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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/22/2008 6:35:57 AM

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take her along for the next family gathering.

my cat crawls onto my pillow and begins to bathe, slurp and slobber when i am asleep. What can i do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/22/2008 6:46:48 AM

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sleep in the bathtub!
how do i get the pills out of my sweater?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/22/2008 6:52:12 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

sleep in the bathtub!
how do i get the pills out of my sweater?

they will dissolve in hot water. And next time you might want to wear a bib when you take your vitamins...

how do i get an ink stain out of a bedspread?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/22/2008 6:53:47 AM

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how do i get an ink stain out of a bedspread?

Cook it. The fire will remove all spots!

How do I hold my temper?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/22/2008 7:02:36 AM

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quote:

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how do i get an ink stain out of a bedspread?

Cook it. The fire will remove all spots!

How do I hold my temper?

with both hands.

how do i deal with a HIGHLY ANNOYING poster?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/22/2008 7:14:53 AM

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how do i deal with a HIGHLY ANNOYING poster?

With both tongues!

What do I eat for lunch?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/22/2008 7:46:58 AM

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come on over...i'll cook.

i don't wanna do the dishes. What should i do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/22/2008 8:24:03 AM

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i'd suggest going with the peter griffin method of taping lots of little razor blads to a fan
that way, you can shave everywhere all at once :)

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/22/2008 1:09:24 PM

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With your tongue.

How can I come up with $1600 for the sump pump and pit being dug in my basement?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/22/2008 1:19:14 PM

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Start Hooking.
How do I get the window guy to replace my window for free.

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/22/2008 1:21:06 PM

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start hooking.

what am i going to make for dinner?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/22/2008 1:22:51 PM

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something with an open flame.
How do I get my roomates cat off my bed.

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/22/2008 1:26:56 PM

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Get rid of the roommate and then get a St Bernard to chase the cat away.

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/22/2008 1:49:52 PM

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Use both hands

How can I stop eating Wheat Thins?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/22/2008 1:59:57 PM

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loan Bear your hands

how do i stop being so clumsy?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/22/2008 2:17:35 PM

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get other people to do everything for you
how can i give better advice?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/22/2008 3:30:01 PM

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Change your first name to "Dear."

How can I get my paycheck early?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/22/2008 4:31:06 PM

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Break into the place after closing.
how do i get my nephew to clean without having to tell him again (he's 21)

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/22/2008 8:13:40 PM

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Hold him down and bathe him yourself
I hate doing laundry and all my clothes are dirty what should i do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/22/2008 8:25:20 PM

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Set your bedroom on fire and buy new clothes with the insurance money.

My contacts are irritating me, what should I do?

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