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Mikal -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/26/2007 5:41:00 PM)
Male fingers and finger like projections (aka the penis, wee willie, da monkey, cream-roll, etc.). Squirels are digging up the baby plants I planed a few days ago. How do I stop them?

curiousexplorer -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/26/2007 5:47:12 PM)
You don't stop them. You use the baby plants as bait, catch the squirals, eat them and use the leftovers as fertilizer for the next batch of baby plants. How does one remove those annoying stray squiral hairs stuck between the teeth?

beargonewild -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/26/2007 6:59:18 PM)
Find someone with a pair of large pliers and have them pull all your teeth out. Voila! no more hair stuck between the teeth. I'm having an identity crisis, I used to be bearincuffs and now I'm beargonewild. How solve this delemma?

Mikal -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/26/2007 7:16:49 PM)
Split your personality and assign each one a bearincuffs or beargonewild personna. My pooch has decided that going out for walks is beneath her. What can I do to convince her that she really needs the exercise?

Gauge -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/27/2007 1:01:13 PM)
quote: My pooch has decided that going out for walks is beneath her. What can I do to convince her that she really needs the exercise? Ever hear the phrase: Monkey See Monkey Do? Well, get a monkey to take your dog out for walks. I need to clean my kitchen quickly. What is the best way I can do this?

softness -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/27/2007 1:04:59 PM)
kill someone in it .. scene of crime officers clean up after they haev bagged the evidence i need to clean my flat .. but really cant be bothered

IEvolve -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/27/2007 1:22:55 PM)
Develop a split personality and have them do it. ========================== After taking Cialis, my erections last longer than 4 hours. What should I do?

ready4srvce4all -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/27/2007 1:36:03 PM)
Rent yourself out as a towelhanger I feel really strange using a towel I just took off from a cialis induced towelhanger. How do I overcome this phobia?

IEvolve -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/27/2007 1:44:07 PM)
You're screwed! ===================== Should you hold the door open for a woman to enter?

Mikal -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/27/2007 2:12:11 PM)
Since I'm a woman... if I held the door open and didn't enter.... why would I be holding the door? So, I'm holding the door open for a woman to enter, but I'm a woman... should I enter the door, wait for another woman, or...???

IEvolve -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/27/2007 3:24:25 PM)
Just make sure it's a revolving door. ==================== Do I need a Rabbi to bless my salt?

Gauge -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/27/2007 9:41:06 PM)
quote: Do I need a Rabbi to bless my salt? Why? Did it sneeze? I am watching my neighbors cat this week. This cat is a few fries short of a Happy Meal. I think it is going to kill me in my sleep. What should I do?

IEvolve -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/27/2007 9:54:03 PM)
Super Size it, of course. Does anyone know where I can get one of those creepy smiling Burger King heads?

Mikal -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/27/2007 10:02:46 PM)
You want creepy? Snatch one that a little kid has had for a while & has used to express their creative talents. The doll will be creepy enough for nightmares! I'm thinking of changing my profile to indicate that I'm getting back into the dating pool... what's the best way to do this, and to discourage trolls from contacting me?

FullCircle -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/28/2007 4:41:52 AM)
Take some naked pictures of yourself at the dating poolside. Trolls hate naked pictures they turn their nose up at them. Do not use the term ‘seeking like minded people’ either maybe instead opt for ‘submissive female looking for slave for master.’ I've only seen that about two hundred times and I always still believe it. I don’t need any advice at the moment and I find the hardest part of this thread pretending I need advice in order to answer the previous person. How can I think up some new problems for myself when my life is so perfect?

IEvolve -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/28/2007 6:09:21 AM)
You can't. ==================== When laundering whites, what is the best way to give them that fresh scent I see on the telly?

TheDiva -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/28/2007 6:32:27 AM)
Few people know it, but that particular scent comes only from sweaty nuns. Chase one for 4 to 6 blocks and rub the laundry in question on her wimple. ______________________ My new slave is driving his U-Haul down from Alaska. I met him 3 hours ago online, and it will be our 4-day anniversary when he arrrives. How should we celebrate it?

Emperor1956 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/28/2007 6:36:06 AM)
quote: My new slave is driving his U-Haul down from Alaska. I met him 3 hours ago online, and it will be our 4-day anniversary when he arrrives. How should we celebrate it? With a donation to a home for lonely submissives in Nigeria. She said wimple! heh heh heh. ______ Hmmm....how about some generic bad advice for Memorial Day? E

m0rgan -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/28/2007 7:40:22 AM)
forget it! how can i smell dreams?

CK1 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/28/2007 7:56:57 AM)
You have to tape your mouth and plug your nose before you go to sleep. Whats the best way to do steroids safely?

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