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RE: bumper stickers - 4/11/2006 4:52:07 AM   
talltxsub


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Status: offline 		How about this one:

"Boys are great....every girl should own one"

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RE: bumper stickers - 4/11/2006 6:53:10 AM   
Saratov


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quote:

ORIGINAL: foxnotinsox

If you can read this, thank a teacher!



Let's NOT forget:  If you can read this, thank a teacher!
                             If you are reading it in english, thank a vet!
 
(Folks from other countries can insert the language of their country as appropreate)

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RE: bumper stickers - 4/11/2006 7:02:05 AM   
Tikkiee


Posts: 1099
Joined: 4/6/2006
Status: offline 		"Wife and dog missing. REWARD for dog."
 
"Fear the government that fears your gun"

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RE: bumper stickers - 4/11/2006 7:51:37 AM   
TheGentleDomme


Posts: 9
Joined: 4/9/2006
From: South County, RI
Status: offline 		I like this one on cafepress http://www.cafepress.com/ibs1.48523149
It reads backwards: If I'm too close, you're too slow.
Something created especially for the rearview mirror....

If someone comes roaring up behind me, I kindly get out of the way and let them pass.  I wish everyone did the same.

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RE: bumper stickers - 4/11/2006 7:51:42 AM   
Honeycrisp


Posts: 6
Joined: 3/19/2006
Status: offline 		My mum just got a catalogue with tons of them in it.  Here are a few of my favorites.

Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did only backwards & in HIGH HEELS

Please forgive me; I was raised by wolves.

and my all time favorite:

Visualize whirled peas.


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RE: bumper stickers - 4/14/2006 2:02:15 PM   
sparkledaemon


Posts: 14
Joined: 1/7/2006
From: Around Stockton, Ca.
Status: offline 		A few of my favorites:

You're driving a car, not a phone booth.
Bad cop. No donut.
God is coming and she is pissed.
I bet Jesus would have used his turn signals.
Got duct tape?
(smile) Give the dangerous bitch her chocolate.



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RE: bumper stickers - 4/15/2006 11:24:54 PM   
MistressLorelei


Posts: 997
Joined: 11/7/2005
Status: offline 		"I don't want a changed man, I want a man I can change"

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RE: bumper stickers - 4/15/2006 11:28:23 PM   
tangldupinblue


Posts: 230
Joined: 3/20/2006
Status: offline 		the sticker on my car says "My dick is bigger"

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RE: bumper stickers - 4/16/2006 10:12:59 AM   
MochaMistress


Posts: 275
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Shut Up
&
Hang On
 
Saw that one on a bumper sticker. But I want a plaque for my head board.

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RE: bumper stickers - 4/16/2006 2:24:36 PM   
MadameDahlia


Posts: 2021
Joined: 8/11/2004
From: SoCal aka Hell
Status: offline 		"Give me that old time religion" - with a picture of stonehenge beside it.
"If you're reading this you aren't paying attention to the road."
"Suck my drunk, I'm dick"
"Can't feed 'em? Don't breed 'em!"
"I do whatever the voices in my pants tell me to do."
"4 out of 3 people have trouble with fractions."

"Even though this is a
STUPID STICKER
you're squinting to read it."


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RE: bumper stickers - 4/16/2006 5:01:50 PM   
Saratov


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Status: offline 		If you can read this... you're TOO CLOSE!

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RE: bumper stickers - 4/16/2006 5:17:58 PM   
Youresomine


Posts: 47
Joined: 8/11/2005
Status: offline 		My favorite:

"Wouldn't it be great if the schools had all the money they needed and the army had to hold a bake sale to buy a fighter jet?"

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RE: bumper stickers - 4/16/2006 6:53:49 PM   
MochaMistress


Posts: 275
Joined: 1/8/2006
Status: offline 		If you dont like my driving... Get off the sidewalk.

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RE: bumper stickers - 4/16/2006 6:53:51 PM   
goodforyou


Posts: 3
Joined: 2/13/2005
Status: offline 		dear lord, protect us from your followers

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RE: bumper stickers - 4/18/2006 3:56:33 AM   
TheShadows


Posts: 403
Joined: 9/16/2004
From: Southern Illinois
Status: offline 		Some of my "nerdy" favorites...

"Ask me about old hardware..."
"Your skill in reading has increased!"
"I'm not a geek...I'm a Level 12 Paladin!"
"Stop laughing, computers are cool now."
"You are SO off my buddy list."
"It is pitch black, you're likely to be eaten by a grue."  If you remember this quote, I applaud you.
"I am your WebMaster.  You must Submit."  Complete with clickable "Submit" button.



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RE: bumper stickers - 5/26/2006 10:36:20 PM   
HarryVanWinkle


Posts: 1720
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Status: offline 		My personal favorite on the back of a woman's car, "If you're going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair!"

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RE: bumper stickers - 5/26/2006 10:40:00 PM   
tangldupinblue


Posts: 230
Joined: 3/20/2006
Status: offline 		my bumper stickers says "My Dick is bigger" which is funny in itself, but that fact that i'm a woman really tickles people.

blue

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RE: bumper stickers - 5/27/2006 11:18:21 AM   
MochaMistress


Posts: 275
Joined: 1/8/2006
Status: offline 		On the back of  a kiwi green old VW bus.
 
Grass, gas or ass... nobody rides for free.

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RE: bumper stickers - 5/27/2006 4:40:57 PM   
SirKenin


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Joined: 10/31/2004
From: Barrie, ON Canada
Status: offline 		I am not prejudiced.  I hate everybody equally.

Wicca.  Pretendending to be an ancient religion since 1956.

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Wicca: Pretending to be an ancient religion since 1956

Catholic Church: Serving up guilt since 107 AD.

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RE: bumper stickers - 5/27/2006 4:49:31 PM   
puella


Posts: 2457
Joined: 12/2/2004
Status: offline 		In my town there is this total overabundance of those yellow support the troops ribbons.. they now have them in all colors and with all sorts of ways to support our troops (as if keeping them the hell out of there isn't a support option?)  .... anyway.. I have a great ribbon thingy on my car...

"Support our troops... Draft the twins!"

My brother is currently serving in Mosul.

Where are all the fat cats kids?

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