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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/13/2006 1:28:33 PM   
OhBeMyMind


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Status: offline 		Granted.  The dog now has a constant, annoying whine.

I wish I could read minds.

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~she'll tease you, she'll unease you, all the better just to please you~ K.C

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/13/2006 1:30:44 PM   
gooddogbenji


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(you know what I'm saying)

I wish I didn't have to be so damn creative all the time.

Yours,


benji

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Prevent global warming. Stop burning patchouli.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/13/2006 1:35:48 PM   
DelightMachine


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BANG!!

Now will somebody bury this dog?

I wish I could solve all problems with sweet reason.



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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/13/2006 1:42:04 PM   
gooddogbenji


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Status: offline 		Granted.  Now, every time a problem comes up, you analyze it for which dessert is best eaten in that situation - usually ends up being pure sugar.

I wish pasta would not take so long to cook.

Yours,


benji

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/13/2006 5:33:45 PM   
OhBeMyMind


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Status: offline 		Granted.  Now all of your noodles limp quickly.

I wish there was an easier way to quit smoking.

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~oh

~*~I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not~*~

~she'll tease you, she'll unease you, all the better just to please you~ K.C

~Well would you look at that! My give-a-damn just broke~

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/13/2006 5:53:48 PM   
gooddogbenji


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"We are gathered here today...."

I wish my watches wouldn't stop at the most random times.

Yours,


benji

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/13/2006 8:28:12 PM   
Gauge


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I wish my watches wouldn't stop at the most random times


Granted. Now they stop at the worst possible times.


I wish that I could own a successful restaurant

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I'm wearing my chicken suit and humming La Marseillaise.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/13/2006 9:10:40 PM   
Evanesce


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I wish that I could own a successful restaurant


Granted, but soylent green hasn't been approved for human consumption by the FDA and you're shut down.
 
I wish everyone who said they'd be somewhere at a specific time would actually show up at that time.

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Denise

Give a slave what he truly needs, and he will do what you want.

"There's never a hero in a battle of ego." - Big & Rich


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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/13/2006 9:12:57 PM   
HouseofBear


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Status: offline 		Granted, and the somewhere is at your place everyday all day long.

I wish I had some Godiva chocolate liquer right now.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/14/2006 10:59:45 AM   
Gauge


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I wish I had some Godiva chocolate liquer right now


Granted. However you have no container to hold it in and it splashes to the dusty, dirty floor.


I wish that my Mother has a good time when I take her out to eat today.

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"For there is no folly of the beast of the earth which is not infinitely outdone by the madness of men." Herman Melville - Moby Dick

I'm wearing my chicken suit and humming La Marseillaise.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/16/2006 6:17:52 PM   
HouseofBear


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Status: offline 		Granted, your mother drinks too much wine in her fun, and dances on the table top naked singing tequila makes her clothes come off.


I wish I had more weekends off from work.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/16/2006 6:31:58 PM   
CERCKL


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I wish I had more weekends off from work.


Granted..."We are gathered here today...."  (thank you benji)

I wish that I was spending this weekend at the beach...

C

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/16/2006 10:56:46 PM   
Gauge


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I wish that I was spending this weekend at the beach...


Granted. You are shipwrecked.


I wish that I could get the image of my drunk mother dancing naked on the table and singing... that's just wrong.

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"For there is no folly of the beast of the earth which is not infinitely outdone by the madness of men." Herman Melville - Moby Dick

I'm wearing my chicken suit and humming La Marseillaise.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/16/2006 11:24:36 PM   
Reflectivesoul


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Status: offline 		Granted, instead you see benji dancing on a table top naked!
 
I wish I had more film for the show and a box of pop corn.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/17/2006 12:11:57 AM   
CERCKL


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I wish I had more film for the show and a box of pop corn.


Granted but you accidently left them in your car, along with you keys...and dammit, you locked the fool thing too...

Speaking of cars, I wish I had the money for the repairs mine needs...

C

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"Please, please, please believe me, I really am an asshole. All that Enlightenment and Higher Learning shit was all a ruse."

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/17/2006 12:15:09 AM   
Reflectivesoul


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Status: offline 		Granted but you take it to a shop with a new mechanic, he changes the oil and puts the wrong sized filter on, thus while driving around oil spurts all over your engine and the engine eventually blows up.
 
I wish I had an extra set of keys!

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/17/2006 12:18:58 AM   
CERCKL


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I wish I had an extra set of keys!


Granted...and they're at your ex's, who still has an unhealthy obsession with you and is now listening to the voices in his head which has slipped past the aluminum foil hat he wears and he is concerned that you are possessed by demons and he must exorcise them through a small hole drilled in the back of your skull.

I wish that it wasn't going to be hot as hell again tomorrow.

C

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AND I AM TOO AN ASSHOLE, I HAVE REFERENCES!!!

"Please, please, please believe me, I really am an asshole. All that Enlightenment and Higher Learning shit was all a ruse."

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/17/2006 12:20:59 AM   
Reflectivesoul


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I wish I had a tin foil hat damnit! Those mad cows flying around could hurt someone!

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/17/2006 12:25:34 AM   
CERCKL


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I wish I had a tin foil hat damnit! Those mad cows flying around could hurt someone!


Granted...but instead of repelling the flying mad cows it just enrages them into kamakaze style dives towrds your hat...

I wish that I had the latest Nick Cave CD...

C

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AND I AM TOO AN ASSHOLE, I HAVE REFERENCES!!!

"Please, please, please believe me, I really am an asshole. All that Enlightenment and Higher Learning shit was all a ruse."

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/17/2006 12:28:11 AM   
Reflectivesoul


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Status: offline 		Granted but the cd attracts all the hovering cows and they poop on it as they fly past
 
I wish your cd didnt smell so bad ewwww

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