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Mercnbeth -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/14/2006 11:03:22 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SparklyAltoGirl Lions or tigers are charming and cuddly creatures. Make sure to keep it in a small cage when you aren't home. I've gotten melted wax all over my bedsheets. How can I get it off? talk dirty to it, then rub it really fast with your fingers or tongue... what can this slave do to keep the ants out of the sugar bowl?

FullCircle -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/14/2006 11:34:36 AM)
Everyone knows that ants dislike boiling water so fill the bowl with this and you’ll be as right as rain. I’m picturing a solid chunk of sugar when it dries out mmmmmmmmmm nice. Pubic hair has started to grow out of my tongue please help me!

SirCumsSlut -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/14/2006 11:36:17 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Mercnbeth quote: ORIGINAL: SparklyAltoGirl Lions or tigers are charming and cuddly creatures. Make sure to keep it in a small cage when you aren't home. I've gotten melted wax all over my bedsheets. How can I get it off? talk dirty to it, then rub it really fast with your fingers or tongue... what can this slave do to keep the ants out of the sugar bowl? Pick a better team I got lemon juice in my eye....how do i stop the burning????

FullCircle -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/14/2006 11:52:22 AM)
Remove eyeball and wash under a tap. I refer you to my hairy tongue problem two posts up.

Level -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/14/2006 11:58:51 AM)
Here, I still have my razor from this morning......stick out your tongue.....good ..... I've had some awfully bad gas the last day or so, what do I do?

FullCircle -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/14/2006 12:08:55 PM)
Gas is a big problem for us amateur doctors these days Level. It sounds to me that you need to undergo a simple procedure involving a knitting needle and a rubber hose. First point needle towards the navel area and STAB. After the gas has been vented insert the hose to stop future build ups and stick one of those silver twirley things you see on top of houses on the end of it. The cork has broken into little pieces inside my wine bottle what should I do?

Gauge -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/14/2006 12:15:53 PM)
quote: The cork has broken into little pieces inside my wine bottle what should I do Dive in and fish them out. How long should I cook a beef roast?

MLskajira -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/14/2006 12:20:31 PM)
about 5 feet how can i make furniture for my livingroom?

GoddessDustyGold -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/14/2006 12:26:31 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MLskajira how can i make furniture for my livingroom? Hmmmm.... how much space do you have to fill up? Each slave = one piece of furniture. My laundry detergent makes Me sneeze. Is there any way to prevent this?

Mercnbeth -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/14/2006 12:48:26 PM)
quote: My laundry detergent makes Me sneeze. Is there any way to prevent this? Remember the song..."That's what slaves are for!" or maybe the song was "That's what friends are for!" It's RAINING in Socal and I gave away all my umbrellas.

Gauge -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/14/2006 12:50:32 PM)
quote: It's RAINING in Socal and I gave away all my umbrellas Use a flame thrower to evaporate all the nasty rain before it can fall on you and get you wet I have no plans for Easter. What should I do?

SirCumSpank -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/14/2006 12:58:22 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge quote: It's RAINING in Socal and I gave away all my umbrellas Use a flame thrower to evaporate all the nasty rain before it can fall on you and get you wet I have no plans for Easter. What should I do? Wait for Memorial Day and try again.... I don't know where to hide the Easter eggs...my girls are clever..Any suggestions???

Gauge -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/14/2006 1:21:17 PM)
quote: I don't know where to hide the Easter eggs...my girls are clever..Any suggestions??? Try Tunisia. I doubt they are that clever. I am thinking of going out for dinner and I can't decide what I want to eat. Any suggestions?

maybemaybenot -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/14/2006 2:25:02 PM)
Try the waitress, if she isn't in the mood.. just have the fish[8D] I just finished knitting my niece an afghan, but it is too short for her new bed. What can I do to fix it? mbmbn

Gauge -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/14/2006 2:47:49 PM)
quote: I just finished knitting my niece an afghan, but it is too short for her new bed. What can I do to fix it? Staple paper to it to make it fit the size of the bed. Is there a way to remove paint from hardwood without chemicals?

NakedOnMyChain -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/14/2006 2:53:45 PM)
Give it a stern lecture on why it needs to get the hell off the wall. If that doesn't work, fine it and file lengthy litigation. Then wait.... I ate Subway for dinner last night, and it gave me the runs. Any advice?

MsPoetress -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/14/2006 3:16:55 PM)
I heard that is how Jerod lost all his weight. I think everyone should eat there all the time and then we would all be skinny and the world would be a wonderful place once again..... ( i think i just threw up in my mouth) I am thinking of removing my roof and replacing it with all acrylic sheeting...what do you think?

Kittn -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/14/2006 3:38:51 PM)
As for wax on bed sheets, depending upon material they are made of; use a hand held hair dryer on medium to medium high setting and blow air on to the waxed area, when wax softens, you should be able to loosen with a small kitchen serrated cooking knife or kitchen spoon. {Saw this on Martha Stewart's Living program several years ago when she was trying to remove candle wax from a table cloth.}

Gauge -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/14/2006 3:54:09 PM)
quote: I am thinking of removing my roof and replacing it with all acrylic sheeting...what do you think? That is a wonderful idea! Get the clear acrylic and your house will now have a cool moon roof, just like the cars do. How long should you boil an egg until it is hard boiled?

yourMissTress -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/14/2006 4:00:27 PM)
quote: How long should you boil an egg until it is hard boiled? When boiling eggs remember the golden rule..."one hour per egg". If you are boiling the eggs for coloring, then 2 hous per egg. Make sure that you add plenty of bleach and ammonia to the water so the colors will stick. I'm thinking of changing my piercings...what do you suggest?

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