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RedRedWine -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/9/2006 3:30:54 PM)
Granted, but when you find it it's smashed to pieces and disfigured and you can never wear it again. I wish I was away from this place and with someone. Curses.

BreakingGlass -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/9/2006 4:31:35 PM)
...so, what's it like being stuck in an elevator with Carrot Top? That good, hmm? I wish I had a degree in science.

Takethiswaltz -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/9/2006 4:47:28 PM)
granted, but you gotta supplement your income by working at hooters

Takethiswaltz -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/9/2006 4:48:43 PM)
i wish i had a maid

Evanesce -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/9/2006 8:55:48 PM)
quote: i wish i had a maid Granted, but it's a dyslexic Scotsman who brings dirt in and cleans you out. I wish I could fly.

Gauge -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/9/2006 9:44:43 PM)
quote: I wish I could fly. Granted. However you cannot land and you fatigue easily and gravity has trippled on Earth... have a nice flight. I wish the woman in the apartment upstairs would be sucked into outer space and be torn apart by cosmic winds.

RubberWitch -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/10/2006 1:06:02 AM)
Granted, however, due to blackholes not being that good at pinpoint accuracy, it takes out your entire block. I wish my scooter was working

brightspot -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/10/2006 3:14:19 AM)
Granted, But your hit by a car as you 'round the corner. I wish I had a cabin by the lake.

Level -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/10/2006 3:49:52 AM)
Granted, but your neighbor's name is Jason and he has a new set of ginsu knives. I wish I had an island.

BreakingGlass -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/10/2006 5:25:26 AM)
poof http://www.penisland.net/ I wish my driver's license picture looked good.

Thanatosian -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/10/2006 10:32:48 AM)
your drivers license photo now looks like a supermodel - you, however, now look like your drivers license photo did before I wish I could eat whatever I wanted and not gain weight

CERCKL -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/10/2006 10:53:59 AM)
Granted...but the diahrea associated with it makes the desire to eat nauseus... I wish that I had more patience C

RubberWitch -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/10/2006 11:45:04 AM)
Granted. Hands you 6 packs of cards. 10 goes on the jack. I wish I still had those embarrasing photos of my exes. J

CERCKL -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/10/2006 12:12:17 PM)
Granted...but each time you look at them or take them out you go into shock and black out from the trauma of seeing your exes again...last time you found yourself wearing BVDs, sandals and an apron outside of a bustop in Tacoma Washington. I wish my divorce was not only final but my ex had moved from the state. C

Gauge -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/10/2006 12:15:27 PM)
quote: I wish I still had those embarrasing photos of my exes. Granted. But you must tattoo them on your forehead. I wish I had a nice house to live in instead of my apartment.

Gauge -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/10/2006 12:17:37 PM)
quote: I wish my divorce was not only final but my ex had moved from the state Granted, but you find out that you are getting transfered to the same city and state due to your job. I wish I had a nice house to live in instead of my apartment.

MyCaptainsPet -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/10/2006 12:34:55 PM)
Granted, but it's infested with termites, roaches and the roof leaks. i wish i had a million dollars

Gauge -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/10/2006 12:55:22 PM)
quote: i wish i had a million dollars Granted, however the bank frowns on you trying to deposit Monopoly money. I wish that George W. Bush would turn into a toad

CERCKL -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/10/2006 2:03:51 PM)
Granted...several years ago and he's still president. I wish that I would stop checking 'Polls and Other Random Stupidity' C

GoddessDustyGold -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/10/2006 2:18:09 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CERCKL I wish that I would stop checking 'Polls and Other Random Stupidity' C Granted...now you have a tummy ache because you didn't take the opportunity to smile today. I wish I could have an English garden in Arizona.

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