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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/13/2006 8:40:17 AM   
mnottertail


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I wish I could go home and get things done around the house.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/13/2006 8:49:21 AM   
LadyJenarius


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I wish trolls would learn to read profiles (REALLY wishful thinking there I know)

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/13/2006 8:52:42 AM   
Mistrix


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I wish I had a penis for a day.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/13/2006 8:57:32 AM   
kittensmailbox


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Status: offline 		Hey i want Mistrix's wish too, but for different reasons i am sure...

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/13/2006 9:55:17 AM   
TeeGO


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ORIGINAL: Mistrix
I wish I had a penis for a day.

But now it's locked in a chastity device and your Mistress is in a foul mood and your sent to spend the day cleaning out the garage.

I wish I could teleport anywhere on the planet anytime I wanted.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/13/2006 10:58:42 AM   
RubberWitch


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I wish I had musical talent

J

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/13/2006 11:09:30 AM   
NakedOnMyChain


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Status: offline 		Granted.  Not just everyone can belch and fart their "ABC's" at the same time.  Congratulations.

I wish I was a little bit taller.  (Yeah, we're going Skeelo for this).

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/13/2006 11:11:24 AM   
RubberWitch


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I wish I DJd more

J

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/13/2006 11:15:18 AM   
FullCircle


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I wish I had a tank so that I could crush my enemies.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/13/2006 12:13:45 PM   
Gauge


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I wish I had a tank so that I could crush my enemies


Granted. However George W. Bush learns of your weapon of mass destruction and declares war on you

I wish I wouldn't have to do my laundry

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/13/2006 12:38:42 PM   
MontaukDaisies


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< Message edited by MontaukDaisies -- 4/13/2006 12:39:31 PM >

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/13/2006 12:58:00 PM   
GoddessDustyGold


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ORIGINAL: Gauge

I wish I wouldn't have to do my laundry


Granted...you are now wearing paper underwear, and it scratches like hell.
 
I wish telemarketers would stop calling Me.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/13/2006 1:03:06 PM   
swtnsparkling


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I wish I wouldn't have to do my laundry  


Granted the Ex set it all on fire

I wish my best friend never moved away

Drats! I was to slow

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/13/2006 1:04:07 PM   
Gauge


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I wish telemarketers would stop calling Me


Granted, but those collection agencies are relentless


I wish that my band would get some gigs

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/13/2006 1:05:12 PM   
Gauge


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I wish my best friend never moved away


Granted. You moved instead


I wish that my band would get some gigs

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/13/2006 1:20:49 PM   
wytchywoman


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ORIGINAL: Gauge


I wish that my band would get some gigs


Granted. Your band has all the wedding gigs you can handle. You're doomed to play "Proud Mary" for the rest of your life.

I wish my cats would stop using my body as a trampouline.


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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/13/2006 1:44:38 PM   
Gauge


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I wish my cats would stop using my body as a trampouline


Granted. They now think of you as their soft and cuddly litter box


I wish it wasn't going to rain today

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/13/2006 1:51:09 PM   
wytchywoman


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ORIGINAL: Gauge


I wish it wasn't going to rain today


Granted. You've just moved from Antarctica to the driest desert on earth. You'll most likely never see rain again in your life.

I wish I could actually get something accomplished other than playing this very fun game.


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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/13/2006 2:03:53 PM   
BitaTruble


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I wish I could actually get something accomplished other than playing this very fun game.



Granted, but sorry to hear about the death of your computer. You should be able to earn the money for a new computer in no time flat since you'll have plenty of free time on your hands.

I wish Himself liked Crispy duck so I could make it for dinner tonight.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/13/2006 2:15:21 PM   
wytchywoman


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ORIGINAL: BitaTruble

Granted, but sorry to hear about the death of your computer. You should be able to earn the money for a new computer in no time flat since you'll have plenty of free time on your hands.

I wish Himself liked Crispy duck so I could make it for dinner tonight.


Granted. Himself now likes crispy duck so much that he fried his own tail feathers. You have to clean up the mess and air out the house.

I wish I could get decent food ordered in without having to move besides picking up the phone. I don't like to cook for one person and my owner is two hours away.


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