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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/22/2006 5:47:03 AM   
fastlane


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I wish that minnie wasn't fucking Goofy.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/22/2006 6:31:15 AM   
MochaMistress


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I wish that I had more time to play here this morning.
 

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/22/2006 6:37:47 AM   
fastlane


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I wish that I had more time to play here this morning.
 
LOL..Granted...please take my time as I've already wasted too much of it here this morning.
 
I wish I one more inch...just for good measure

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/22/2006 6:41:05 AM   
talibahh


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i wish i could sleep in in the morning

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/22/2006 1:12:46 PM   
Gauge


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i wish i could sleep in in the morning


Granted but you must do so under a freeway overpass.


I wish that I had a fishing boat

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I'm wearing my chicken suit and humming La Marseillaise.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/22/2006 6:25:35 PM   
MochaMistress


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I wish I could carve beautiful wooden animals.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/22/2006 6:42:41 PM   
Littlepita


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I wish there was an easy way to lose weight.





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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/22/2006 7:20:20 PM   
Evanesce


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I wish there was an easy way to lose weight.


Granted.  See that man with the machete over there?  He'll be happy to hack off the excess for you.
 
I wish I could stick to 100% healthful foods and stay away from pizza.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/22/2006 10:19:53 PM   
CERCKL


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Status: offline 		Granted you stick to healthful food, countertops, car doors and just about everything else...ooops, pizza sticks to you also, sorry.

I wish that I could afford to fix up my son's 68 Buick before his 16th birthday.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/22/2006 11:49:52 PM   
Gauge


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I wish that I could afford to fix up my son's 68 Buick before his 16th birthday


Granted. However before your son's 16th birthday he dedicates his life to becoming an environmental activist and he swears he will never drive any type of fuel consuming vehicle. He asks you for a nice bicycle.


I wish that some threads on here wouldn't die.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/22/2006 11:55:20 PM   
Reflectivesoul


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I wish a certain someone would get online....

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/23/2006 6:51:01 AM   
MochaMistress


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I wish that I could grow the perfect rose.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/23/2006 7:29:00 AM   
Aileen68


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Status: offline 		Granted.  But you also develop an allergy to roses and break out in boils from head to toe.

I wish I was at the beach right now.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/23/2006 8:47:11 AM   
akisha


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I wish my boss wasn't such a moron.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/23/2006 4:58:03 PM   
HouseofBear


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I wish I had vacation houses in the Smokey Mountains and on the beach near Savannah.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/23/2006 5:13:48 PM   
MochaMistress


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Status: offline 		Granted, but due the to forest fires the Smokey Mountains really are smoke filled and your house burns down. And you place on the beach got destroyed by a winter storm.
 
I wish I could find the perfect pair of jeans to wear.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/23/2006 5:16:50 PM   
HouseofBear


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I wish my chaps were a size smaller.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/23/2006 5:18:50 PM   
angelface183


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I wish that I could take back something that I posted earlier...TMI

< Message edited by angelface183 -- 5/23/2006 5:19:29 PM >

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/23/2006 5:35:22 PM   
Aileen68


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I wish I had a piece of cheesecake for dessert.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/23/2006 6:26:32 PM   
CERCKL


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I wish I had a piece of cheesecake for dessert.

Granted...and it's one of the finest handpainted pieces of resin I've ever seen.

I wish I could have monkeys in the house...

C

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