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angeldevil -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/7/2007 1:01:56 PM)

Have a Greek wedding moment, smash them all and buy new ones.

I am debating whether to tell mnottertail that he has a typo in his profile...what should I do?



BreatheinToMe -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/8/2007 1:21:59 PM)

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ORIGINAL: HydroMaster

Just tell them you have a massive cache of weapons in you house and you're not affraid to use them.  That should keep them away for a while.

I have a leak in my ceiling and don't feel like repairing the roof.  What flavor of bubble gum will be most effective at stopping the water?


First off, when does anyone tell the police anything using the word "cache"?  lol
Roof leak.........Lick or ris .... of course :)
 
Great, you come in late in a thread, everyone has already gotten into 186 pages and are exhausted....and what is a girl to do??  Life just isn't fair.I would probably come in late in a porn movie.



ONEDEMANDINGMSTR -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/8/2007 1:32:19 PM)

As far as the dishes go..........don't do what I did...........paper plates are NOT dishwasher safe!!!!!!  Just buy more.....



Mikal -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/8/2007 8:17:55 PM)

PEOPLE! I can NOT believe you viewed ANY part of this thread... [sm=ofcourse.gif] ... answer the post above you, then pose a question... simple. Really. It is.

angeldevil - redo mnottertail's profile then find him a good Domme...

The advice I gave wasn't nearly sarcastic or humourous enough... any advice on how to fix that?



MistressFeathers -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/9/2007 1:37:25 AM)

bluetac


I havent had my hair cut for 9 months.  I keep getting the urge to have it cut short, spikey & dyed blue - even tho I know this would be against company policy.  Advice please/



Gauge -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/9/2007 10:23:43 AM)

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I havent had my hair cut for 9 months.  I keep getting the urge to have it cut short, spikey & dyed blue - even tho I know this would be against company policy.  Advice please/


Go get your hair done the way you want it and then go into work. If management gives you any grief and calls you in to a meeting about it then rip off your top to reveal 5 pounds of C4 plastic explosives... smile nicely and say, "Now, you were saying?"

After my last advice I think I might be put on a terrorist watch list. What should I do?



MistressFeathers -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/9/2007 11:09:34 AM)

buy some binocolas they are really great to watch terrorists with


I've got a sub visiting in less than one hour I still havent decided what to wear, the sun burn on my leg is peeling (v.attractive) & I appear to have an attack of rampant farts brewing.  So anyway, what should I cook for tea on sunday?




Llyren -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/9/2007 1:12:42 PM)

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ORIGINAL: dorsaisgirl1


should i shave or wax my cunt


Fill a small wading pool with nair and just sit there till it all goes away.

Should I get more cats?





Mikal -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/9/2007 8:40:37 PM)

MistressFeathers - you should slow cook a whole bottle of pepto bismal (?sp) with a touch of halucinogen. Then, you will appear utterly divine.

Llyren - 'kitties' are kewl. But, since I'm having some difficulty finding my own twue kitty to play with... I'll say NO MORE CATS FOR YOU!!!

Now, how do I go about finding playful & available kitties?



quietkitten -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/10/2007 6:56:42 PM)

just mail me on the other side <wink wink>

I am getting far too much mail on the other side.. how do I deal with it??



Mikal -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/10/2007 8:13:30 PM)

Stop telling kitty-friendly people to message you!!! *grins* and it would help if you posted a pic of yourself - a big hair biker dude on a rusted out piece of crappola bike.  That way, you'll only get messages from twu n weel Dom'mes who follow the one twu way of wife.

I've just found out that I've been mislead by a a big hair biker dude on a rusted out piece of crappola bike. Whatever shall I do?



Sinergy -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/10/2007 10:24:55 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Gauge

I am sitting here and I am fearful of looking at profiles on the other side because of the "who is browsing me" feature. What should I do?



Create 1329084712093874 profiles of nubile 18 year old female sex maniacs.

Log in to each and every one and have them perv your profile.

This will create a sense of panic in the mind of anybody interested in you.

Repeat as needed.

I am tired.  It is daylight savings time.  I am 500 miles away from home, in a shitty hotel room, post-kicked in the head, and I cannot sleep.  What do I do?

Sinergy



xhoneyx -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/11/2007 7:21:01 PM)

forget about why you're in that shitty hotel..and just go back home..screw work and responsibility..

i have to drink vile-tasting chinese herbal medicine for the next month..what should i do?



Llyren -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/11/2007 9:18:30 PM)

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ORIGINAL: xhoneyx

i have to drink vile-tasting chinese herbal medicine for the next month..what should i do?


Mix it liberally with tequila. 

I was stood up for lunch today.  How should I handle the matter?




angeldevil -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/12/2007 2:44:20 AM)

Sit down next time.

My sister's kids are brats and I have to babysit for her. What should I do?



quietkitten -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/15/2007 3:38:08 PM)

bring lots of duct tape

I have been charged with unmentionable abuse.. what do I do??



Llyren -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/15/2007 4:04:01 PM)

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ORIGINAL: quietkitten

I have been charged with unmentionable abuse.. what do I do??


Go on Jerry Springer and demonstrate that your backhand couldn't possibly have done any damage.  Preferably by backhanding Jerry while flashing your tits. 

I've been approached for puppy play, but I'm allergic to dogs.  What should I do?

[sm=preen.gif]



goodlittlegirl28 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/15/2007 9:24:29 PM)

down some benadryl and put on a flea and tick collar

just not feeling motivated, but the kitchen isn't going to paint itself. ideas?



nyrisa -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/16/2007 8:37:30 AM)

Invite a daycare classroom of toddlers over for a field trip and equip them all with fingerpaints and permanent markers.


I am bummed out about going to work tonight, and that lottery dream just isn't happening. What should I do?



Mikal -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/16/2007 7:53:51 PM)

Stop showing your bumm at work... your [sm=shake.gif]should work better (assuming you aren't working with het women only). Also keep dreaming... dreams are good for you... besides, someone has to win the lottery right? [;)]

I put too much curry in my dinner. How shall I get rid of the annoying burn in my mouth?



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