads, or any zombie chocolates, or any weird stuff in it at all, just a regular, very good, box of nice swiss chocolates *rubs monkey paw*

J

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/18/2006 1:13:45 PM   
Gauge


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I wish I had a large box of very good swiss chocolates..And I don't want any mouseheads, or any zombie chocolates, or any weird stuff in it at all, just a regular, very good, box of nice swiss chocolates *rubs monkey paw*


Granted. However, you have developed a severe food allergy to chocolate and must give them to your best friend.

Today is the perfect temperature and weather outside, I wish it would stay like that all the time.

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I'm wearing my chicken suit and humming La Marseillaise.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/18/2006 4:58:07 PM   
MochaMistress


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Status: offline 		Granted but you develop a phobia that wont allow you to leave the house.
 
I wish that my neighbors wouldnt start the lawn mower so early on Saturday morning.s

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/18/2006 5:26:43 PM   
LordKhensu


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Status: offline 		But then they decide to start up a rock band playing gospel music out of tune and out of snyc!

I wish that all  rock cds had more than one good song on them!


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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/18/2006 5:48:41 PM   
BreakingGlass


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Status: offline 		Granted!  They now how two good songs on them...the rest have repeated drum solos that sound worse than Karen Carpenter's playing.

I wish I had a big ol' delicious muffin right now.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/18/2006 6:36:04 PM   
MontaukDaisies


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Status: offline 		Granted.. but that muffin is bran.. and you wind up with wicked diarrhea!


I wish I could let someone else do my job for tomorrow.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/18/2006 6:38:48 PM   
LadyJenarius


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Status: offline 		Granted but while doing your job they find the winning lotto ticket on the floor.
 
I wish the cat hadn't scratched my leg

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Be patient and tough, some day this pain will be useful to you. -Ovid

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/18/2006 8:03:03 PM   
MochaMistress


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Status: offline 		Granted, Instead it used your favorite sweater as a scratching post.
 
 
I wish I didnt have to get up so early every morning.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/18/2006 9:29:17 PM   
Evanesce


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I wish I didnt have to get up so early every morning.


Granted.  You now no longer go to sleep, so that pesky waking up is a thing of the past.
 
I wish I were 25 again.

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Give a slave what he truly needs, and he will do what you want.

"There's never a hero in a battle of ego." - Big & Rich


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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/18/2006 10:07:12 PM   
Gauge


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I wish I were 25 again


Granted. However, you age at the speed that a dog does and you are now the equivalent of 175 years old.


I wish that all politicians would not be able to speak

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I'm wearing my chicken suit and humming La Marseillaise.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/19/2006 6:13:46 AM   
FullCircle


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Status: offline 		Granted, they all lie using sign language instead now.

I wish my computer didn’t go out of date so quickly.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/19/2006 7:33:21 AM   
Cloudz


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quote:

ORIGINAL:

I wish my computer didn’t go out of date so quickly.


Granted. Your computer will never go out of date because the date will never change...your life is now the movie 'Groundhog Day'.

I wish someone would bring me a cup of tea

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/19/2006 8:22:26 AM   
RubberWitch


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Status: offline 		Granted. You take the cup without looking up, and don't realise your new manservant has contageous leprocy until you find the finger in the bottom of your mug

I wish I could find an .mpeg of the original Ringu cursed video

J

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/19/2006 9:04:50 AM   
AngelaK


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Status: offline 		Granted. As you are viewing said .mpeg with delight your computer bursts into flame. Welcome to the curse.

I wish I had a beautiful, willing, highly skilled personal masseusse (or however you spell it) at my beck and call.

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When choosing between two evils, I always like to pick the one I never tried before.

Mae West

Spanking is love, and scolding is affection.

Chinese Proverb

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/19/2006 11:32:55 AM   
mnottertail


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Status: offline 		Liberace will be knocking upon your door shortly.

I wish it was summer, friday and (as fonzi said), 1955 (or some year like it in my life) forever.

Ron

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