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DiurnalVampire -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/26/2007 7:57:26 PM)
Tell the voices in your head to stop singing along with everything they hear. I am sick of dusting every other day to keep my allergies from acting up. What can I do?

HydroMaster -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/26/2007 7:58:16 PM)
By admiting that you need to escape the madness and giving up...also should consider submitting to the hot wax. Sorry, It's stuck in my head like a song. What's good way to get the jelly in the donuts?

goodlittlegirl28 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/26/2007 7:59:52 PM)
catapult someone keeps parking in my spot. how do i politely let them know to stop fucking doing that?

HydroMaster -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/26/2007 8:02:14 PM)
By sticking a burning rag in their gas tank...it'll never happen again. How do I get melted wax out of the carpet?

DiurnalVampire -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/26/2007 8:05:18 PM)
Blowtorch, youll never know where the wax was. My neighbors play polka music all the time. How can I make it stop?

goodlittlegirl28 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/26/2007 8:05:23 PM)
time going backwards...

HydroMaster -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/26/2007 8:07:09 PM)
time going backwards x2

goodlittlegirl28 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/26/2007 8:08:57 PM)
some crazy dragon is saying everything i say. how do i get him to stop?

HydroMaster -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/26/2007 8:15:10 PM)
You already know the answer to that question. The only way to remove the thorn is to give up. The cat won't stay out of the fish tank. How do I break her of this habit?

goodlittlegirl28 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/26/2007 8:19:01 PM)
sink or swim is a valuable lesson. then make stir fry out of her. i have one of those moving itches that is always out of reach. how do i conquer it?

HydroMaster -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/26/2007 8:28:15 PM)
Bath in anti-itchy lotion...then you can play slip n slide in the kitchen too....2 for 1 I'm having nightmares about this [sm=mrpuffy.gif][sm=mrpuffy.gif][sm=mrpuffy.gif] What are they and how do I stop them?

Gauge -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/26/2007 9:41:06 PM)
quote: I'm having nightmares about this [sm=mrpuffy.gif][sm=mrpuffy.gif][sm=mrpuffy.gif] What are they and how do I stop them? They are dancing farts. The only way to stop them is to sew your asshole shut. I need a hobby. Thoughts?

SirRober -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/26/2007 10:45:24 PM)
Play tag with all of the VW's in traffic.. I am stuck on an island how do I get off??

bludemonn -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/27/2007 12:25:40 AM)
Easy!!! Dig down and using the dug earth create 'more land' this will mean you can use it to make the island bigger and get to the main land in awwww about 2000 years! Im doing this bet with some gangsters, if i take the next question and get it right i get to win a million pounds! if i stay where i am i keep my 500.000 but if i lose i end up in prison with no legs...the question is about astro physics...what do i do?

darchChylde -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/27/2007 1:55:25 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: bludemonn Im doing this bet with some gangsters, if i take the next question and get it right i get to win a million pounds! if i stay where i am i keep my 500.000 but if i lose i end up in prison with no legs...the question is about astro physics...what do i do? build up your upper body i have an assignment for Ma'am that i had 3 months to do and the file was corrupted when i opened it this morning... Ma'am wants me to work my ass off and give Her what i can when it's due on wednesday; but She wants to see some real work, if not even near completion... this thing was hell from the beginning and i can't seem to get motivated enough to really dig down into it. Gimme advice!!!

Mikal -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/27/2007 5:41:12 AM)
Tell Ma'am you're sorry, but you are no longer her assignment slave. Then run like Hell. I don't feel like going to class today, but I have two other people who need me (I have the laptop with our presentation on it). What shall I do?

Sinergy -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/27/2007 11:14:02 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: goodlittlegirl28 put the lime in the coconut and drink them both up every game i go into turns into a musical thread. how to stop this insanity? Get a sound activated tracking system, hook it up to a lot of explosive material. Throw a party and leave early. I found out that my relatives include a man who has vast wealth in the Congo out of millions of dollars. Apparently, I am the sole heir but I need to send them $294 to push the paperwork to transfer it for me to the Cayman Islands. What do I do? Sinergy

nyrisa -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/27/2007 11:34:23 AM)
Send the money immediately! Your millions are only collecting useless interest while you delay. Then send me $500 so I can assist with the transfer; the money needs to be filtered through an account which is almost at negative balance, in order to avert IRS notice. I have attempted to scam my first victim, but I am not sure he is naive enough to fall for it. What should I do?

Sinergy -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/27/2007 11:39:30 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: nyrisa Send the money immediately! Your millions are only collecting useless interest while you delay. Then send me $500 so I can assist with the transfer; the money needs to be filtered through an account which is almost at negative balance, in order to avert IRS notice. I have attempted to scam my first victim, but I am not sure he is naive enough to fall for it. What should I do? Use the essential decency and trusting nature of human beings to further your evil ploy. I western unioned my first $294 to Nigeria, but apparently there is another license I need to purchase for $823. This does not provide me with enough money to western union nyrisa the $500 for her evil scheme. What do I do?

CalliopePurple -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/27/2007 1:00:17 PM)
Just fund the evil scheme. It'll pay off more in the long run, unless you get arrested first. My head is stuffy and my throat itches. How can I tell if this is just allergies or the beginnings of a cold?

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