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intenze -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/10/2009 2:03:27 PM)
Scares me cos you know for the same reason I know..so I must be weird too?

hejira92 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/10/2009 3:14:47 PM)
Oh, no! You're not weird. According to the new Official Subbie Manual and Catalog (SMAC) all tall sub women must have finished at least 60 credit hours in math or science- life sciences preferred actually. That way, you can explain the physiology of the human erection to your master while simultaneously stimulating it with your mouth. Male Doms appreciate the somewhat muffled elocution. (The really sad thing about that scenario is that I actually once did that! Master found it amusing in a strange "my girl is such a geek" way.) Being able to competently explain Blase Pascal's contributions to Mathematics in the midst of being flogged or while giving a full-body tongue bath is, of course, a requirement for the twue sub. My question is: what's this button here on the bottom left of my computer-thingy that says alt? Why doesn't it take me to Alt when I press it? [;)]

intenze -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/10/2009 5:38:58 PM)
you have to hit ctrl alt then del. works every time. btw no need to send you tomatoes. I seem to have had a few casualties in the hail storm saturday. I have too much laundry to do. What should I do\|?

DeViLiVeD -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/10/2009 6:12:00 PM)
Burn them and buy new clothes. Best advice to give a dom?

stella41b -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/10/2009 9:02:59 PM)
Sprint down streets on the way to work yelling out 'Meep! Meep!' I'm trying to work out whether Smirnoff vodka is stronger than Bacardi rum, what should I do?

MadAxeman -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/10/2009 9:08:52 PM)
Make a Molotov cocktail with each and see which brings the cops quickest. My teeth hurt, what is a cheap alternative?

PanthersMom -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/10/2009 11:43:05 PM)
to your teeth hurting or to dental care? consider liquid anesthetic or possibly pain meds? PM

DemonKia -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/11/2009 1:01:10 PM)
Get 'em pulled . . . . . I wanna chase after very pretty but very crazy & probably dysfunctional people -- what should I do?

hejira92 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/11/2009 3:05:08 PM)
Stalking. That'll make 'em love you. Why do I keep killing plants?

intenze -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/11/2009 3:10:49 PM)
Too much dihydrogen monoxide. Try letting them dry out completely. Why do I put up with that work crap day to day?

purepleasure -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/11/2009 3:30:02 PM)
because prison is an even crappier alternative. i lust after someone many miles away, and have no extra funds to fly to them. how should i make the cash for airfare?

fluffypet61 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/11/2009 3:30:24 PM)
. edited because i'm too slow

hejira92 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/11/2009 3:51:46 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: intenze Too much dihydrogen monoxide. Try letting them dry out completely. Why do I put up with that work crap day to day? And you knew I'd 'get' it! Pure: Sell all your possessions on craig's list, quit your job and fly out there. It's the twue subbie thing to do. What should I get Master for His birthday?

intenze -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/11/2009 6:59:24 PM)
a collar. When should I throw out my old fat clothes?

MidnightKat5000 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/11/2009 10:47:50 PM)
Thursday. Does this dress make me look fat?

Fitznicely -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/11/2009 10:51:40 PM)
Ohhhh noway, noway should any man, sub or Dom ever answer that question I need to lose weight fast. Help!

Elisabella -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/11/2009 11:13:55 PM)
Pick up a meth habit. Why does my tummy hurt?

PanthersMom -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/11/2009 11:19:14 PM)
too many bean burritos. why won't my feet stop hurting despite the pain meds tonight? PM

Fitznicely -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/12/2009 1:17:16 AM)
Stop standing on his sharp bits.... How should I face my dilemma about what to see at the cinema this week?

scifi1133 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/12/2009 1:20:21 AM)
poke out your own eyes. thinking I need to move a little closer to washington dc

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