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AngelaK -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/12/2006 1:57:39 PM)
Granted. They've exchanged it for three enormous howling monstrous dogs. I wish my 4 year old daughter still took naps.

LadyJenarius -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/12/2006 2:06:29 PM)
*Granted but she takes them at 5pm and now won't go to bed on time.* *I wish there was no such thing as "allergy season."*

AngelaK -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/12/2006 2:22:49 PM)
(Which is exactly what happens.) No problem! Now all those pesky allergy causing plant bloom all year long! I wish my husband, who is a dom, didn't try to act like MY dom.

Gauge -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/12/2006 2:33:00 PM)
quote: I wish my husband, who is a dom, didn't try to act like MY dom Granted. He now will not act like your dom. Nor will he act human in any way and he pees in the corner of every room constantly. I wish I could make up my mind

AngelaK -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/12/2006 2:37:05 PM)
Granted. You can make up your mind, and your bed, and your face. In fact you are the most decisive, neat freak, crossdresser in town, baby! I wish I could get off this forum and fold my laundry! (edited for spelling, twice, dang it)

LadyJenarius -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/12/2006 2:38:16 PM)
*Granted but now no one around you knows how too.* *I wish there were fewer "stupid" people.*

Gauge -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/12/2006 2:46:02 PM)
quote: *I wish there were fewer "stupid" people* Granted. Now everyone falls into the dumb as a mound of dirt category. I wish my car would run better

truesub4u -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/12/2006 3:00:12 PM)
Granted your car runs so good it ran off without you. I wish this weather would make up it's mind.

BitaTruble -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/12/2006 3:03:29 PM)
quote: I wish this weather would make up it's mind. Granted, torrential downpours every day for the next 6 months are yours to enjoy. I wish I could polish the fingernails on my right hand as well as I can polish those on my left hand.

Gauge -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/12/2006 3:03:57 PM)
quote: I wish this weather would make up it's mind Granted. It is now cold and rainy all the time. I wish I had a big flat screen TV

Gauge -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/12/2006 3:07:10 PM)
quote: I wish I could polish the fingernails on my right hand as well as I can polish those on my left hand. Granted. But you are stricken with a bizarre phobia about polished fingernails I wish I had a big flat screen TV

LadyJenarius -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/12/2006 3:26:45 PM)
*Granted now your entire TV is flat cause it fell on the floor* *I wish chocolate wasn't fattening. (Eating an ice cream bar as we speak LOL)*

Gauge -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/12/2006 3:34:15 PM)
quote: *I wish chocolate wasn't fattening. (Eating an ice cream bar as we speak LOL)* Granted. A new study however shows that it is a cause of African Hemorrhagic Fever... enjoy. I wish I had a new bass guitar

AngelaK -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/12/2006 3:49:24 PM)
Your brand new bass guitar looks outstanding! Too bad about what the leprosy's done to your fingers. I wish my teenager wasn't such a smartmouth.

cariad -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/12/2006 3:54:37 PM)
quote: I wish my teenager wasn't such a smartmouth. girl has 2 teenage boys who don't live with her and knows what you mean girl wishes she had a way of curing migraines for good

AngelaK -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/12/2006 4:11:13 PM)
But to grant your wish (and this seems rather cruel) Today Congress passed a law making migraines a capital crime and a sudden shift of all state governments now supports the death penalty. I wish I thought faster.

BreakingGlass -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/12/2006 4:14:17 PM)
Granted, but now you'll have a perpetual just-about-to-sneeze feeling. I wish I could swim.

BreakingGlass -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/12/2006 4:15:35 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: AngelaK Your brand new bass guitar looks outstanding! Too bad about what the leprosy's done to your fingers. Possibly because he touched something from here: http://www.bunnybass.com/e-zine/amusing/amusingindex.shtml quote: ORIGINAL: CERCKL (BTW Was that Mustang Hot Wheels at least an original redline one?) ...nah, primer grey. Only the best, baby.

wytchywoman -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/12/2006 4:24:10 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BreakingGlass I wish I could swim. Granted. You're a mermaid. You have a lovely tail where your legs used to be. I wish I could find a way to market all of the cat hair I keep scraping off my furniture.

AngelaK -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/12/2006 4:31:33 PM)
You start hand weaving cat hair jewelry which becomes a monster hit with celebrities. The outrageous prices you can ask and high demand fuel your greed. Your life spirals into terrible series of drugs and cat abuse and you snort coke, terrorize the many, many cats you've collected with wired curry combs and weave until you collapse. I wish it wasn't dinner time.

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