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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/27/2006 7:36:52 AM   
Gauge


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Status: offline 		Akisha... didn't post a wish. You go to the corner until you learn to play nicely. 


I wish that I could come up with an invention that everyone needs

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/27/2006 8:49:05 AM   
Lidh2l


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We wish there was an extra hour in every day.

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I want a lover I don't have to love,
I want a girl who's to sad to give a fuck...
I want a boy who's so drunk he doesn't talk
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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/27/2006 9:51:42 AM   
MasterRenegade77


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Granted but you have to spend that xtra hour standing on your head...

I wish I had a Harem of 5 slaves...

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/27/2006 10:04:23 AM   
Lidh2l


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Status: offline 		Granted, but they must be sexually serviced three times a day or they become Jabberwocks...and you don't have a Vorpal Sword

We wish we had a self-refilling pot of coffee

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I want a lover I don't have to love,
I want a girl who's to sad to give a fuck...
I want a boy who's so drunk he doesn't talk
--Bright Eyes, Lover I Don't Have to Love

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/27/2006 10:33:51 AM   
Gauge


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We wish we had a self-refilling pot of coffee


Granted. But the fairy that grants the wish has eyesight problems and you now have a self-refilling pot of coffin.


I wish that I had a much better computer than the one I have now.

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"For there is no folly of the beast of the earth which is not infinitely outdone by the madness of men." Herman Melville - Moby Dick

I'm wearing my chicken suit and humming La Marseillaise.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/27/2006 10:48:19 AM   
MochaMistress


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I really really want that afore mentioned self refilling coffee maker. Oh my goodness it would truly be a dream come true.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/27/2006 1:47:13 PM   
Gauge


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quote:

I really really want that afore mentioned self refilling coffee maker. Oh my goodness it would truly be a dream come true.


Granted... by the same fairy with eyesight problems.


I wish that I could write a best selling novel

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/27/2006 1:50:45 PM   
DelightMachine


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Gauge
I wish that I could write a best selling novel


Granted. Too bad all your earnings were lost in the plagarism lawsuit, and, while a popular success, the critics hated it. You'll never get another publisher!

I wish I was the greatest lover in the world.

I

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/27/2006 2:23:11 PM   
MasterRenegade77


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Granted but now you have this thing for sheep...

I wish I  could find the origins of the Universe...

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/27/2006 4:26:58 PM   
Gauge


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quote:

I wish I  could find the origins of the Universe...


Granted. Sadly though you never get to share your findings because you are overtaken by a large herd of smelly wildebeest and dragged back into their lair where they dine on you.


I wish I could spell every word in the English language correctly without having to look things up.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/27/2006 5:03:08 PM   
MysticFireTopaz


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Gauge
I wish I could spell every word in the English language correctly without having to look things up.


Granted, but then you fall head over heels in love with a woman from Italy.  She agrees to marry you only if you spend the rest of your life in Italy, which you agree to do.  Your perfect English spelling is of little use there.

I wish I would meet the man of my dreams.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/27/2006 8:07:17 PM   
HouseofBear


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Status: offline 		Granted, however he is already married with 6 children.

I wish that I had all the free books of my choosing I could read.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/27/2006 10:10:08 PM   
Gauge


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Granted, but then you fall head over heels in love with a woman from Italy.  She agrees to marry you only if you spend the rest of your life in Italy, which you agree to do.  Your perfect English spelling is of little use there.


Where do I sign??? Italy? Italian woman? Pasta? Wait... I need to go touch myself.


quote:

I wish that I had all the free books of my choosing I could read.


Granted. And the prison you are in for life expects more to be donated soon.

I wish that I could sail around the world with a woman that I truly love and adore.


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"For there is no folly of the beast of the earth which is not infinitely outdone by the madness of men." Herman Melville - Moby Dick

I'm wearing my chicken suit and humming La Marseillaise.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/27/2006 10:10:27 PM   
DelightMachine


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Status: offline 		Granted, but you have only three more days to live.

I wish I could have a long, happy life.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/27/2006 11:12:21 PM   
MochaMistress


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I wish that I had the answer to world peace.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/28/2006 4:30:46 AM   
Aileen68


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quote:

ORIGINAL: MochaMistress 
I wish that I had the answer to world peace.


Granted.  But you are a blind, deaf, paralyzed mute that can't tell a soul.

I wish I had a maid service to clean my house.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/28/2006 4:37:01 AM   
LaMalinche


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I wish that people would not wake up grumpy.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/28/2006 4:47:13 AM   
MysticFireTopaz


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quote:

ORIGINAL: LaMalinche
I wish that people would not wake up grumpy.


Granted, but now they are so chipper and cheerful it is downright annoying.  The first thing they do in the morning now is throw the curtains open and start singing "Oh What a Beautiful Morning." (and trust Me, this is VERY annoying.  My roommate at a retreat did this.)

I wish all the clutter in my house was picked up and put away.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/28/2006 8:09:56 AM   
Evanesce


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I wish I had someone to play with right now.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/28/2006 9:17:08 AM   
Gauge


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quote:

I wish I had someone to play with right now.


Granted. Awesome Barbie doll!


I wish that I didn't have to cut my mom's grass all the time.

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