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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/12/2006 9:59:17 PM   
AngelaK


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I wish I never had insomnia.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/12/2006 9:59:44 PM   
Gauge


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I wish I had 20/20 vision


Granted... as long as everything you look at is 2 feet away from your face

I wish that I could afford to have a lear jet


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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/12/2006 10:00:51 PM   
AngelaK


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Status: offline 		ACKK!!!!! TOO MANY!! I quit! Y'all are too quick right now! LOL

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When choosing between two evils, I always like to pick the one I never tried before.

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Spanking is love, and scolding is affection.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/12/2006 10:01:22 PM   
Gauge


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I wish I never had insomnia


Granted. Now you have bladder control issues

I wish people would slow down posting to this thread so we don't overlap each other

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/12/2006 10:04:10 PM   
Thanatosian


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Granted - but your voice is now a basso profundo two octaves lower than James Earl Jones

I wish I could quit smoking

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/12/2006 10:09:12 PM   
Gauge


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I wish I could quit smoking


Granted. However you become addicted to LSD


I wish that I would never have to wait to get a table at a restaurant

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/12/2006 11:17:56 PM   
AngelaK


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Status: offline 		Granted. Your body odor is so profound that people can't eat in your presence so tables always empty when you enter.

I wish I was a renown artist.

(P.S. Notice how long it took for people to post? I think you actually got your wish, Gauge!)

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Spanking is love, and scolding is affection.

Chinese Proverb

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/12/2006 11:32:52 PM   
Twice


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Status: offline 		Granted, but you get crazy creepy stalkers who live on your doorstoop and don't let you leave your house.

I wish finals were over.


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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/12/2006 11:36:15 PM   
CERCKL


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Status: offline 		Granted...they have been for years now...or at  least for you since you became obsessed with following Barry Manilow as a groupie and dropped out.

I wish that my teenagers were now in their thirties...


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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/13/2006 12:21:06 AM   
BlkTallFullfig


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I wish oil prices would plummet.  M

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/13/2006 12:38:46 AM   
RubberWitch


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Welcome to Kyoto!

I wish air travel was free

J

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/13/2006 1:30:10 AM   
MistyMenthal


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would have to be the Pilot!


I wish that we Had a Woman President.

Kiss Me, Misty


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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/13/2006 1:43:16 AM   
RubberWitch


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Status: offline 		Granted. we'll ship out Thatcher

(Sorry, I'm trying to avoid too many posts in this thread, but couldn'tm help that one)

I wish I had something better to do

]v[

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/13/2006 1:45:52 AM   
brightspot


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I wish they would quit making movies that were old T.V. shows!

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/13/2006 5:36:38 AM   
Evanesce


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I wish they would quit making movies that were old T.V. shows!


Granted, but now they're making TV shows out of old movies.  Friday the 13th is a sitcom.
 
I wish someone would come over and hang wallpaper for me.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/13/2006 7:43:17 AM   
LadyJenarius


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Status: offline 		Granted but that someone thinks hanging wallpaper is like hanging a picture and now your rooms look like a flapper's dress.
 
I wish I knew what happened to our missing box of CDs and DVD's

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Be patient and tough, some day this pain will be useful to you. -Ovid

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/13/2006 8:21:52 AM   
mnottertail


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Status: offline 		granted.  They were given by mistake to the Katrina Relief effort instead of the VHS and 8 track tapes you meant to send.

I wish I didn't have to work.

Ron 

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/13/2006 8:25:45 AM   
LadyJenarius


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Status: offline 		Granted now the whole building falls into a sink hole and your workplace has no insurance to cover said sink hole.  Good bye job.
 
I wish dishes washed themselves.

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Be patient and tough, some day this pain will be useful to you. -Ovid

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/13/2006 8:33:01 AM   
MontaukDaisies


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Status: offline 		Granted, but then the cat's litter pan multiplies and you've got no kitty litter left!

I wish I were in my Man's arms right now.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/13/2006 8:38:17 AM   
LadyJenarius


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Status: offline 		Granted but He's trying to drive while holding you and it's a curvy road.
 
I wish my post status was no longer "vanilla" UGH

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Be patient and tough, some day this pain will be useful to you. -Ovid

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