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dorsaisgirl1 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/13/2006 10:03:05 PM)
to grow your hair faster pull it alot and sleep up side down how do i keep my son from moveing around when trying to change his dieppers

Takethiswaltz -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/13/2006 10:22:19 PM)
Easy. First thing in the morning, put several daipers on him, each on top of the other. then every few hours, take one off. This works, no?? I want a boob job but I have no money. How should i pay for it?

fergus -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/13/2006 10:29:38 PM)
Donate one for the price of the other ... at least you'd have one, and maybe there'd be a half-of sale. Should I varnish my cat? fergus

Takethiswaltz -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/13/2006 10:38:29 PM)
of course. a shiny cat is so pretty. if i wear smaller shoes, will my feet get shorter?

windy135 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/13/2006 10:42:25 PM)
Yes and if you wear bigger shoes your feet will bet bigger... I want to visit the moon. How can I accomplish this task?

SparklyAltoGirl -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/13/2006 10:43:38 PM)
Get a pogo stick and hold your breath. One of Daddys work shirts is missing a button but I don't sew. What should I do?

wytchywoman -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/13/2006 10:47:17 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SparklyAltoGirl One of Daddys work shirts is missing a button but I don't sew. What should I do? Glue it and hope it sticks.

Gauge -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/13/2006 10:48:08 PM)
quote: One of Daddys work shirts is missing a button but I don't sew. What should I do Staple the shirt to his chest. Use duct tape as a back up plan. I need to clean my microwave, is there an easy way to do it?

Takethiswaltz -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/13/2006 10:49:38 PM)
glue the shirt closed and tell him to pull it over his head. I want to rob a bank. How should I do this?

wytchywoman -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/13/2006 10:50:26 PM)
-whiness- I don't have a question. Does that mean I can't play anymore?

Gauge -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/13/2006 11:18:35 PM)
quote: I want to rob a bank. How should I do this? Well, first you dig around the foundation of the bank and then lift the bank from the foundation. You slip the bank into your pocket and walk casually back to your house where you can use a hammer to break open the bank and get the money out. I need to clean my microwave, is there an easy way to do it?

Gauge -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/13/2006 11:20:06 PM)
quote: -whiness- I don't have a question. Does that mean I can't play anymore? Yes it does. I am sure that you will come up with something to ask... give yourself time. If not try chocolate...

wytchywoman -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/13/2006 11:31:27 PM)
You poop head, Gauge!

BitaTruble -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/14/2006 12:08:16 AM)
quote: I need to clean my microwave, is there an easy way to do it? Put it in the dishwasher. Gauge has poop in his hair. What's the best way for him to get it out?

Twice -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/14/2006 12:08:17 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge I need to clean my microwave, is there an easy way to do it? Yes... microwave a bottle of 409. That should do the trick. I bought a pet fish. He's so pretty. Can I reach in the tank and pet him?

ChainedExistence -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/14/2006 12:08:51 AM)
Sure, that piranha will really enjoy that. I always forget to take out the trash and miss pick-up day..how can I remember it in time?

yourMissTress -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/14/2006 12:37:55 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ChainedExistence I always forget to take out the trash and miss pick-up day..how can I remember it in time? After your garbage is picked up this week, instead of putting the cans back in your garage, put them out on your curb for next week and put your garbage in a box. How do I get spots out of my eyes after pictures are taken?

Twice -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/14/2006 12:39:29 AM)
Simply remove your eyeballs with a fork. No more problems! I have bug bites that won't heal. How should I deal with this?

Oumae -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/14/2006 2:58:05 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Twice I have bug bites that won't heal. How should I deal with this? Stop biting them...squish them instead. My lawn mower is broken what should I do? Oumae

maybemaybenot -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/14/2006 3:04:03 AM)
Buy a few sheep and goats. Let them graze your lawn. I ran out of dental floss, how do I clean between my teeth and gums? mbmbn PS: quote: Gauge has poop in his hair. What's the best way for him to get it out? Poor Gauge, you've been waiting a while ,with poop in your hair, for some advice. I find a fine tooth comb works well for this problem. If it's really sticky dip the comb in 100 % hydrogen peroxide.

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