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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/28/2006 8:18:52 PM   
Cloudz


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ORIGINAL: HouseofBear


I wish that chocolate had no calories.


Granted...air, however has 3,000 calories per cubic inch

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/28/2006 10:03:23 PM   
Gauge


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Status: offline 		I wish that Cloudz would remember the way the game is played and that this will be the last time I will have to mention the rules to anyone again...

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I'm wearing my chicken suit and humming La Marseillaise.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/28/2006 10:43:53 PM   
CERCKL


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I am looking for a way to get through emotional emptiness, thoughts? No alcohol is no longer an option...


Granted, Cloudz is insulted and never palys again...and everyone else looses interest and leaves you alone to your power games of rules and messaging yourself on the forum...

I wish I could move beyond this pain...

C

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/28/2006 11:03:49 PM   
orokana


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I wish I could move beyond this pain...


Granted, but you can no longer move beyond state lines...

I wish I was a ninja.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/29/2006 4:42:50 AM   
Aileen68


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ORIGINAL: orokana

I wish I was a ninja.


Granted.  But you are lousy at it and get a fighting star right between the eyes within one day.

I wish I knew how to scuba dive.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/29/2006 4:55:43 AM   
rivenmoon


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I wish that the milk never runs out in the fridge.

< Message edited by rivenmoon -- 4/29/2006 4:57:57 AM >

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/29/2006 11:08:22 AM   
MochaMistress


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I wish that I could get rid of the dandelions in my yard without killing the grass.
 
 

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/29/2006 11:11:48 AM   
TexasMaam


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Status: offline 		Granted. Buy a weed specific herbicide that contains esther or a derivative of esther. It will kill broadleaf weeds (dicots) and will let the grass (monocots) grow.  Use care with it, if you use a liquid form as a spray, if it touches flowers in flowerbeds they'll be damaged.

I wish I could be with My sub today....TM

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/29/2006 12:26:20 PM   
FullCircle


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I wish my car didn’t keep bumping into other cars.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/29/2006 1:00:44 PM   
siouxie


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i wish i could talk to the fish

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My therapist says that would not be appropriate just now

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/29/2006 7:56:00 PM   
MochaMistress


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I wish my shoulder would stop hurting.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/29/2006 7:57:28 PM   
darq


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You now no longer have the ability to feel pain of any kind.

Which kinda sucks if you're a masochist but the upside is you won't even hardly notice if you accidently lob off a finger or two.

I wish I had a ferret.

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So you found a girl who thinks really deep thoughts ...
Tell me, whats so amazing about really deep thoughts?

I speak my mind because it hurts to bite my tongue.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/29/2006 8:12:33 PM   
gooddogbenji


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Status: offline 		Granted.  Grilled, baked, or sauteed?

I wish I could find my sunglasses.

Yours,


benji

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Prevent global warming. Stop burning patchouli.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/29/2006 8:32:51 PM   
Gauge


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I wish I could find my sunglasses.


Granted. They are on your rat eaten corpse.


I wish I had new black bedsheets

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I'm wearing my chicken suit and humming La Marseillaise.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/29/2006 8:35:46 PM   
gooddogbenji


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Status: offline 		Granted.  A tad frayed by the fire that burned your house down, but it did give them the colour they needed.

I wish people did not have deathwishes on me - Read GAUGE!!!!!

Yours,


benji

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Prevent global warming. Stop burning patchouli.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/29/2006 8:37:41 PM   
MochaMistress


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I wish there was something good on television to watch this evening.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/29/2006 8:42:13 PM   
gooddogbenji


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Status: offline 		HOW THE HELL WAS THAT RUINING MY WISH??????????????  BRING ON THE STALKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry. 

Granted. It's the best TV night ever.  Hope your TV is a wind up, cuz that power outage makes normal TVs not so useful.

I wish books would last longer.

Yours,


benji

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Prevent global warming. Stop burning patchouli.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/29/2006 8:43:37 PM   
Gauge


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I wish there was something good on television to watch this evening.


Granted! It is a remake of the Stephen King movie Misery starring Benji as the poor guy getting mangled and his wonderful stalker he got in the above wish as the sadistic, crazed kidnapper!

I wish I could be in a Holywood film


< Message edited by Gauge -- 4/29/2006 8:44:21 PM >

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"For there is no folly of the beast of the earth which is not infinitely outdone by the madness of men." Herman Melville - Moby Dick

I'm wearing my chicken suit and humming La Marseillaise.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/29/2006 8:45:45 PM   
Gauge


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I wish books would last longer.


Granted. Now War and Peace comes in an annotated version

I wish I could be in a Holywood film

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"For there is no folly of the beast of the earth which is not infinitely outdone by the madness of men." Herman Melville - Moby Dick

I'm wearing my chicken suit and humming La Marseillaise.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/29/2006 11:00:10 PM   
orokana


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Status: offline 		Granted, but the movie tanks after the stalkerazzi post nude photos of you on the internet.

I wish I could visit Japan.

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