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RE: bumper stickers - 4/9/2006 7:13:15 PM   
LadyArakney


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Status: offline 		They're not bumper stickers but I do have several helmet stickers, a couple which read:
"Have you had your spanking today?"
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RE: bumper stickers - 4/9/2006 7:16:17 PM   
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RE: bumper stickers - 4/9/2006 8:30:48 PM   
Evanesce


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Status: offline 		I don't have any good bumper stickers, but I've always wanted a 4" high scrolling marquee saying "Get Off My Ass" that I could put in my back window and switch it on from the steering wheel when idiots decide I'm not driving fast enough in bumper-to-bumper traffic.

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RE: bumper stickers - 4/9/2006 8:44:47 PM   
Lordandmaster


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Status: offline 		You could have that calibrated by radar to go off when someone comes too close.

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ORIGINAL: Evanesce

I don't have any good bumper stickers, but I've always wanted a 4" high scrolling marquee saying "Get Off My Ass" that I could put in my back window and switch it on from the steering wheel when idiots decide I'm not driving fast enough in bumper-to-bumper traffic.

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RE: bumper stickers - 4/9/2006 9:42:19 PM   
Arpig


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"I'm so homophobic I'm afraid to touch myself"

I laughed out loud when I read it.


OMFG! That is great. I hope you weren't driving when you saw it, i think I would have gone off the road :)

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RE: bumper stickers - 4/9/2006 9:46:34 PM   
UtopianRanger


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Spotted about 10 miles from Cheney's weekend house on the Chesapeake Bay:

"I'd rather go hunting with Dick Cheney than driving with Ted Kennedy


Was driving home from Portland today and saw one of the best :

'' Hemp is a weed Bush is a Dope''


 - R

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RE: bumper stickers - 4/10/2006 6:03:16 AM   
twicehappy


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Status: offline 		Several of my favorite ones:

"Beware of dragons for ye are crunchy and good with ketchup"

"Get a taste of religion, lick a witch"

"If I wanted your opinion I'd take my dick out of your mouth"

"I have the dick, therefore I make the rules"

"Buckle up, it makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car"



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RE: bumper stickers - 4/10/2006 6:29:46 AM   
Tikkiee


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"Buckle up, it makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car"

LOL this one is cute
 
another good one that I have seen is:
"Flying lessons for free. Line up in front of the truck"

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RE: bumper stickers - 4/10/2006 7:30:06 AM   
coossa


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Status: offline 		A couple of regional ones ... very revealing ...

In Los Angeles ... "Cover me, I'm changing lanes.'

On a Texas pickup truck 

"My wife ... OK
My truck ... maybe
My gun ... never!"

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RE: bumper stickers - 4/10/2006 7:41:26 AM   
Moloch


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Another good one  http://www.stickergiant.com/Merchant2/imgs/250/xrg739.gif

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RE: bumper stickers - 4/10/2006 11:04:28 AM   
twicehappy


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RE: bumper stickers - 4/10/2006 11:30:59 AM   
ShiftedJewel


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I gave up bowling for sex, the balls are lighter and I don't have to change shoes
 
Of course I'm drunk, I'm no fucking stunt driver
 
and my all time fave... Leave me alone... I'm having a sexual fantasy

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RE: bumper stickers - 4/10/2006 11:37:02 AM   
LorgromAndMiskel


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RE: bumper stickers - 4/10/2006 5:34:47 PM   
ChainedExistence


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Status: offline 		on one of those MANY MILLION yellow ribbon magnets on the back of cars these days,,

" I support...Yellow Ribbons"

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RE: bumper stickers - 4/10/2006 5:47:30 PM   
fastlane


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whip me, beat me,   blow in my ass and pray for gas.....with the rising cost..I'm yours!

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RE: bumper stickers - 4/10/2006 7:10:06 PM   
Evanesce


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You could have that calibrated by radar to go off when someone comes too close.


Even better.

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RE: bumper stickers - 4/10/2006 7:27:59 PM   
Saratov


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He is Married.

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RE: bumper stickers - 4/10/2006 7:39:42 PM   
Cloudz


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Status: offline 		My personal favorite is on my Jeep "Respect For Women Creates Good Karma"

I also like...Come to the Dark Side...we have cookies

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RE: bumper stickers - 4/11/2006 3:56:39 AM   
philosophy


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my other bumper sticker is funny

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RE: bumper stickers - 4/11/2006 4:42:14 AM   
foxnotinsox


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I've got a foxy sticker too .. as well as racing flames for the boy =]


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