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RE: bumper stickers - 5/27/2006 10:11:50 PM   
MistressLorelei


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Status: offline 		"The trouble with political jokes is they get elected"

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"Jesus loves you, everyone else thinks you are an asshole"


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RE: bumper stickers - 5/27/2006 10:20:21 PM   
Lordandmaster


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ORIGINAL: MistressLorelei

"The trouble with political jokes is they get elected"

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RE: bumper stickers - 5/27/2006 11:58:02 PM   
icetygrs


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RE: bumper stickers - 5/28/2006 9:14:09 AM   
DaddysinCharge


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ORIGINAL: TheShadows

"It is pitch black, you're likely to be eaten by a grue."  If you remember this quote, I applaud you.


Zork anyone? :::taking a bow:::

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RE: bumper stickers - 1/6/2007 2:57:46 PM   
SirDiscipliner69


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ORIGINAL: HarryVanWinkle

My personal favorite on the back of a woman's car, "If you're going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair!"
Might this be it?   http://tinyurl.com/y2ww3e

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RE: bumper stickers - 1/6/2007 3:04:21 PM   
sleazy


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"Insured by the mafia
You hit me, we hit you"

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RE: bumper stickers - 1/6/2007 3:54:05 PM   
domiguy


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Status: offline 		When Jesus said "love your enemies", he probably meant not to kill them.

out.

D.G.

p.s. Jesus please protect me from your followers.

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RE: bumper stickers - 1/6/2007 5:28:15 PM   
LTRsubNW


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ORIGINAL: Moloch

His adimistration lied about WACO texas and fabricated evidence, lets not forget that he started bobmbing Yougoslavia to get the worlds attention off the fact that he got a hummer.


I have to tell you...that's just NOT true.

If he'd have simply asked General Motors for a Hummer...they'd have given him one.

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RE: bumper stickers - 1/6/2007 8:45:14 PM   
bobandchloe


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Status: offline 		Chloe has a bumper sticker that says

"Well behaved women rarely make history".

Of course, she has a great sense of humor, so she laughed when I showed her one of her Christmas presents. It was a one line sticker to go beneath her one I mentioned above. It says

"But they do make pancakes"

:)

She has not yet made me pancakes.

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RE: bumper stickers - 1/6/2007 8:47:44 PM   
sweetnurseBBW


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Status: offline 		I saw one that said "My next husband will be normal"

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RE: bumper stickers - 1/7/2007 10:07:12 AM   
popeye1250


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Status: offline 		"Hey Saddam, who's your Daddy!!!"

"Support the French War Hero Museum."

I made up a bunch myself that can be used for example if you have a brother-in-law who owes you money and doesn't want to pay you, a shitty boss, or a neighbor you don't like.
You sneak one of these on their back bumper and watch the sparks fly!

"Masturbation is not a Crime!"

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RE: bumper stickers - 1/7/2007 10:21:48 AM   
Nosathro


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RE: bumper stickers - 1/7/2007 10:35:25 AM   
mgdartist


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"Dear Lord please Protect and Watch over me as I travel,
but mostly
PLEASE protect me from my GOOD FRIENDS WHO MEAN WELL"


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RE: bumper stickers - 1/7/2007 11:12:51 AM   
popeye1250


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Status: offline 		Another one I made up;
"Bin Laden Eats Bacon!"

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RE: bumper stickers - 1/7/2007 11:13:40 AM   
gypsygrl


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Status: offline 		"God was my co-pilot until we crashed in the andes and I ate him" 

"Its not the heat but the humanity I can't stand."  (I made this one up.)

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RE: bumper stickers - 1/7/2007 11:20:29 AM   
NaiveTempest


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From: North Carolina
Status: offline 		Ones that I would love to get....

"My other car is a broomstick!"
"Ahhh, I see the Screw-Up fairy has visited us again"
"God must love stupid people, he made So many"
and, finally...
"CAUTION, never drive faster than your angel can fly"

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RE: bumper stickers - 1/7/2007 1:35:49 PM   
LeMis


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quote:

"Can't feed 'em? Don't breed 'em!"



  I  *LOVE*  that one!!!!!       


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RE: bumper stickers - 1/7/2007 2:05:16 PM   
LeMis


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Status: offline 		My brother (who is a truck driver) has this on the back of his trailer::



<---------- El Passo          El Cruncho ---------->




It just cracked me up (no pun intended).   

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RE: bumper stickers - 1/7/2007 2:53:52 PM   
MasDom


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Status: offline 		I want one for my truck that says. Your head hear... ><...

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