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Mikal -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/23/2007 12:04:30 PM)
Your male member. Hmm... I don't think I need any advice atm... what should I do to ensure that I'll need some in the future?

SirRober -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/23/2007 12:16:06 PM)
go really fast on the freeway via MC and have your passanger ride on the wrong side..... How should I teach Mikal to stop following me???

CrimsonMoan -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/23/2007 2:00:26 PM)
hog tie Mikal to the back of your bike with a chaina nd then hit the freeway at top speed. My bf has a tickle fetish I do as wel but only for being the tickler how do i get him to stop trying for my feet?

SirRober -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/23/2007 3:22:30 PM)
Liberally apply animal droppings to your feet.....and if he asks tell him they are good for softening up the callouses... my bike is now a unicycle how do I fix it??

ready4srvce4all -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/23/2007 3:39:50 PM)
cut off it's balls, and call it a eunuchcycle what's the best way to prevent watery, itchy eyes?

SirRober -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/23/2007 3:49:00 PM)
Throw bucket full of dust in them I am covered in choclate what do I do to get it off

Mikal -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/23/2007 4:35:29 PM)
Invite me over [:D]. How do I get to Sir Rober's place?

earthycouple -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/23/2007 5:30:06 PM)
I don't know but if you pick me up we'll find it together... What do Mikal and I do about a chocolate hang over?

Mikal -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/23/2007 7:15:36 PM)
We nab your leprechaun and get him to conjure some freshly made Belgium chocolate... and we see if leprechaun butt glows green or red... weg How does one go about making a leprechaun stay put, to whup his derrier? 'Cause, they're magical... and tend to go "poof"...

earthycouple -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/23/2007 8:01:14 PM)
I'll tie him up...I'm really good at that...it will stop his poofing finger... How do I make Mikal Dominate my slave? that'd be fun to watch

Mikal -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/23/2007 8:04:06 PM)
Innocently invite her over, and have your leprechaun douse her with his magic Dommely Domme powder... poof! InstaDomme. Don't forget the water though... [:)] How do I get over leprechaun powder? I don't wanna be a Domme 24/7/365!!! HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

b12345 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/23/2007 8:14:25 PM)
You must start at the end of a rainbow, and then travel the rainbow to the begining of the rainbow, where you will find an anti-leprechaun, who can help you out with the powder. How do I keep the cut on my toe from bleeding?

ready4srvce4all -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/23/2007 8:15:42 PM)
Three wishes I grant you big wishes and small but wish for a fourth, and you lose them all!!! This was your fourth wish Mikal...(remember, you took two, and a friend took one earlier) You are no longer a Domme....catch me if you can again!!! (edited for out of order) I'm king of the leprechauns...I can post TWO people up!!! I forgot where I put my powder...where should I look first?

earthycouple -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/23/2007 8:16:18 PM)
make a slave suck on it How do I make sure Robert posts to Mikal's thread about dommy domme powder? grr damn out of sequencing....

SirRober -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/24/2007 1:12:09 PM)
Send him a PM or give him a call at (000)MC4-LIFE.<----not real PH How do I fix cars from cutting me off

ready4srvce4all -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/24/2007 1:16:51 PM)
Make sure everything you wear blends in real well with the road. They will look much harder for you that way. I got a paper cut on my tongue licking envelopes, how do I prevent infection?

SirRober -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/24/2007 1:19:49 PM)
Apply a tourniquet. to said object. I ran out of vigra what do I do??

tatangel -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/24/2007 1:22:04 PM)
Harpoon them. They won't be expecting it, and they will never see it coming. How do I write a paper that was due yesterday by tomorrow and make it look like I took two weeks on it?

SirRober -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/24/2007 1:27:42 PM)
Tell your sub to do it or they gets no luvin.. My brain hurts what do I do??

tatangel -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/24/2007 2:30:52 PM)
Stab it with a Q-tip. How do I get unsightly bloodstains out of the wallpaper?

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