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poise -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/1/2011 3:00:10 PM)
Get a leaf blower and aim them in the direction of their yard. [:)] I don't know when too much of a good thing is a bad thing. Or vice versa. [8D] Any advice?

FukinTroll -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/1/2011 3:07:25 PM)
Just do it until you hear a paramedic shout CLEAR! My intro post was removed from intros... how long should I wait to post another intro?

LillyBoPeep -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/1/2011 3:16:32 PM)
you probably shouldn't wait at all -- if you wait, they'll forget you. go go go!!! i think there's a nail jammed in my nail gun -- how do i fix it?

FukinTroll -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/1/2011 3:19:04 PM)
Make sure the nail gun is still powered up, lay the nail gun in your lap so you can see the ejector port, take a small screwdriver and wiggle it in the ejector port while rapidly depressing the trigger. I have a crush on Mod 21, what kind of pics should I send?

LillyBoPeep -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/1/2011 3:22:34 PM)
dick pics -- lots and lots of them. and maybe an ass shot. oh and a picture of a bucketload of cum spooged all over your computer screen, with her profile up. and don't forget a picture of the TwentyOne shrine in your basement. with that lock of hair that she'll totally never remember sending you because you followed her and snatched it off yourself -- oh wait, don't say that outloud! my mailman is drop dead amazingly hot; what's a polite way to invite him in?

FukinTroll -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/1/2011 3:28:28 PM)
Take a wetwipe heater and wrap it around the mail box, when he comments that the box is hot, tell him this box is hotter. I sent the above as advised, should I mention the Bukake party I want to have with her or not? Should I get more specific about the thoughts I have been entertaining?

LillyBoPeep -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/1/2011 5:11:33 PM)
you probably should; get as blatant as possible, that way you know you aren't misunderstood. offer to show up at her house so she feels comfortable. if she turns you down, remember that women love to play hard to get, so "no" usually (always) means "yes." seriously. it's a little known secret. someone at work came in sick and now i'm feeling sick, too. what should i do?

CRYPTICLXVI -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/3/2011 8:08:55 AM)
Dose the person's coffee with several hits of acid just to get even, as well as key their car, and setting their personal belongings at work on fire with gasoline. That way they will know never to come to work sick again...as for you being sick, just bring plenty of bourbon to work with you, and drink copiously, and everytime a coworker looks at you, just smile and say "For medicinal purposes only." I am thinking of getting another tattoo, what should I get?

Hillwilliam -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/3/2011 8:14:46 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CRYPTICLXVI Dose the person's coffee with several hits of acid just to get even, as well as key their car, and setting their personal belongings at work on fire with gasoline. That way they will know never to come to work sick again...as for you being sick, just bring plenty of bourbon to work with you, and drink copiously, and everytime a coworker looks at you, just smile and say "For medicinal purposes only." I am thinking of getting another tattoo, what should I get? You should, of course get the classic "dick tattoo" When soft, it says "shorty" When hard, it says "Shorty's bar and grill, 19672 south main street, Chattanooga, Tennessee" How do I keep Troll from monopolizing all the hawwt s types on this thread? [8D]

CRYPTICLXVI -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/3/2011 8:20:47 AM)
Well, by posting pictures of Troll's own dick tattoo of course... hawwt s love a sense of humor and, oh wait, that might be counterproductive huh? Then try taking his isp address and using it to post extreme terrorist rantings on Facebook so while he is being held by Homeland Security you can swoop in and swoon them away from his slurpings. I am going up for a promotion at work, what should I do?

soul2share -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/3/2011 10:14:32 PM)
AAAAAAAAAnd another noob speaks.......

LillyBoPeep -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/4/2011 6:16:22 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CRYPTICLXVI I am going up for a promotion at work, what should I do? sneak into your boss's house and leave lots of notes saying how much you love and respect him/her. leaving flowers might help, too. just make sure they know you were there. the corset i bought is too big; is there anything i can do about it?

CRYPTICLXVI -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/4/2011 8:16:02 AM)
Lots of superglue...but glue it to your forehead instead of your wrist so you can make a grand entrance. I usually ride the bus to work, how can I keep people from sitting next to me, so I can have some sense of privacy until I get there?

Phoenixpower -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/4/2011 9:07:44 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CRYPTICLXVI I usually ride the bus to work, how can I keep people from sitting next to me, so I can have some sense of privacy until I get there? place a really wet flannel on the seat next to you stop attending personal care eat a few heads of garlic

FukinTroll -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/4/2011 1:28:16 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Phoenixpower quote: ORIGINAL: CRYPTICLXVI I usually ride the bus to work, how can I keep people from sitting next to me, so I can have some sense of privacy until I get there? place a really wet flannel on the seat next to you stop attending personal care eat a few heads of garlic Um... I don't know how this game works, what should I do?

Hillwilliam -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/4/2011 1:50:28 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: FukinTroll quote: ORIGINAL: Phoenixpower quote: ORIGINAL: CRYPTICLXVI I usually ride the bus to work, how can I keep people from sitting next to me, so I can have some sense of privacy until I get there? place a really wet flannel on the seat next to you stop attending personal care eat a few heads of garlic Um... I don't know how this game works, what should I do? Ask the next question oh green one.

FukinTroll -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/4/2011 1:55:46 PM)
I have this HUGE crush on VaguelyCurious and was about to BONK her on the head and drag her under the bridge, but now she has a new stalker, CreepyStalker... what should I do about all this?

CRYPTICLXVI -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/6/2011 11:39:58 AM)
Go ahead, bonk her on the head and pull her under the bridge...but take her stalker also, the more the merrier when it comes to abduction!!! I am having issues with my boss, what should I do?

Hillwilliam -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/6/2011 11:44:12 AM)
Shoot the fucker....that was easy. I have a pup that keeps crapping in the dining room when I dont look without asking to go out. what should I do?

rick1283 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/6/2011 2:13:20 PM)
Make it eat the shit, you shouldnt be taking it. There's a creepy guy standing outside my window, should I call the cops?

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