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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/23/2006 6:39:51 PM   
Aileen68


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ORIGINAL: CERCKL

I wish I could have monkeys in the house...

C


Granted.  But they poop...all over.
I wish I could win the lottery.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/23/2006 7:26:03 PM   
CERCKL


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Status: offline 		...and they could join the dogs on that one.

Oh yeah, granted...the Mexican National Lottery is all yours...pesos baby, pesos.

I wish that I had the downpayment for a house in the Belmont District.

C

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/24/2006 6:07:20 AM   
MochaMistress


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Status: offline 		Granted, but unfortunately you will be on a 5 year waiting list before there is a house available in that distrct for you to purchase.
 
I wish we had just a little more rain today to keep the pollen down so my allergies didn't bug me.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/24/2006 12:15:04 PM   
Aileen68


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Status: offline 		Granted.  But the standing water after the rain attracts swarms of mosquitos that completely cover you everytime you walk outside.

I wish I had a large Dunkin Donuts Ice Coffee before me.  Yum!

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/24/2006 12:53:19 PM   
Gauge


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I wish I had a large Dunkin Donuts Ice Coffee before me.  Yum!


Granted. It appears before you. Sadly it is just an image of a Dunkin Doughnuts Iced Coffee but that will go well with all the doughnut holes you got also.


I wish that I could play in a famous rock band

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I'm wearing my chicken suit and humming La Marseillaise.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/24/2006 4:56:04 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Gauge
I wish that I could play in a famous rock band


Granted, but you are Charles Manson, and it's only in your own mind.*

*"Charles Manson believed he was the fifth Beatle. Manson believed that the Book of Revelations 9th Chapter said that the Beatles were four angels. The chapter also went on to say that the four angels would call a fifth angel who would have a key to bottomless pit, which Manson believed he had. To Manson this was proof that he was the fifth Beatle."
--- Wikipedia, "Fifth Beatle"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fifth_Beatle

I wish I were the smartest guy on the entire planet. 

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I'd rather be in
Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/24/2006 8:36:09 PM   
HouseofBear


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Status: offline 		Granted, you are now the smartest guy on Venus.  Too bad your rocket blew up on landing.

I wish that this weekend at work would go quietly.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/24/2006 8:40:31 PM   
akisha


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I wish i had somone to play with all the time

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/24/2006 9:46:04 PM   
Gauge


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I wish i had somone to play with all the time


Granted. Akisha meet Mr. Potato Head.


I wish that I could go to Vegas and win millions of dollars

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/25/2006 6:24:57 PM   
DelightMachine


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Status: offline 		Granted, and now that the looooong Monopoly game is over, you have to put them back in the box.

I wish that everybody in the world would be twice as smart as they are right now.

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I'd rather be in
Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/25/2006 6:57:43 PM   
MochaMistress


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I wish that I could see a marching band parade down my street every day.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/25/2006 8:05:37 PM   
Reflectivesoul


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Status: offline 		Granted, the parades start at 4:30am every morning, right outside your front door.
 
I wish I could find the extension cord for my air conditioner cause its going to be hella hot this weekend.

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ooooo..I bet THATS gonna leave a mark!!!!

Equal opportunity pisser on-er ... heh..

Gimme some crayons, I want color and I want it now DAMNIT!

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/25/2006 8:25:21 PM   
akisha


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Status: offline 		Granted, but it's tied around the wrist of the slave you brought home last month and forgot about, now you need to hide the body.

I wish someone would come mow my lawn for me *sighs*

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I'm confused.... No wait!!! Maybe I'm not

It's not a blonde moment! It's momentary peroxide posioning. ;)

Your pain makes me smile ~ Happy Bunny

532-095-649

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/25/2006 8:34:10 PM   
Reflectivesoul


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Status: offline 		Granted, but somehow the fella got the wrong impression of "lawn" because your friend dyed your pubes green, so now he's chasing you around the house with a razor.....
 
I wish it would quit storming...

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ooooo..I bet THATS gonna leave a mark!!!!

Equal opportunity pisser on-er ... heh..

Gimme some crayons, I want color and I want it now DAMNIT!

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/25/2006 8:41:25 PM   
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I wish it would quit storming.

No problem. The plague of locusts dried up the clouds.

I wish I had a new career.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/25/2006 8:44:45 PM   
Aileen68


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ORIGINAL: Petruchio
I wish I had a new career.



Granted.  You're now a waitress at Hooters.

I wish I could sleep late tomorrow morning.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/25/2006 8:48:45 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Aileen68

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ORIGINAL: Petruchio
I wish I had a new career.



Granted.  You're now a waitress at Hooters.

I wish I could sleep late tomorrow morning.


You're fired. Sleep as late as you like.

I wish my car wasn't such a filthy mess.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/25/2006 8:51:51 PM   
Aileen68


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ORIGINAL: DesertRat

I wish my car wasn't such a filthy mess.


Granted.  It caught on fire and was burned to a crisp.  No more cleaning worries for you.

I wish I could be on vacation right now.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/26/2006 12:05:01 AM   
Gauge


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I wish I could be on vacation right now.


Granted. You found a real bargain on Priceline for a round trip to Iraq.


I wish that I could come up with an invention that everyone needs

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/26/2006 8:28:07 AM   
akisha


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ORIGINAL: Reflectivesoul

Granted, but somehow the fella got the wrong impression of "lawn" because your friend dyed your pubes green, so now he's chasing you around the house with a razor.....
 
I wish it would quit storming...


I love being shaved so i wouldn't be running away lol


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I'm confused.... No wait!!! Maybe I'm not

It's not a blonde moment! It's momentary peroxide posioning. ;)

Your pain makes me smile ~ Happy Bunny

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