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Glasgow -> How do you tell your master he has bad breath? (6/13/2010 3:58:06 PM)
It struck me today... if you're a slave, you should be very respectful. How, then, would you say things like... You need some gum. Please, for the love of all that is holy, do not wear that shirt in public. When you wear hair gel, you look like a white trash version Elvis. I love you, but do you really need to eat a fourth corn dog? Or do you not say them at all?

loverly -> RE: How do you tell your master he has bad breath? (6/13/2010 3:59:49 PM)
IF You knew Him before You became His sub and these things didnt bother You.. why do they now? and IF they DID in fact bother You prior.. why would You be with Him.. or not say something ( in a nice polite suggestive manner ) to Him before you became His?

laurell3 -> RE: How do you tell your master he has bad breath? (6/13/2010 4:01:12 PM)
No, I would definitely hand him gum....the rest of the things I wouldn't say. Everyone has their own sense of style and tastes, telling them they should have yours regardless of the dynamic is a bit narrow minded. Besides, given the number of them that want to dress me up like a two dollar hooker, I'm already pretty well aware we do NOT share the same tastes in some regards. [;)]

Glasgow -> RE: How do you tell your master he has bad breath? (6/13/2010 4:08:28 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: laurell3 No, I would definitely hand him gum....the rest of the things I wouldn't say. Everyone has their own sense of style and tastes, telling them they should have yours regardless of the dynamic is a bit narrow minded. Besides, given the number of them that want to dress me up like a two dollar hooker, I'm already pretty well aware we do NOT share the same tastes in some regards. [;)] Two dollar hookers are sexy. They're like the value meal of prostitutes!

DaddysInkedSlut -> RE: How do you tell your master he has bad breath? (6/13/2010 4:10:03 PM)
EDQ2 loves my blunt honestly and I love his. Infact the other day we had a weird conversation where I was afraid I had some unpleasant odar. He bent down and sniffed and said "No you're not a dirty girl." I love him for this because if there was an issue I know he wouldn't hesistate to tell me. He woudln't do it to hurt me but he would still tell me. ESPECIALLY if I asked. He isn't one to tell me I look good in something when I really don't. Nor does he expect me to lie to him about such things. Infact if he had funky mouth and I didn't tell him he would pissed off at me. Even if me telling him was me simply handing him a listerine strip. He doesn't wear hair gel (thank god) so that wouldn't ever been an issue because I hate that crap.

Jeffff -> RE: How do you tell your master he has bad breath? (6/13/2010 4:13:06 PM)
Two dollar hookers are hot! Cheap and sexy! I will not be moved on this!

loverly -> RE: How do you tell your master he has bad breath? (6/13/2010 4:13:50 PM)
hahah riiiiight laurell3??? i always wonder at the taste of some ( tho i dont judge just WONDER) when they want red red lipstick and clothes that arent really flatterting to most... however.. beauty is in the eye of the beholder and really its the act of the submitting not the actual look i think. Or So THEY say.... of course there are ways of getting your Man to dress in ways you find attractive.. buying Him clothes and telling Him He looks so sexy may get the desired result.. or BOTH going in for a little makeover and pointing out sexy looks and looking all dewy eyed at Him... lol and then there is always risking a whoppin by "accidently" washing clothes with somenew and Bright red... darn panties got in with those shirts of Yours... and hand Him a paddle.. lol

laurell3 -> RE: How do you tell your master he has bad breath? (6/13/2010 4:19:01 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Jeffff Two dollar hookers are hot! Cheap and sexy! I will not be moved on this! haha well I didn't say I wouldn't to it...I do however say...um? really? leopard print? are you sure? I'm sure you've heard this before! [;)] Loverly, I agree if it turns him on it doesn't matter that I look ridiculous to me...in fact, I think that kinda adds to it and I've certainly done far worse than wearing tacky clothes. I think telling someone you don't like how they dress because you don't agree with their taste is different than telling them that they are going to embarass themselves by an objective standard, ie: you have toliet paper on your shoe, your fly is unzipped, you have ketchup all over your shirt.....that I would do and would hope everyone I know would do the same for me.

littlewonder -> RE: How do you tell your master he has bad breath? (6/13/2010 4:22:59 PM)
If there are things that I don't like or are bothering me I just tell him in a respectful manner. It's up to him to decide from there. Up to this point I can't really think of anything I've ever had to really mention or was such a big deal that I even had to bother telling him about. The only thing that comes to mind is when we go shopping together and he picks out certain things. I just tell him I either like it or hate it. If he still buys it I'll just walk a few feet behind him when he wears it. [:D]

loverly -> RE: How do you tell your master he has bad breath? (6/13/2010 4:28:48 PM)
lol littlewonder... on those days you can tell Him " i am playing like i live in Asia Sir" and smile.. take little steps and stay ten of those steps behind him! lol i am laughing but i Sooooo nkow what You mean! and yes laurell3 !! i agree.. it is an add on to do something like that if it is harder for us to do it.. Sometimes.. lol my former Owner prefered a girl covered head to toe ( literally) in latex and spandex and foundation garments ALL under street wear.. now.. while some maybe can hang with this .. i just couldnt BREATHE! and it didnt have that other desired effect on me.. Unfortunatly. but hey! we are not all made for everyone and sometimes things sound easier than they actually are in real life!!!

Level -> RE: How do you tell your master he has bad breath? (6/13/2010 4:33:52 PM)
Go take a horrific shite, invite him into the bathroom, and ask, "Who has breath like this?", and just kind of stare at him. When he starts to beat you, throw a Chiclet, or Tic Tac at him with every blow.

DaddysInkedSlut -> RE: How do you tell your master he has bad breath? (6/13/2010 4:35:52 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Level Go take a horrific shite, invite him into the bathroom, and ask, "Who has breath like this?", and just kind of stare at him. When he starts to beat you, throw a Chiclet, or Tic Tac at him with every blow. OMFG this is classic, I adore you Level!

Level -> RE: How do you tell your master he has bad breath? (6/13/2010 4:38:07 PM)
I'm serious! You can't just go tell him, that's crazy talk!

loverly -> RE: How do you tell your master he has bad breath? (6/13/2010 4:38:24 PM)
hahaha level!!!! water came out thru my nose on that one!!!

BentUnit -> RE: How do you tell your master he has bad breath? (6/13/2010 4:43:48 PM)
Take the gum out, pop one into your own mouth and offer him the pack with a wink. Go to the bathroom when he's asleep and throw all the gel in the trash can. When he wakes up in the morning bellowing about his disappearing hair gel look puzzled and help him look for it (sic) Grip the shirt with two hands on the tails and rip it up the middle and throw it in with the rest of the load. "Oh honey...baby Look it got ripped in the wash! There must have been a flaw in the fabric. Let me go out and buy you another!" Problems solved.

reynardfox -> RE: How do you tell your master he has bad breath? (6/13/2010 4:47:52 PM)
I could cure that for you by putting some hot vinegary chips up your nose. Do you like them with ketchup?

Level -> RE: How do you tell your master he has bad breath? (6/13/2010 4:55:56 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: loverly hahaha level!!!! water came out thru my nose on that one!!! I'm only here to help [:D]

BKSir -> RE: How do you tell your master he has bad breath? (6/13/2010 4:59:31 PM)
I'd expect my pet, depending on the situation, to either whisper something polite in my ear about "Sir, I would hand you a tic-tac. You might not have been aware, but your breath is a bit... displeasing." if we were in public. In the privacy of our own home, I don't normally stand on such subtlety and a simple "Uh... damn. Your breath... wow. Here's a tic-tac, sir." Things along those lines, yeah? Edit to add: Level... Damn... LOL [:D]

IronBear -> RE: How do you tell your master he has bad breath? (6/13/2010 5:23:03 PM)
Offer the Master a mouth spray in one hand and a dunny brush in the other without saying a word. His choice will dictate if you kiss him or not. (probably best to have bags packed and escape plans made though).

BentUnit -> RE: How do you tell your master he has bad breath? (6/13/2010 5:56:07 PM)
As for the 4th corn dog issue....well it's a small matter of Eat more calories - Burn more calories. Merely whisper in his ear..."MMMM Eat up Honey Bear! You're going to need all that energy when we get home...<purrrrrrr>!"

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