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MasterG2kTR -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/27/2006 6:28:16 PM)

Granted....Instead of fish.....it is now the noxious aroma of 1000's of skunks that they are raising for the pelts to be sold for a new age fad

I wish I wasn't so tired....



Phoenixandnika -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/27/2006 6:57:01 PM)

Granted, but now your job thinks you quit cause you haven't shown up for work for three days having been passed out in bed.

I wish I didn't live in a shithole town.

Phoenix



Cloudz -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/27/2006 7:00:28 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Phoenixandnika



I wish I didn't live in a shithole town.

Phoenix




Granted. You now live in a town full of assholes...the people are annoying and the smell is God Awful!

I wish I had more time in the day



Craftsman -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/27/2006 7:06:25 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Cloudz
I wish I had more time in the day


Granted.  You now have a case of non-stop insomnia that will give you the 8 hours normally wasted in sleep.  This will let you hold down two full-time jobs, mow the lawn, paint the house, wash the dishes and the laundry, vacuum, dust, and generally be a nice active person any spouse could nag all day long.

I wish I was not so isolated from others in this world....



Phoenixandnika -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/27/2006 7:51:58 PM)



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ORIGINAL: Cloudz

I wish I was not so isolated from others in this world....


Granted now that you have 14 kids you are wishing you had some alone time!
 
I wish Whos line is it anyway would be cancelled.
 
Nika{Phoenix}



GoddessDustyGold -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/27/2006 8:29:27 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Phoenixandnika



quote:

ORIGINAL: Cloudz

I wish I was not so isolated from others in this world....
 

I wish Whos line is it anyway would be cancelled.
 
Nika{Phoenix}


Granted...There has been a clean sweep, and now you have a choice between The Weather Channel and The All New and Improved Reality Show Network.
 
I wish it wasn't so windy outside.



Gauge -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/27/2006 10:33:26 PM)

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I wish it wasn't so windy outside.


Granted. It is now cold, rainy and miserable... but no wind.


I wish that I had a new computer chair



yourMissTress -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/27/2006 10:52:36 PM)

Granted...but you had to sell your computer to afford it.
 
I wish I could stay home and play on CM all day.



CERCKL -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/27/2006 10:59:21 PM)

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  I wish I could stay home and play on CM all day.


Granted...but Charlie's just not as fun as he was in the sixties...
OK, in bad taste but I couldn't help it...

I wish that I knew what to wish for...

C

(No, I don't want a cookie...)



chainedupnick -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/28/2006 1:58:18 AM)

Granted, but you've lost interest in playing :-P.

I wish... the moon was made of green cheese! [:D]



Cloudz -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/28/2006 3:27:36 AM)

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ORIGINAL: chainedupnick



I wish... the moon was made of green cheese! [:D]


Granted, but you are now a mouse who is obsessed with a trip to the moon.

I wish all the work I have to do today was already done.



rivenmoon -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/28/2006 4:39:12 AM)

GRANTED - IT WAS DONE BY THAT SNIVELLING LITTLE DWEEB WHOSE TRYING TO GET YOUR POSITION, AND GUESS WHAT HE DID, BECAUSE YOU GOT FIRED FOR NOT PULLING YOUR WEIGHT AND MAKING THE DEADLINE.........AINT LIFE A BIATCH.

I wish that there is always more money leftover in my account after, I have paid all the bills.



Gauge -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/28/2006 1:15:07 PM)

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I wish that there is always more money leftover in my account after, I have paid all the bills.


Granted. Now, $0.05 x 4% annually is...


I wish that I had a car that got 50 miles per gallon



MyCaptainsPet -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/28/2006 1:26:16 PM)

Granted, but it runs on urine and it takes a year to fill the tank...

i wish it was two weeks from now



siouxie -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/28/2006 3:17:45 PM)

granted, but in those two weeks you lived and experienced your ultimate happiness, then you lost it all yesterday

i wish i got on with my mother-in-law



Aileen68 -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/28/2006 4:55:37 PM)

Granted.  But then she likes you soooo much that she moves in with you and follows you everywhere.

I wish I could live on a tropical island.



Cloudz -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/28/2006 5:19:21 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Aileen68


I wish I could live on a tropical island.

Granted. Enjoy life with Gilligan...oh wait, he died...hope you like your own company...A LOT.

I wish my friend's lousy girlfriend would move on so he could be happy.



mathiasdomm -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/28/2006 5:25:10 PM)

Hate to ruin the game (not really. ain't sadism a bitch?) but I"ve got to tell this story.  Made me so sad:

I was leaving the coffee shop with two friends, Justin and Daniel, last week.  There was a guy sitting in a Porsche in the parking lot stealing the free wireless. 
I said "Man, I wish I had a Porsche."
Daniel said, " If you wished for a Porsche and got one, I'd wish that you didn't have a Porsche.  It'd disappear and you'd be sad."
Justin said, " And then I would wish for that scene to be repeated over and over again for eternity.  That'd be real shitty."

So if I ever find a magic lamp, I'm gonna kill Justin and Daniel right off. 

-m



gooddogbenji -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/28/2006 5:43:29 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Cloudz

I wish my friend's lousy girlfriend would move on so he could be happy.



Granted.  Moved right on........

.......to you.

I wish I had a nickel for every time I heard that one.

Yours,


benji



HouseofBear -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/28/2006 7:48:27 PM)

Granted, however they are all located in a chest on a deserted island to which you have no map.

I wish that chocolate had no calories.



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