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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/19/2008 2:20:53 PM   
pissthirstysub


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how do i get darias to open up about his problems?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/19/2008 2:25:44 PM   
trappedinamuseum


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How do  get my landlady to leave me alone?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/19/2008 2:32:32 PM   
pissthirstysub


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how do i replace my car battery?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/19/2008 2:34:27 PM   
trappedinamuseum


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Should do the trick....

How do I get skinny?


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Don't come back at all" - Jar of Hearts

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/19/2008 2:53:06 PM   
Kalista07


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Status: offline 		uhm...trapped, apparently for You it shall be easy... You wake the hell up and look in the mirror....

{and not those fun house opposite mirrors like i would have to use if i ever wanted to look anything less than repulsive}

How should i get rid of this sore throat?

Kali


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/19/2008 3:01:31 PM   
osocurious


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Status: offline 		swallow a teaspoon of draino ... chase it with 2 cups really cold water :)

how do I get rid of the bloodstain on the carpet ???
*whispers*
before the cops arrive??

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/19/2008 3:36:35 PM   
sunshinemiss


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how do i become more flexible?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/19/2008 6:11:14 PM   
sappatoti


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/19/2008 6:21:28 PM   
sunshinemiss


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(but I'm his favorite)

how do I make my dog's breath stop stinking?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/19/2008 6:56:52 PM   
girlivy


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My nose hair is to thin to to hold a braid, any suggestions?

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OUR SPIRIT HAS ITS OWN AGENDA: OUR DESTINY.
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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/19/2008 8:44:51 PM   
Daddysredhead


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Status: offline 		get a weave...  I hear that hair extensions can look really natural these days

I am freezing.  How can I get warm?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/19/2008 8:50:33 PM   
girlivy


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Status: offline 		Take a cold shower, then run outside nude, visit a neighbor, and ask to borrow a bowl of ice water, run back outside with the ice water, dump it on yourself, then return back home... Your house should feel at least 30 degrees warmer, and you'll sleep like a rock!

i am running out of ear wax to make candles with..... please help! 

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OUR SPIRIT HAS ITS OWN AGENDA: OUR DESTINY.
Be yourself, everyone else is taken!

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/20/2008 4:46:03 AM   
SlaveSuru


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Toejam,  while not as good for waxplay makes an excellent scent.


My roommate hogs the shower when I need it most,  what should I do?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/20/2008 6:14:17 AM   
girlivy


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Status: offline 		Pick up a can of spray bullshit scent, and some fake dog poop.  Explain to the roomate first thing that (if you do not have a dog), that you were watching anothers dog, and have some cleaning to do in the shower Before they take one. Place the fake poop in the shower stall, and spray the room down before your roomie awakens.

My vaccume is sucking more than i am! how do i deal with the jelious feelings i have been having please?

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AUTHENTIC SPIRITUAL GROWTH NEVER COMES FROM EXPERIENCES THAT THE EGO CAN PREDICT OR CONTROL.
OUR SPIRIT HAS ITS OWN AGENDA: OUR DESTINY.
Be yourself, everyone else is taken!

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/20/2008 9:51:55 AM   
Darias


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Status: offline 		ask  your vacc to share its conquests with you

Im having problems sharing my feelings with pissthirstysub... what should i do?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/20/2008 11:43:54 AM   
pissthirstysub


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i'm either too warm or too cold, how can i fix this?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/20/2008 12:09:58 PM   
sunshinemiss


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Status: offline 		more to antactica... then you'll always be too cold.... see, easy?

how do i make all the idiot sticks disappear?


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Yes, I am a wonton hussy... and still sweet as 3.14

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/20/2008 12:22:23 PM   
graphicnature


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How do I remove blood stains from red carpet?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/20/2008 12:26:20 PM   
sunshinemiss


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how do i keep cold food cold and hot food hot?

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Yes, I am a wonton hussy... and still sweet as 3.14

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/20/2008 12:28:41 PM   
pissthirstysub


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now that I am in Antartica, I want to have a water ballon fight, but now it seems more dangerous then fun, how can i fix this?

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