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Fitznicely -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/12/2009 1:42:00 AM)

I suggest you watch the latest season of 24 before you decide...

What goes with 12 year old scotch? I'm hungry




hejira92 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/12/2009 1:32:42 PM)

More 12 year old Scotch.


Where should I hide my money?







BKSir -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/12/2009 1:33:47 PM)

The empty scotch bottles.

I'm thinking about a new camera, but don't know what I should get.




intenze -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/12/2009 2:54:40 PM)

go to an expensive photographer.  Sit for a portrait.  Suddenly scream and act like you are having a heart attack. Have your friend come in and steal their camera while the photographer worries over you.  You will be all set.

I just wanna have fun. What should I do?




BKSir -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/12/2009 5:34:27 PM)

Become a girl (if you're not already one), you'll at least be in good company.  After all, girls, as they say, just wanna have fun.

I have a bunch of 8track casettes, but, my player died...  I can't find a new one.  Help?




hejira92 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/13/2009 1:08:09 PM)

Craigslist. Look in the erotic services section.

How can I make my hair bouncin' and behavin'?





sappatoti -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/13/2009 1:23:02 PM)

More protein.

I have the weapons I need and the paint balls, but I have no place to shoot them. Any ideas?




Aylee -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/13/2009 1:32:16 PM)

Is there a book depository around?


I have finished all the books I bought Monday, what should I read next?




pissthirstysub -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/13/2009 3:00:06 PM)

read them backwards
all i want to do is hang out in my comfy hammock and read all day, but I have to do things like maintan employment and chores.




intenze -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/13/2009 3:22:27 PM)

call in from your hammock.  Tell your boss to take a flying f***. Drink copiously first.

I want to dance topless in the rain. What should I do?




pissthirstysub -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/13/2009 3:31:59 PM)

Just pick a nice tall tree
it's raining on me and my hammock




stella41b -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/13/2009 5:11:38 PM)

Call the Fire Department.

I can't stop sneezing.




sappatoti -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/26/2009 11:00:25 AM)

Bury your face within your pet's mane. The fur should filter out the irritants.

The wristpad on my laptop is nearing the point where it's becoming too hot to type on the keyboard. What should I do?




sirsholly -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/26/2009 11:06:56 AM)

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The wristpad on my laptop is nearing the point where it's becoming too hot to type on the keyboard. What should I do?
cover it with a thick layer of ice cream. Reapply as needed.

Stupid allergies have me coughing my head off.




sappatoti -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/26/2009 11:11:35 AM)


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ORIGINAL: sirsholly
Stupid allergies have me coughing my head off.

Deep-throat a bottle brush. The bristles should pretty much clear out whatever is making you cough.

I couldn't find enough ice cream. Would marshmallow fluff work as well?




DemonKia -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/19/2009 12:43:55 PM)

Only if you shave the ice build-up out of your freezer & combine it with the fluff, & then freeze that . . . .

Student loan debt. What's to be done?




mnottertail -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/19/2009 12:45:43 PM)

you still a student? then fuck em.

where to get a million dollars




DemonKia -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/19/2009 1:02:48 PM)

lol

There's some Wall Street CEOs & derivatives traders who look kinda ripe fer the pluckin' . . .. . . & my, I bet there's quite a bit o' Robin Hood-ish sentiment about these days . .. . . .

Should methamphetamine addicts be trusted? How much?




CRYPTICLXVI -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/1/2011 11:01:34 AM)

Yes but only with cash, keys to your car, small children and more meth.

I am told that I am not a "people person" what should I do?




LillyBoPeep -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/1/2011 2:48:21 PM)

You are what you eat, you know? Get thyself a machete, a good skillet, and invite your most interesting friends over for dinner.

I think my next door neighbor might've stolen my rake -- what should i do?




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