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irishwantsblkDom -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/14/2006 10:01:37 PM)
the best way to get wax off of anything is to put the article in the freezer for a bit the wax gets cold and falls off,if you cant put the article in the freezer than rub an ice cube on the wax,it works the same way. This also has the same effect on gum. irish

Daddysredhead -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/14/2006 10:04:37 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead quote: Gauge How do I keep my bedsheets from pulling out in the middle of the night? Have four slaves stand sentry during the night, keeping them (and you) tucked in properly throughout your nightly slumber. I just broke a fingernail, what should I do?

Youresomine -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/14/2006 10:11:14 PM)
Break all the rest of your fingernails so they will all be even. How do I keep the water from squirting out all over my blouse when I squeeze it out of my tuna can?

Daddysredhead -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/14/2006 10:11:19 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge Here is the object of this thread. Someone asks for advice and you then give it to them but it is very bad advice. You then post your own question. Note: None of the advice is to be followed... if you do follow the advice you are solely responsible for the results... plus you should really be sedated. DOES ANYONE READ HOW TO "PLAY" BEFORE THEY JUST REPLY TO THESE THREADS??? I bet they just start to assemble things without reading the directions... (beats head into wall)

Gauge -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/14/2006 10:14:29 PM)
quote: How do I keep the water from squirting out all over my blouse when I squeeze it out of my tuna can? Simple... don't keep your blouse in a tuna can. I really need to organize my bookshelf and DVDs. Is there an easy way to do that?

Daddysredhead -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/14/2006 10:15:46 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Youresomine How do I keep the water from squirting out all over my blouse when I squeeze it out of my tuna can? Go topless during food preparation... How do I remove unsightly soap scum rings from the bathtub?

MysticFireTopaz -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/14/2006 10:36:07 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead How do I remove unsightly soap scum rings from the bathtub? The products on the market are a waste of time. Just take a blow torch to the soap scum rings and that should get rid of them. My best friend's husband keeps making a pass at me everytime we are alone together. How should I deal with this?

Gauge -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/14/2006 10:39:40 PM)
quote: My best friend's husband keeps making a pass at me everytime we are alone together. How should I deal with this? Visit him in the wee hours of the night and place a bat in his trousers. I really need to organize my bookshelf and DVDs. Is there an easy way to do that?

ServiceNTucson -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/14/2006 10:46:46 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MysticFireTopaz My best friend's husband keeps making a pass at me everytime we are alone together. How should I deal with this? Tell him to ask his wife if you can have sex with him because you're her slave. My girlfriend has decided she's a lesbian and hates men. How do I win her back?

Youresomine -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/14/2006 10:54:45 PM)
Glue all your DVDs to the shelf in a straight line and you will never have to worry about organizing them again. My dog chewed one of my favorite shoes...what should I do?

MysticFireTopaz -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/14/2006 11:27:01 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Youresomine My dog chewed one of my favorite shoes...what should I do? Get yourself a tool called an "awl" used to punch small holes in leather. Take the other shoe in the pair and punch a bunch of holes in it resembling teeth marks so that you have a matching pair. Then wear your shoes with pride. When anyone asks what happened to your shoes, roll your eyes, look at them condescendingly and say, "Where have YOU been? This is the latest style and this is how they are supposed to look." There is a peeping tom in the neighborhood. I have caught him peering in my windows several times. I call the police each time, but he runs away before they get here. Any tips on how I should deal with him? I'm thinking of taking matters into my own hands because the police don't get here soon enough.

Thanatosian -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/15/2006 12:23:19 AM)
quote: My girlfriend has decided she's a lesbian and hates men. How do I win her back? Get a sex change operation quote: There is a peeping tom in the neighborhood. I have caught him peering in my windows several times. I call the police each time, but he runs away before they get here. Any tips on how I should deal with him? I'm thinking of taking matters into my own hands because the police don't get here soon enough. tape life sized pictures of a naked Roseanne Barr on every window he can look into I have the song Lola stuck in my head - how do i get it out ?

FullCircle -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/15/2006 3:11:12 AM)
Answer 1. Paint all your windows black. Answer 2. Replace said tune with jingle bells instead. I’ll help you Dashing through the snow In a one horse open sleigh O'er the fields we go Laughing all the way Bells on bob tails ring Making spirits bright What fun it is to laugh and sing A sleighing song tonight Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the way Oh, what fun it is to ride In a one horse open sleigh Jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the way Oh, what fun it is to ride In a one horse open sleigh A day or two ago I thought I'd take a ride And soon Miss Fanny Bright Was seated by my side The horse was lean and lank Misfortune seemed his lot We got into a drifted bank And then we got upsot Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the way Oh, what fun it is to ride In a one horse open sleigh Jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the way Oh, what fun it is to ride In a one horse open sleigh yeah Jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the way Oh, what fun it is to ride In a one horse open sleigh Jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the way Oh, what fun it is to ride In a one horse open sleigh I keep getting pictures of my thumb in camera shots. How can I avoid this?

champagnewishes -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/15/2006 3:23:54 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: FullCircle I keep getting pictures of my thumb in camera shots. How can I avoid this? Turn the camera around so it is facing you... I'm a dizzy blonde, what should I do?

Oumae -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/15/2006 3:33:08 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: champagnewishes I'm a dizzy blonde, what should I do? Stop spinning around. My friend is all loved up and wants all of us to be too.... what do we do? Oumae

FullCircle -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/15/2006 7:08:46 AM)
Tell her you are quite happy as you are sleeping with her boyfriend. If she is the polyamorous type I have no advice. My neighbour keeps vacuuming his house to annoy me what should I do?

SparklyAltoGirl -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/15/2006 7:42:20 AM)
Blow up the transformer for your neighborhood so he can't plug in his vaccuum. I keep killing my houseplants, what can I do to prevent this?

MLskajira -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/15/2006 7:49:27 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SparklyAltoGirl Blow up the transformer for your neighborhood so he can't plug in his vaccuum. I keep killing my houseplants, what can I do to prevent this? put them outside. my bathtub it too small for 2 people, how should i deal with this?

MyCaptainsPet -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/15/2006 8:05:12 AM)
Take out your tub and put in a small blow up pool. i think i'm addicted to coffee, what should i do?

champagnewishes -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/15/2006 8:09:01 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MyCaptainsPet i think i'm addicted to coffee, what should i do? Why keep drinking it of course! I'm packing up to move and i keep taping my hand to the box. As a result, i spend the rest of the day having to carry the box around. It's really slowing me down. What should i do?

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