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cassandria -> RE: How do you tell your master he has bad breath? (6/18/2010 10:05:42 AM)
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lolol I'm with Aquaticsub on this - I think as long as I can make him laugh and wanna swat my tush, it's all fine and good [;)] I seem to find the ways to communicate without offending and keeping his ego intact (hopefully), and yet still making the point understood - obviously it's up to him what he does with what I point out, but it's never been an issue, in the past...I'm fond of my guy being a grown-up and making his own choices, and me just making some great suggestions occasionally, unless I'm told not to. And, oddly enough, I do get told to shut up on occasion lol
My way of handling the "oh goodness his breath..." is to put a piece of gum in my own mouth, and offer a kiss. Gum-sharing is intimate. otherwise known as "ihelp" (i also come pre-programmed with other applications such as 'ifondle' and i-imp, isexy and itease', which are all regularily used in coordination with oh, pretty much anything I do in a relationship, till stuff gets serious and its not 'propriate anymore. That whole 'imma good girl, right Daddy" thing)
Offering a 'suggestion' that might have critical overtones (even if it IS for his own good, or something in me that seems to think it is lol) seems to work better when he's distracted by something extreeeeeemely positive that was said or done immediately afterwards.
"that shirt isn't my favorite...actually, none of your shirts are for that matter...do you HAVE to wear one?? Ooops a button came off. And look, there's another!" (said with an adoring, decidedly mischevious expression, probably on my knees. Not to give him any ideas or anything, 'course.)
"Your hair looks wet, Master....kinda like me. SEEEEE???? lookit. (spread thighs and show, naturally, with *LOTS* of enthusiasm)
or
"OOOOOH ....Master since I learn from example can I wear my hair all wet like yours?? I'll look like the little mermaid!!! Slippery wet and totally 90's!!!!"
I bet that'd work. [:D]
As for the corndog incident...
I think I'd ask him if he could put that somewhere else. Like in me, maybe? Cuz watching him eat that is giving me ideas of him sucking cock. Which could be hot and all but I'm not sure if that's what he was going for?
[:)]
ifunny. *grins*
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