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womyn -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/5/2008 4:59:43 PM)
Off to Africa to stalk lions and you get to be leashed to a tree as a look out . . . I'm thinking about going to a biker bar around midnight on a friday night in full bdsm regalia (corset, boots, collar and leash) and hope no one will hit on me. Do you think I should?

lusciouslips19 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/5/2008 7:33:18 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: womyn Off to Africa to stalk lions and you get to be leashed to a tree as a look out . . . I'm thinking about going to a biker bar around midnight on a friday night in full bdsm regalia (corset, boots, collar and leash) and hope no one will hit on me. Do you think I should? With Cumslut written across your forehead. Do you thinik the lions will mistake me for a gazelle?

xxblushesxx -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/5/2008 8:34:29 PM)
a lucious one! What do you think will happen if I grab HoneyMaster's flogger (the one with the leather on it you pervs) and say 'gimme that, let me show you how my LAST dom did it'?

Daddysredhead -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/5/2008 8:37:57 PM)
He'll take you to the hospital for a 72 hour hold to see if you've taken leave of your senses if you're lucky. Or is that UNlucky? The other option is to beat you senseless to the point of you forgetting you ever had another Dom. [8D] I want to surprise Daddy in bed. What do you think I should do?

xxblushesxx -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/5/2008 9:01:34 PM)
invite Lumus and SunDowner over... I'm thinking about getting a pet. Any suggestions?

rubberpet -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/6/2008 12:48:34 AM)
A pet...how sweet! How about a tiger? Sure, they can be 500 pounds of killing fury, but they are lovable creatures when they aren't trying to decapitate you with a swipe of their razor sharp claws. Plus, they'll let you know if you are feeding it properly...if they don't eat you, then you are doing something right! Now, how sweet is that? [:D] I'm looking for a really fun vacation spot. Any ideas?

GreedyTop -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/6/2008 12:51:48 AM)
Darfur. my mechanic keeps putting me off on putting the heater coil back in my car..how can I encourage him to expidite that?

lusciouslips19 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/6/2008 2:50:37 AM)
Blow Job. Sloppy deep throating blowjob. What should I do to make a Dom fall hopelessly in love with me?

sharemeuk -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/6/2008 2:54:16 AM)
say something romantic like 'kneel bitch or i'm gunna flay every square inch of skin off your pathetic little body' can't see how that would fail.....[:)] how do i get some 'me time' in amongst the daily chaos of my life?

lusciouslips19 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/6/2008 3:11:57 AM)
Kill your boss. Why is it that the smaller a man's penis is, the faster his sportcar is?

MrSpectacular -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/6/2008 6:34:36 AM)
mmm - puts Ferrari for sale - I,ve been outed. You know men our gadgets are our props in life. I am assuming you have done your research though and have checked the size of all of those Porsche drivers. Where is my Trinity - she out there?

domahpet -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/6/2008 7:41:51 AM)
[sm=trident.gif]here i am! wanna race for pinks??? Mwa hahahha!

womyn -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/6/2008 11:40:17 AM)
Yes definitely race for pinks but do it in front of a police squad during a riot . . . more excitement that way! I'm thinking about going to a 3-star restaurant, standing on top of a table, singing "On the Good Ship Lollipop" while I do a strip tease. Think it'll go over well?

subtee -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/6/2008 11:53:25 AM)
No, only do that at a 4 or 5 star restaurant. That's Saturday night for me. (I'll join you!) How can I slow down my libido when I'm alone?

womyn -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/6/2008 11:58:05 AM)
Take lots of Vicodan with a magnum of champagne while drinking a tequila/tylenol pm chaser. I'm thinking about doing a Zza Zza on a police officer if he stops me for speeding. Do you think I'll get into trouble?

CreativeDominant -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/6/2008 11:58:30 AM)
Call CD...his sweet, angelic voice and incantations will have you thinking of only saintly, selfless endeavors. I am thinking about buying one of those Boss Hoss motorcycles because even though they recommend that you be at least 6' to drive one, I figure I am manly-man enough to do so. How best to convince the dealer?

rubberpet -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/6/2008 12:00:34 PM)
Slowing down your libido is quite easy. Take a triple shot of cyanide. It works really well for those really lonely nights. My new shoes are uncomfortable. How do I properly break them in?

subtee -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/6/2008 12:01:23 PM)
Womyn: look how good it worked out for her? It's a perfect plan. Wear your feather boa everywhere. CD: Wear really, really tall platform boots and bring along a yardstick that shows "how tall you have to be to ride this ride." How can I convince "the creature" (my ex) to move to Antarctica?

womyn -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/6/2008 12:01:37 PM)
Tell the dealer your manly cock will keep you from crashing! I'm thinking about running for president and have Rupaul as my running mate and our campaign slogan will be "let a little kink in your life?" What do you think?

womyn -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/6/2008 12:03:39 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: subtee Womyn: look how good it worked out for her? It's a perfect plan. Wear your feather boa everywhere. CD: Wear really, really tall platform boots and bring along a yardstick that shows "how tall you have to be to ride this ride." How can I convince "the creature" (my ex) to move to Antarctica? Tell him it's the new "hot spot" for ex's and that clothes aren't allowed. I'm thinking about running for president and have Rupaul as my running mate and our campaign slogan will be "let a little kink in your life?" What do you think?

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