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Raptor Jesus Thingy VS Anteater - 6/5/2010 2:03:29 PM   
xxblushesxx


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Status: offline 		Who would win?

The raptor thing already claims that he would beat the anteater in championship frisbee, althoug I just don't see how with those itsy bitsy arms.

The raptor thing also called teh anteater a p***y, which is not very nice!

So, if the anteater and the raptor thingy were to go long pointy weird looking head to long pointy weird looking head, who would win, and why?

Also, should I make this a poll even though I just made one?

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RE: Raptor Jesus Thingy VS Anteater - 6/5/2010 2:04:27 PM   
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Status: offline 		You should make it a poll with only one potential answer.

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RE: Raptor Jesus Thingy VS Anteater - 6/5/2010 2:06:54 PM   
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RE: Raptor Jesus Thingy VS Anteater - 6/5/2010 2:07:56 PM   
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RE: Raptor Jesus Thingy VS Anteater - 6/5/2010 2:09:02 PM   
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What if you don't believe in raptors?


Then you're a silly Biblio-Creationist fool.

And you will taste the talons.


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RE: Raptor Jesus Thingy VS Anteater - 6/5/2010 2:09:06 PM   
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RE: Raptor Jesus Thingy VS Anteater - 6/5/2010 2:10:05 PM   
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Status: offline 		I'm not so sure. Yeah, RaptorJesus has the size but the Anteater has the mobility. Besides, the anteater can use that long snout to load up with ammo from really tight and damp places and shoot it rapid fire into whatever orifice is the most painful for RJ.

I'm thinking fire ants.

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RE: Raptor Jesus Thingy VS Anteater - 6/5/2010 2:20:05 PM   
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RE: Raptor Jesus Thingy VS Anteater - 6/5/2010 2:57:42 PM   
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RE: Raptor Jesus Thingy VS Anteater - 6/5/2010 3:05:23 PM   
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Status: offline 		Well, first of all the "raptor" is posting under an alias and is an unknown, not a great indication of strength imo!

Second, that anteater, although seemingly cute and funny, can be quite sadistic.

My money's on the anteater!



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RE: Raptor Jesus Thingy VS Anteater - 6/5/2010 3:24:31 PM   
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Status: offline 		But, but, the OP didn't say what the "rules" of the contest were..... If it's something physical, y'all HAVE to go with the RaptorJesus, 'cause, of course, he is beyond the physical.

I'm totally surprised he would even answer a challenge of "super frisbee."  Oh, wait,..... I get it.  He's attempting to have Jefffffffffffffffff become over-confident and then simply direct (from his other-seflness located "above" the physical plane) the Frisbee to where he needs it go.

I apologize, your RaptorNess*, for giving an insight into your esteemable thoughts.  Please have meeeeeerrrrcyyyyyyyyyyy!!!! Arrrghhhhhhhhh!!!

/Lance lays at RaptorJesus' feet, his last thought being "No gash!  No. No Gash!  I can't live with Gash!  I'm GAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaay./

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< Message edited by LanceHughes -- 6/5/2010 3:25:54 PM >

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RE: Raptor Jesus Thingy VS Anteater - 6/5/2010 3:28:28 PM   
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RE: Raptor Jesus Thingy VS Anteater - 6/5/2010 3:29:46 PM   
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BASTARD!

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RE: Raptor Jesus Thingy VS Anteater - 6/5/2010 4:03:00 PM   
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ORIGINAL: TheRaptorJesus

quote:

ORIGINAL: ThatDamnedPanda

What if you don't believe in raptors?


Then you're a silly Biblio-Creationist fool.

And you will taste the talons.



Hm. So is that sorta like, uh... chicken wings, then?

OK. Sounds good!


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RE: Raptor Jesus Thingy VS Anteater - 6/5/2010 4:07:41 PM   
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ORIGINAL: SylvereApLeanan

My money's on the anteater.  With his wit, tongue, and fluffy goodness, he's the total package.  Plus, he's managed to tame both Domi and LaT...how can he lose?


I believe you have that backwards...........the anteater was tamed by LaT!!

As for who would win, my money is on the anteater. Two reasons, the anteater is part of my poly ranch and we teach how to kill weirdly glowing, religious dinosaurs AND.....there is that whole going extinct thing.

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RE: Raptor Jesus Thingy VS Anteater - 6/5/2010 4:13:47 PM   
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RE: Raptor Jesus Thingy VS Anteater - 6/5/2010 4:16:28 PM   
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RE: Raptor Jesus Thingy VS Anteater - 6/5/2010 4:21:33 PM   
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Who exactly is TheRaptorJesus? Possibly Jessica Power?......Clever girl.

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RE: Raptor Jesus Thingy VS Anteater - 6/5/2010 4:24:43 PM   
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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

I believe you have that backwards...........the anteater was tamed by LaT!!



Whoops!  My bad.  What I meant to say was, with a trainer like LaT, the anteater can't lose. 

 
Yeah, that was it.

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RE: Raptor Jesus Thingy VS Anteater - 6/5/2010 4:31:50 PM   
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ORIGINAL: SylvereApLeanan

quote:

ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

I believe you have that backwards...........the anteater was tamed by LaT!!



Whoops!  My bad.  What I meant to say was, with a trainer like LaT, the anteater can't lose. 

 
Yeah, that was it.




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