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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/26/2006 1:00:21 PM   
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granted, now we are ALL gay.

I wish I was sitting on my deck, sipping champagne with the setting sun.

Ron


OH Goody!!!!!! yay!!!!  Woo hoo!!!!
 
I have to make my wish first now....I wish for video cameras in every mens room and men's locker room and where ever there are men, and they all feed to my TV.
 
whew, let me regain my composure.
 
 
Granted, but the sun is setting into a black hole.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/26/2006 1:42:35 PM   
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Dear yMT,

I was gonna point you to this on the other thread... but I figured you would find it..

LOL
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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/26/2006 2:10:06 PM   
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Granted, but your TV is now black and white, is 3 inches big, and censors everything not "family friendly".

I wish i didn't have to wait so much.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/26/2006 2:13:35 PM   
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I wish i didn't have to wait so much.


Granted. You now have to wait a whole lot.


I wish that there weren't so many stray cats in my neighborhood

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/26/2006 2:38:31 PM   
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Granted.  They've all died and the stench is unbelievable.

I wish I could find that elusive perfect pair of high heels.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/26/2006 5:29:49 PM   
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Granted but they belong to Tom Cruise and he wont let you have them.
 
I wish that I could have any male movie start that I wanted as my sub.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/26/2006 7:09:45 PM   
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granted but the male movie star You want is gay and is married and has adopted five children from other world countries and would never, ever leave his lover and children.  and even if he did, the world would hate You for ever and ever for breaking up such a cute, sweet family that had so much love in it.  The world would hate You until You died and then no one would be sad You died and You would go to hell because You broke up the best male gay marriage in Hollywood.  For shame.

lol i wish...my dad was here with me to answer questions and that he could hear them and answer them and i could hear his answers.

i think that's a tricky one but hey, you never know what the next person might think up...

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/26/2006 9:06:54 PM   
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Granted, but he answers in riddles that you can never figure out until after the answer's usefulness is done.

I wish i could make peaceful contact with aliens

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/26/2006 10:24:48 PM   
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I wish i could make peaceful contact with aliens


Granted. You are now a US border guard.


I wish that I could organize my closets better

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/26/2006 10:43:07 PM   
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Granted. Your clothes are now all in jpg file format. Trouble is they are all electronic now and too small to fit.

I wish the color green suited me.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/27/2006 2:09:25 AM   
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I wish the color green suited me.


Done. Now the only clothing you currently or will ever own are green suits. No more agonizing over what to wear!

I wish I did not have insomnia

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/27/2006 1:09:33 PM   
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I wish I did not have insomnia


Granted. Rest well Mr. Van Winkle.


I wish someone else would do my laundry

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/27/2006 1:16:35 PM   
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granted.....call Molly Maid...

I wish i could find a job..

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/27/2006 1:31:01 PM   
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I wish I could sing on key


Granted, but the key you can now sing in is inaudible to the human ear

I wish Angelina Jolie would dump Brad Pitt and be my submissive


Me too.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/27/2006 1:34:57 PM   
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granted.....call Molly Maid...

I wish i could find a job..


Granted--but you work in a sweatshop for pennies a week and will never see your family again.

I wish I could open a school for "indigo" kids

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/27/2006 5:14:21 PM   
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Granted, however it is a school for circus clowns.


I wish I would win the lottery.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/27/2006 5:48:49 PM   
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Granted you are the proud owner of a winning $2.00 lottery ticket.
 
I wish I had a submissive that was a chef.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/27/2006 6:13:46 PM   
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Granted--but he has really shaky hands and everything's either too spicy to eat or sprinkled with blood.

I wish I'd seen this movie from the beginning.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/27/2006 6:24:19 PM   
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But that hour and a half blow job was much more entertaining at least for him!
 
I wish I didnt smell fish from my neighbors house.
 
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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/27/2006 6:25:50 PM   
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Granted, you are now stuck watching the movie "groundhog day" over and over and over again.


i wish i could quit smoking

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