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fastlane -> RE: Make a wish.. (5/22/2006 5:47:03 AM)

Granted!   Why?  Because you don't have a job anyway![:D][:D][:D] So drop the sign, put the cup away and take a nap!

I wish that minnie wasn't fucking Goofy.




MochaMistress -> RE: Make a wish.. (5/22/2006 6:31:15 AM)

Granted, now minnie is fucking daisy.
 
I wish that I had more time to play here this morning.
 




fastlane -> RE: Make a wish.. (5/22/2006 6:37:47 AM)

Granted, now minnie is fucking daisy.
 
I wish that I had more time to play here this morning.
 
LOL..Granted...please take my time as I've already wasted too much of it here this morning.
 
I wish I one more inch...just for good measure [:D]




talibahh -> RE: Make a wish.. (5/22/2006 6:41:05 AM)

granted... *pinocciho*  [:D]


i wish i could sleep in in the morning




Gauge -> RE: Make a wish.. (5/22/2006 1:12:46 PM)

quote:

i wish i could sleep in in the morning


Granted but you must do so under a freeway overpass.


I wish that I had a fishing boat




MochaMistress -> RE: Make a wish.. (5/22/2006 6:25:35 PM)

Granted, too bad its in a bottle on your desk.
 
I wish I could carve beautiful wooden animals.




Littlepita -> RE: Make a wish.. (5/22/2006 6:42:41 PM)

Granted, but then you accidentally chop off two fingers and have to resort to making balloon animals.


I wish there was an easy way to lose weight.







Evanesce -> RE: Make a wish.. (5/22/2006 7:20:20 PM)

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I wish there was an easy way to lose weight.


Granted.  See that man with the machete over there?  He'll be happy to hack off the excess for you.
 
I wish I could stick to 100% healthful foods and stay away from pizza.




CERCKL -> RE: Make a wish.. (5/22/2006 10:19:53 PM)

Granted you stick to healthful food, countertops, car doors and just about everything else...ooops, pizza sticks to you also, sorry.

I wish that I could afford to fix up my son's 68 Buick before his 16th birthday.

C




Gauge -> RE: Make a wish.. (5/22/2006 11:49:52 PM)

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I wish that I could afford to fix up my son's 68 Buick before his 16th birthday


Granted. However before your son's 16th birthday he dedicates his life to becoming an environmental activist and he swears he will never drive any type of fuel consuming vehicle. He asks you for a nice bicycle.


I wish that some threads on here wouldn't die.




Reflectivesoul -> RE: Make a wish.. (5/22/2006 11:55:20 PM)

Granted, unfortunately its the "Mistress is worried" and the " whats wrong with that" threads.... lol lol
 
I wish a certain someone would get online....




MochaMistress -> RE: Make a wish.. (5/23/2006 6:51:01 AM)

Granted but their computer has been hacked into and now all your conversations are appearing will be displayed on the evening news.
 
I wish that I could grow the perfect rose.




Aileen68 -> RE: Make a wish.. (5/23/2006 7:29:00 AM)

Granted.  But you also develop an allergy to roses and break out in boils from head to toe.

I wish I was at the beach right now.




akisha -> RE: Make a wish.. (5/23/2006 8:47:11 AM)

Granted, but it's hurricane season and you get blown out to sea

I wish my boss wasn't such a moron.




HouseofBear -> RE: Make a wish.. (5/23/2006 4:58:03 PM)

Granted, he is now an anal retentive genius who drives you nuts with very teeny details and calls you up at 2 am to discuss work.

I wish I had vacation houses in the Smokey Mountains and on the beach near Savannah.




MochaMistress -> RE: Make a wish.. (5/23/2006 5:13:48 PM)

Granted, but due the to forest fires the Smokey Mountains really are smoke filled and your house burns down. And you place on the beach got destroyed by a winter storm.
 
I wish I could find the perfect pair of jeans to wear.




HouseofBear -> RE: Make a wish.. (5/23/2006 5:16:50 PM)

Granted, however they fit perfectly on someone two sizes different from you.

I wish my chaps were a size smaller.




angelface183 -> RE: Make a wish.. (5/23/2006 5:18:50 PM)

granted, however now you are four sizes larger....

I wish that I could take back something that I posted earlier...TMI




Aileen68 -> RE: Make a wish.. (5/23/2006 5:35:22 PM)

Granted.  But it was the perfect post not the one you fucked up.

I wish I had a piece of cheesecake for dessert.




CERCKL -> RE: Make a wish.. (5/23/2006 6:26:32 PM)

quote:

I wish I had a piece of cheesecake for dessert.

Granted...and it's one of the finest handpainted pieces of resin I've ever seen.

I wish I could have monkeys in the house...

C




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