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Gauge -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/29/2006 11:20:12 PM)

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I wish I could visit Japan.


Granted... well, not really. Not granted. But Japan will come visit you and they will be expecting lunch.

I wish that I wouldn't hear my crazy, insane neighbor in the apartment above me, pacing back and forth like a caged animal



orokana -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/29/2006 11:26:18 PM)

Granted, he will instead have a very loud arguement with a visitor.

I wish I had a sewing machine that worked.



Gauge -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/29/2006 11:31:56 PM)

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I wish I had a sewing machine that worked.


Granted. It works. On another planet. In another solar system. In another galaxy. Where the only life form is a small microbe named Gelflon and he has a distinct liking for human flesh.

I wish that I could be young again



orokana -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/29/2006 11:38:00 PM)

Granted, but in order to remain that way you must bathe daily in bird droppings.

I wish I had a house on the beach.



DesertRat -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/29/2006 11:39:20 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Gauge
I wish that I could be young again


Done! You're 14, awkward and zitty and wondering if that girl in your homeroom might 'like' you. Maybe you can ask one of her friends.

I wish I didn't have to sleep alone tonight. (this should be good)



FullCircle -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/30/2006 3:04:22 AM)

Granted, you are now homeless sleeping under a bridge with all the other homeless bums.

I wish I never needed a plumber.



rivenmoon -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/30/2006 4:39:07 AM)

GRANTED - NOW YOU LIVE AN OUTDOORS LIFE IN A TEEPEE.

I wish there was a way to stop fuel price going up



orokana -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/30/2006 12:45:15 PM)

Granted. You can't sell what doesn't exist. I'd invest in a bicycle if I were you.

I wish I had a new pair of boots.



Gauge -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/30/2006 12:45:18 PM)

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I wish I had a house on the beach.


Granted. What tsunami?

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 I wish there was a way to stop fuel price going up  


Granted. The price of gas plummets to $0.05 a gallon. Everyone goes out and buys huge, gas guzzling automobiles and brings the onset of global warming to a peak and it destroys the world. Way to go.

I wish that I could own all the DVD movies and TV shows that I like and want



Gauge -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/30/2006 12:46:35 PM)

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I wish I had a new pair of boots.


Granted. They don't fit you, but they are new.

I wish that I could own all the DVD movies and TV shows that I like and want



orokana -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/30/2006 2:51:54 PM)

Granted, but not until we move on to the next format and DVD players become very rare and pricey antiques.

I wish it was warm enough to go swimming.



MasterG2kTR -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/30/2006 2:55:16 PM)

Granted - but due to global warming the water is now hot enough to scald you

I wish I had a gourmet cook to make all my meals



orokana -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/30/2006 3:00:19 PM)

Granted, but the day before they begin work, you break your jaw and have to go on an all liquid diet.

I wish something interesing would happen.



MochaMistress -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/30/2006 4:26:21 PM)

Granted, your neighbor's cat decides to have kittens on your favorite bed linen.
 
 
I wish the fetish wear that I like didnt cost so much.



Craftsman -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/30/2006 5:09:17 PM)

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ORIGINAL: MochaMistress
I wish the fetish wear that I like didnt cost so much.


Granted.  You are now a very religious vanilla proselyte doing missionary work in a church nudist colony retreat.

I wish I had a pocket that never runs out of money.



nikaa -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/30/2006 5:27:25 PM)

 Craftsman: I wish I had a pocket that never runs out of money.
 
 
Granted then you could not play pocket pool with your girl!
 
I wish I could get a long back massage.
 
Nika{Phoenix}



CERCKL -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/30/2006 5:30:17 PM)

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I wish I had a pocket that never runs out of money.

Granted, as to what your pocket needs money for is beyond me...doesn't matter anyway, you left them at your ex's house and she has a restraining order against you and a redneck boyfriend with a 30ought06 and a pissed off pit bull...

I wish I wasn't in this emotional stress flow right now.

C



MasterG2kTR -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/30/2006 5:31:58 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Craftsman


Granted.  You are now a very religious vanilla proselyte doing missionary work in a church nudist colony retreat.

I wish I had a pocket that never runs out of money.



Granted - Of course it's all Monopoly Money and totally worthless unless you are playing the game

I wish it would never rain on weekends



Cloudz -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/30/2006 7:07:20 PM)

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ORIGINAL: CERCKL



I wish I wasn't in this emotional stress flow right now.

C


Granted. You no longer have any emotion. Stress does not affect you, neither does joy, laughter, sex, death, pain...well...you get the idea.

I wish I could redo yesterday



Gauge -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/30/2006 9:23:47 PM)

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I wish it would never rain on weekends


Granted. Now we get ice storms.

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 I wish I could redo yesterday 


Granted. You re-live yesterday, but nothing changes.


I wish that I could listen to my music really loud in my apartment



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