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hejira92 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/28/2008 10:19:00 PM)
No, no heels. Barefoot only. Especially when walking to and from the car. If there's snow, all the better. If you leave the shoes off long enough, you'll get that nice purple color back. How should I handle a rebellious teen?

Passion357 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/28/2008 10:32:15 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: hejira92 No, no heels. Barefoot only. Especially when walking to and from the car. If there's snow, all the better. If you leave the shoes off long enough, you'll get that nice purple color back. How should I handle a rebellious teen? Daily Beatings How do I properly ask my Master to flog me?

MadameMarque -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/28/2008 10:43:22 PM)
In sky writing. At a family picnic. His family. How can I make my new book, into a bestseller? I scaled the ladder of success It was a dangerous climb But now I'm a lady Come up and see me sometime - Mae West

hejira92 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/28/2008 10:52:25 PM)
Pose nude on the cover. How can I keep those holiday pounds from my hips?

MadameMarque -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/28/2008 11:03:07 PM)
(I don't know whether to thank you for being kind, or blindly optomistic :D) Wear a silk scarf everywhere. Before eating, tighten the scarf around your neck very, very tight. You'll have all the joy of enjoying the taste of great holiday cooking, but none of it will ever reach your hips! How shall I get into shape for my nude shots, on the cover of my bestselling book?

shivermetimbers -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/28/2008 11:03:26 PM)
Have sex with complete strangers every time you eat to much. How do I get the microphone to work on my computer?

tsatske -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/28/2008 11:53:09 PM)
ask a local toddler to have a look at it. What should I take to the office Christmas party next week?

Passion357 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/29/2008 12:24:08 AM)
grin Yourself. Dressed in your black latex fetish best. Or a handcuff shaped vanilla cake. Where is the best place to change clothes on the way to a party I am very late for? eta "on" not "one"

tsatske -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/29/2008 12:36:48 AM)
In a phone booth. It gives you super powers. actually, the full legnth phone booths are getting rare and hard to find, so, unless one of those is on your way, I can't guarenttee the super powers. But, I can guarentee a ride in a cool, super fast car, with these cool flashing lights on top... although you might end up at a different party than the one where they are expecting you. But, hey, a parties a party, right? Where's the best place to give a cop a blowjob, if i take my own advice above, but still want to make it to my party on time, instead of his?

hejira92 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/29/2008 5:56:54 AM)
On his penis, naturally. His elbow just won't have the same effect. How can I make my hair soft and managable after riding on the back of His Harley?

shivermetimbers -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (12/2/2008 12:11:09 AM)
Coach a winning team, and have them give you a gatorade shower! Where can I hide the candy I buy from myself so I don't eat it all at once?

sirsholly -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (12/2/2008 3:54:47 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: shivermetimbers Coach a winning team, and have them give you a gatorade shower! Where can I hide the candy I buy from myself so I don't eat it all at once? in the toilet bowl....sorta loses it's appeal. My feet are cold and i am too lazy to get a pair of socks.

FourQ -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (12/2/2008 5:17:13 AM)
Get the kids to boil the kettle and pour water over your cold feet (I'm told you never feel cold feet again!) How can I tell if she's really changed? (for the better)

tsatske -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (12/2/2008 8:37:26 AM)
Is she purple? or orange? those are the colors of change. Blue is too, though, and you can help her be that color. There are instructions online, but the only equpment you will need is either a pillow or a phone cord - not even both. how easy is this gonna be? Master said no, but - should I make the chocolate and hot pepper sauce cake for the party, anyhow, and just not tell him?

GoodFeathers -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (12/2/2008 4:39:32 PM)
That all depends...do you want your ass to burn as much as the pepper cake or more? If yes, go right ahead, but make a back up that looks exactly the same, only without the pepper--don't forget to store them in the fridge, right next to each other. Mapquest gave me incorrect directions, how do I get to where I'm going?

persephonee -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (12/2/2008 4:56:16 PM)
Pull over and put your hazards on...when the cop shows up, threaten him and let him arrest you. When you get to the station, and are waiting to be processed, ask the clerk at the desk directions...they usually know. i cant seem to stop touching my ass...i bought new undies and they make me feel great...but i have to go to the store. Any suggestions?

tsatske -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (12/3/2008 9:28:58 AM)
I understand... the problem is you are getting smudges all over your pants? Don't wear them. Then you will be able to rub your nice soft undies without anything in the way. You can wear a bra, too, but only if you have a matching one - we don't want a fashion faux pas going on, right out there in public. I have to work when a certain beautiful girl arrives in town to visit us. How can I send her kisses?

Dnomyar -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (12/3/2008 9:37:53 AM)
I will do them by proxy. my girlfriend has small ears and is bald. How do I hold her head between my legs while she is giving me a blow job.

shivermetimbers -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (12/3/2008 10:07:27 AM)
You've just found the 1,001st use for duct tape!!!! How do I talk on the phone, take my morning pills, and pee without missing the toilet all at the same time?

Dnomyar -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (12/3/2008 10:20:37 AM)
Don't use the toilet. Pee on a tree. Because of a medical problem I can only have sex with one woman at a time. I have a blond, brunett and a red head all wanting me to do it now. Which one do I choose and why?

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