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Daddysredhead -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/4/2008 9:20:47 PM)
Shave your head and leave them with nothing to talk about. How do I make my boss understand I deserve a raise?

darchChylde -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/4/2008 9:27:00 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead How do I make my boss understand I deserve a raise? Wear thin white tank tops with no bra. It seems i have this strong desire to be confronted by a beautiful woman's large breasts, straining against thin white cotton; how can i make this happen?

Reflectivesoul -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/4/2008 9:27:03 PM)
( red ) Charge a dollar every time you have to hand him a paper or move from your post... hehe then tell him that you needed money to be able to buy lunch cause the nickles you get paid, barely cover the toilet paper you need at the house lol. (chylde) Offer to lick her boots and wash her feet with the hair you shaved off to stop the rumors... How do I find reds boss and beat em so she'll get a raise? edited to answer chylde too

SteelofUtah -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/5/2008 6:01:13 AM)
Start Stalking Red and eventually you will find out lost of things about her. How can I get the girl (Adult) next door to let my wife and I Molest her?

colouredin -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/5/2008 6:13:37 AM)
Jump her in a car park with a very sharp knife :D How can I persuade dad i shouldnt have to pay rent

subtee -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/5/2008 6:59:20 AM)
Throw yourself on the floor, kick your legs, pound your fists and hold your breath until he concedes. (Actually this works for many situations; Red could try this with her boss.) How can I get my stalker to leave me alone?

beargonewild -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/5/2008 7:10:26 AM)
edited...because!

Aylee -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/5/2008 7:13:15 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: subtee How can I get my stalker to leave me alone? Marry him. Then he will be too busy watching football and drinking beer with his buddies to bother you. How do I get SubTee to buy me presents?

domahpet -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/5/2008 7:29:41 AM)
get ahold of her wallet when she isnt looking... ...my don isnt a twue dom, how can i 'whip' him into shape?

subtee -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/5/2008 7:30:58 AM)
Whatever you do, don't send her pics of yourself. That's really, really good advice...not. How do I tell a colleague that his assholishness is getting really old?

Aylee -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/5/2008 8:09:25 AM)
quote: ...my don isnt a twue dom, how can i 'whip' him into shape? Refuse sex until he straightens up his act. quote: How do I tell a colleague that his assholishness is getting really old? If you do not like someone’s behaviour, do not snivel and whine and cry and rend your clothing and beat your chest, make them eat their words. Defend your statements or your opinion to the maximum. Show everyone what kind of an idiotic asshole they are. Do not lurk in the shadows taking cowardly sneak strikes that never really state anything other than the fact that you are disgruntled. Go on the offensive. It is not whether you win or lose, it is how far into the dirt that you can rub their face.

hejira92 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/5/2008 2:45:27 PM)
How can I get Aylee to realize that a question must be asked by the end of a post to continue the game? (off topic- love your sig line. I've quoted it a few times.)

subtee -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/5/2008 2:53:25 PM)
Sit right where you are and yell at her. How can I survive another freaking snow flake?

Aylee -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/5/2008 2:54:59 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: hejira92 How can I get Aylee to realize that a question must be asked by the end of a post to continue the game? (off topic- love your sig line. I've quoted it a few times.) Thanks, and whoops, I forgot as I answered two questions. I would forget about getting Aylee to understand ANYTHING. That twat-waffle is just a forum wanker. You should just block and delete. Query: What should I fix for dinner tonight?

lusciouslips19 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/5/2008 3:02:19 PM)
Why not make...reservations instead? Can you take me with? ( I hope I played this game right)

Aylee -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/5/2008 3:08:04 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19 Can you take me with? Sure. But your clothing will only consist of a three inch skirt, and a see through top, and 5 inch heels. No undergarments. And you have to eat your dinner out of one of my dog's dishes, kneeling on the floor of the restaraunt, while wearing an anal hook. Pick you up at 7! Query: What should I do to convince people to send more nekkid pics to my mail box?

Kirren -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/5/2008 3:22:56 PM)
Offer them a dollar a pic...threaten them with death...sudden and slow... How can I get My ex husband to realize he is a total and complete redneck and to just shut the hell up and die?

Nineveh -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/5/2008 3:26:48 PM)
Bind and gag him and force him to watch blue collar comedy until he starves to death How can I find the perfect sub?

Twstdkinkerbell -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/5/2008 4:13:22 PM)
Place an ad in the local newspaper describing how you are the most powerful and skillful of all Domiants.. and list your home address and phone number How can I find a high paying job?

lusciouslips19 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/5/2008 4:44:38 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Aylee quote: ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19 Can you take me with? Sure. But your clothing will only consist of a three inch skirt, and a see through top, and 5 inch heels. No undergarments. And you have to eat your dinner out of one of my dog's dishes, kneeling on the floor of the restaraunt, while wearing an anal hook. Pick you up at 7! Query: What should I do to convince people to send more nekkid pics to my mail box? Well, at first i wasnt in. Dog dish, kneeling, 5 inch heels(my poor knees) i was thinking, "whats in it for me(yea, I'm a do me sub)? But then I saw, Anal hook. Wooo hoo, I'm in. I'll be ready by 6:30. waiting..... So where we going and will I be leashed?

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