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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/13/2006 2:25:54 PM   
Twice


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I wish my sore throat would go away.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/13/2006 2:31:11 PM   
FullCircle


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I wish someone would knock out Richard Branson’s front teeth with a hammer.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/13/2006 3:27:31 PM   
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I wish I still had all my old toys (starwars and the like. If I got rid of a toy of context here, there was a reason)

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/13/2006 5:51:21 PM   
MontaukDaisies


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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/13/2006 5:53:41 PM   
MontaukDaisies


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I wish I could get rid of this damn cold/cough... (blech!)

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/13/2006 7:11:55 PM   
Twice


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Status: offline 		Granted but, you know... dead man can't cough.

I wish I had a new laptop.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/13/2006 7:34:59 PM   
BreakingGlass


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I wish I could swim.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/13/2006 8:14:11 PM   
Evanesce


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I wish I could lose 150 lb.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/13/2006 8:14:37 PM   
MontaukDaisies


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ORIGINAL: Twice

Granted but, you know... dead man can't cough.

I wish I had a new laptop.


Hehe.... can dead women? (I'm a goil! silly!)

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/13/2006 8:15:38 PM   
MontaukDaisies


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But now you are bulimic.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/13/2006 8:17:07 PM   
MontaukDaisies


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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/13/2006 8:40:30 PM   
Takethiswaltz


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I wish i looked like Angelina Jolie

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/13/2006 8:49:53 PM   
Arpig


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I wish I had all my teeth

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/13/2006 9:22:58 PM   
Evanesce


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I wish I had someone to do my grocery shopping for me.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/13/2006 10:31:55 PM   
LadyJenarius


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I wish my people would act their age and not their shoe size.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/13/2006 10:33:13 PM   
Takethiswaltz


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I wish I could live forever

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/13/2006 11:08:00 PM   
wytchywoman


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ORIGINAL: Takethiswaltz

granted, but the person doing your shopping speaks only portugese so you will only be having portugese food from now on
 
I wish I could live forever
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Granted.  All of your former friends are gone. You live forever but have no one to talk to but us kinky freaks.

I wish I could sleep without heavy duty meds.


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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/13/2006 11:09:21 PM   
Gauge


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I wish I could live forever


Granted. Funny, Rush Limbaugh had the same wish and I hope the two of you like each others company because the Earth's sun is going super-nova tomorrow. Have a wonderful forever.

I wish that I could get every TV station in the world

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/13/2006 11:11:12 PM   
Gauge


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I wish I could sleep without heavy duty meds.



Granted. You now have four guys from Federal prison to beat you up every night... sleep tight.

I wish that I could get every TV station in the world

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/13/2006 11:23:30 PM   
wytchywoman


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Gauge

quote:

I wish I could sleep without heavy duty meds.



I wish that I could get every TV station in the world


Granted. Every radio station in the world is now available. Sadly, it's all Arabic and Osama is stilll looking for you.

I wish someone would just tuck me into bed now.


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