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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/27/2006 6:28:16 PM   
MasterG2kTR


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Status: offline 		Granted....Instead of fish.....it is now the noxious aroma of 1000's of skunks that they are raising for the pelts to be sold for a new age fad

I wish I wasn't so tired....

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/27/2006 6:57:01 PM   
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I wish I didn't live in a shithole town.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/27/2006 7:00:28 PM   
Cloudz


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ORIGINAL: Phoenixandnika



I wish I didn't live in a shithole town.

Phoenix




Granted. You now live in a town full of assholes...the people are annoying and the smell is God Awful!

I wish I had more time in the day

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/27/2006 7:06:25 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Cloudz
I wish I had more time in the day


Granted.  You now have a case of non-stop insomnia that will give you the 8 hours normally wasted in sleep.  This will let you hold down two full-time jobs, mow the lawn, paint the house, wash the dishes and the laundry, vacuum, dust, and generally be a nice active person any spouse could nag all day long.

I wish I was not so isolated from others in this world....

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/27/2006 7:51:58 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Cloudz

I wish I was not so isolated from others in this world....


Granted now that you have 14 kids you are wishing you had some alone time!
 
I wish Whos line is it anyway would be cancelled.
 
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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/27/2006 8:29:27 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Phoenixandnika



quote:

ORIGINAL: Cloudz

I wish I was not so isolated from others in this world....
 

I wish Whos line is it anyway would be cancelled.
 
Nika{Phoenix}


Granted...There has been a clean sweep, and now you have a choice between The Weather Channel and The All New and Improved Reality Show Network.
 
I wish it wasn't so windy outside.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/27/2006 10:33:26 PM   
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I wish it wasn't so windy outside.


Granted. It is now cold, rainy and miserable... but no wind.


I wish that I had a new computer chair

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/27/2006 10:52:36 PM   
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I wish I could stay home and play on CM all day.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/27/2006 10:59:21 PM   
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  I wish I could stay home and play on CM all day.


Granted...but Charlie's just not as fun as he was in the sixties...
OK, in bad taste but I couldn't help it...

I wish that I knew what to wish for...

C

(No, I don't want a cookie...)

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/28/2006 1:58:18 AM   
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I wish... the moon was made of green cheese!

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/28/2006 3:27:36 AM   
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I wish... the moon was made of green cheese!


Granted, but you are now a mouse who is obsessed with a trip to the moon.

I wish all the work I have to do today was already done.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/28/2006 4:39:12 AM   
rivenmoon


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I wish that there is always more money leftover in my account after, I have paid all the bills.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/28/2006 1:15:07 PM   
Gauge


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I wish that there is always more money leftover in my account after, I have paid all the bills.


Granted. Now, $0.05 x 4% annually is...


I wish that I had a car that got 50 miles per gallon

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/28/2006 1:26:16 PM   
MyCaptainsPet


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i wish it was two weeks from now

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/28/2006 3:17:45 PM   
siouxie


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i wish i got on with my mother-in-law

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My therapist says that would not be appropriate just now

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/28/2006 4:55:37 PM   
Aileen68


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Status: offline 		Granted.  But then she likes you soooo much that she moves in with you and follows you everywhere.

I wish I could live on a tropical island.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/28/2006 5:19:21 PM   
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I wish I could live on a tropical island.

Granted. Enjoy life with Gilligan...oh wait, he died...hope you like your own company...A LOT.

I wish my friend's lousy girlfriend would move on so he could be happy.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/28/2006 5:25:10 PM   
mathiasdomm


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Status: offline 		Hate to ruin the game (not really. ain't sadism a bitch?) but I"ve got to tell this story.  Made me so sad:

I was leaving the coffee shop with two friends, Justin and Daniel, last week.  There was a guy sitting in a Porsche in the parking lot stealing the free wireless. 
I said "Man, I wish I had a Porsche."
Daniel said, " If you wished for a Porsche and got one, I'd wish that you didn't have a Porsche.  It'd disappear and you'd be sad."
Justin said, " And then I would wish for that scene to be repeated over and over again for eternity.  That'd be real shitty."

So if I ever find a magic lamp, I'm gonna kill Justin and Daniel right off. 

-m

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/28/2006 5:43:29 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Cloudz

I wish my friend's lousy girlfriend would move on so he could be happy.



Granted.  Moved right on........

.......to you.

I wish I had a nickel for every time I heard that one.

Yours,


benji

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/28/2006 7:48:27 PM   
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I wish that chocolate had no calories.

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