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CreativeDominant -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/6/2008 12:44:00 PM)
I say "Go for it"...the country needs something nice and relaxing and as deeply spiritual as the pairing of you two would be. O.K...I want to use cat skin to make the ultimate "Cat" o Nine Tails. Should I really use 9 Cat's Tails? And how do I get them?

womyn -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/6/2008 12:46:06 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CreativeDominant I say "Go for it"...the country needs something nice and relaxing and as deeply spiritual as the pairing of you two would be. O.K...I want to use cat skin to make the ultimate "Cat" o Nine Tails. Should I really use 9 Cat's Tails? And how do I get them? Great idea! Ask the Humane Society to supply you with some cats. I'm thinking about shaving my head, go nudist, then proclaim myself Queen of the Falklands. What do you think about that?

hejira92 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/6/2008 1:14:23 PM)
It's great! Remember how well it went last time the Faulklands tried to go independent. I've been invited to a (lesbian) friend's house for poker tomorrow night. Should I try to pick up her friends?

lusciouslips19 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/6/2008 3:19:34 PM)
Spank yourself with your shoes. that will break them in. do it in the park around small children. How do I stop the soreness in my jaw when wearing a ball gag?

hejira92 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/6/2008 4:46:17 PM)
That's too easy. Spit it out and say "Nyah, nyah! you can't make me!" How can I only get "Twue" Doms to write to me?

Daddysredhead -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/6/2008 5:54:55 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: hejira92 I've been invited to a (lesbian) friend's house for poker tomorrow night. Should I try to pick up her friends? Only if your back is strong enough. quote: How can I only get "Twue" Doms to write to me? Electricute the ones who aren't and write to you. Word'll get around. ETA my question: I have a sore throat. Any suggestions for making it go away?

lusciouslips19 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/6/2008 6:11:23 PM)
Put on your profile that you will only respond to e-mails titled,"down on your knees bitch" How do i get my Dom to spank me harder?

Daddysredhead -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/6/2008 6:14:24 PM)
Call him a pussy who hits like a girl. I have a sore throat. Any suggestions for making it go away?

lusciouslips19 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/6/2008 6:28:00 PM)
Deep throat til you puke. that always makes me feel better. What should I do to lose weight?

sunshinemiss -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/6/2008 6:32:43 PM)
Take your own advice... deep throat till you puke

scifi1133 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/6/2008 11:44:45 PM)
sounds good go for it.

womyn -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/7/2008 3:27:27 PM)
I'm thinking about "outting" my lifestyle to the Catholic church I used to attend. Think this will go over well with them??

MrSpectacular -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/7/2008 3:39:52 PM)
Catholics - not a problem - the originators of BDSM - the priest if probably the leader of your local BDSM group. My back itches - any subs available to come over and give a good scratch?

xxblushesxx -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/7/2008 6:42:58 PM)
I nominate...Womyn and ...Lucious....that should make ya all better! What can I wear to really excite HoneyMaster?

badprofessor -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/7/2008 6:47:29 PM)
You? You can probably wear anything at hand and excite everybody, but I suggest a bumblebee costume. I'm feeling a little ambivalent as to whether I've had too much fun to go and see my friend sing. Should I Stay or Should I Go?

xxblushesxx -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/7/2008 6:52:37 PM)
Drink the rest of the bottle, pop a few pills, and you're good to go... is do it yourself surgery a good idea?

Lumus -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/7/2008 6:58:08 PM)
Only for circumcisions. Can I use a pitchfork as a BDSM toy?

MMagicsfaith1 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/7/2008 7:03:40 PM)
Oooops not fast enough...but leaving it anyway..(self surgery) An excellent alternative to HMOs..just make sure you have several sharp steak knives, a LARGE bottle of JD and a full length mirror (necessary for any behind the back surgeries) A pitchfork would be great as long as You test it on Yourself first simply to make sure it is working properly. What is the best way to tie yourself up when Your Dom is not in the mood?

badprofessor -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/7/2008 7:03:50 PM)
Only if it's a farmer's son/daughter thing you got going on... I was thinking of naked snow angels on the front lawn. What do you think?

BBWnNC72 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/7/2008 7:06:42 PM)
Do the snow angels right after you call the cops about a neighborhood intruder. i want BBQ but it is raining, what can i do?

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