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HydroMaster -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/3/2007 7:41:35 PM)

Get rid of them?....it's never even crossed my mind.  I take care of this...just let me put on this bear costume and take them off your hands.

How do I smuggle all these nymphomanic chicks across the Mexican border?




quietkitten -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/3/2007 7:41:47 PM)

Give them directions to Hydro's place


I can't think of anything to write... what do I do?





FukinTroll -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/3/2007 7:51:42 PM)

Read this whole thread with out stopping http://www.collarchat.com/m_840682/tm.htm

I just sentanced quiet to a fate worse than death, what should I do? 




HydroMaster -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/3/2007 7:55:17 PM)

Pray that your black soul may one day be forgiven....if she ever finishes reading.

I'm being stalked by a crazed male sub pretending to be a dom.  How do I get rid of his fat ass? (ahem, it's not you FukinTroll)




FukinTroll -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/3/2007 8:42:15 PM)

Read this thread http://www.collarchat.com/m_861478/mpage_1/key_being%2Cstalked/tm.htm and follow dgb's advice.

I keep giving out advice that is more like punishment from the 7th hell, what should I do?




quietkitten -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/3/2007 8:43:27 PM)

I wish I could give you some good advice Mr Dragon Sir.... but I am going blind from reading every single F***ing post in this thread.

My eyes are bleeding.... what can I do??




quietkitten -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/3/2007 8:50:33 PM)

Obviously you are really a switch.. so you should come over to my place for a spanking.


I have a Troll coming over later... what is the best wine to serve?




Mikal -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/3/2007 11:28:53 PM)

Whatever goes best with cheese & Troll gob.

Troll has perverted my mind - I'm actually wondering what he'd look like sans pants... HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [sm=hair.gif]





Gauge -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/4/2007 11:34:39 AM)

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Troll has perverted my mind - I'm actually wondering what he'd look like sans pants... HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


He would look like a Troll with no pants. Come on... that was obvious.


My mood today is sort of bland and dull. How about some advice for turning my mood into something better.




angeldevil -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/4/2007 11:55:08 AM)

Place mood in a dish, add chillies, ground pepper and a pinch of cumerin. Blend together and hey presto- flavoursome and lively.

My eyes are burning due to rubbing them while chopping chillies to test out aforementioned recipe - what should I do?




MistressFeathers -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/4/2007 12:17:44 PM)

Add lemon juice and salt.



I have failed to do all of the work I brought home with me due to reading the entirity of this thread. advice?




MistressFeathers -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/4/2007 12:36:32 PM)

honestly this must stop. please do not post loads during the night as I cannot access from work & will be a zombie in the morning.  Thank you kindly




quietkitten -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/4/2007 6:34:51 PM)

That's easy ... quit your job and then you can be on the board full time.. No doze will keep you up all night.. or you could have your eyelids surgically removed!

I am being sued for giving bad advice. What can I do?




HydroMaster -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/4/2007 6:41:21 PM)

Inform the fool that in the op it says that the advice should not be followed...therefore your ass be covered.

Yuck, I think the potato I just ate was bad or something...how do I get this nasty assed taste out of my mouth




quietkitten -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/4/2007 6:42:58 PM)

oral sex...

I have a horrible headache.. what should I do?




HydroMaster -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/4/2007 6:45:23 PM)

Silly, cut it off.   It'll never hurt again.

I've forgotten the password for my secret underground lab, what should I do?




Gauge -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/4/2007 10:19:34 PM)

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I've forgotten the password for my secret underground lab, what should I do?


Nothing. That way it will remain secret even from you.

I am sitting here and I am fearful of looking at profiles on the other side because of the "who is browsing me" feature. What should I do?




bludemonn -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/4/2007 10:26:49 PM)

Look at it and if you arent satisfied then message each one and ask then exactly what they think of you!

I have just copied someones book word for word and i'm going to have it published, which colour cover shall i use to throw people off the scent?




Gauge -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/4/2007 10:31:03 PM)

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I have just copied someones book word for word and i'm going to have it published, which colour cover shall i use to throw people off the scent?


Plaid would be nice... or a good fluorescent color like acid green.

I have so many things I should be doing and I haven't the motivation to do them. I will not attempt them tonight but I need a good idea to get tomorrow off to a productive start.




Sternhand4 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/4/2007 10:44:32 PM)

drink a lot tonight and tommorow will be just fine..

Where should we hide all the evidence of our drinking?




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