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FullCircle -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/14/2006 3:05:26 AM)
I tend to use stretched elastic bands when I run out of dental floss. How can I earn some extra money? I am so poor you see.

Oumae -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/14/2006 3:08:48 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: FullCircle Help how can I stop thinking about goats? Get your nanny to stop you kidding around [;)] How do I stop my bed creaking? Oumae

UtopianRanger -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/14/2006 3:12:16 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: FullCircle Buy a heard of goats. Help how can I stop thinking about goats? Go to your local video store and rent one of Rob Zombie's satanically themed masterpieces! I was painting a few bedrooms in my house and I spilled the whole gallon of what I thought to be latex {But it was oil based} on my hardwood floor. What should I do?

FullCircle -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/14/2006 3:16:20 AM)
Answer 1. Sleep on a concrete slab but be extra careful with the sex games. Answer 2. Set the floor on fire to burn off all the excess oil. How can I minimise the risk of posting answers to questions that are answered just before I post my answer?

maybemaybenot -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/14/2006 3:21:31 AM)
Take a course in risk management and apply your new knowledge. I need to grout my tub, but don't know how. Can anyone tell me? mbmbn

FullCircle -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/14/2006 3:47:51 AM)
Grout is a simple mixture of toothpaste and butter. Just apply and wait to dry. My DVD ROM drive has stopped working please help me I can’t watch porn.

Twice -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/14/2006 3:52:22 AM)
Watch this (http://www.kornerson.com/media/qplay2.asp?m=200604/_cartoon.flv) instead! (NWS) I need to feed my mice, but they're out of their normal food. What should I feed them?

FullCircle -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/14/2006 3:56:09 AM)
Mice often enjoy the odd nibble of paper it is well known. If you have no paper they also enjoy pencil sharpenings or little itty bitty chucks from an eraser. My mini bar is empty and the hotel refuses point blank to restock it, what should I do?

Twice -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/14/2006 3:58:28 AM)
Eat the conceirge. I have class in 2 hours. I haven't slept yet. What should I do?

windy135 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/14/2006 4:00:15 AM)
Bring sleeping bag, pillow, and alarm clock to class. Set alarm clock for one hour and nap.. let alarm go off for 4 or 5 min. I have heart burn what should I do?

MLskajira -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/14/2006 4:08:46 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: windy135 I have heart burn what should I do? eat a taco and drink some whiskey, that should do the trick. my dog keeps tying her lead around the trees in the yard, how can this teach her not to do that?

maybemaybenot -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/14/2006 4:11:32 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: windy135 my dog keeps tying her lead around the trees in the yard, how can this teach her not to do that? You can't... cut down the tree. I am planting Morning Glories tomorrow. How early do I need to get up? mbmbn

mnottertail -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/14/2006 4:56:14 AM)
It is not a glorious morning somewhere, stay in bed. How do I become un-addicted to collarme?

kisshou -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/14/2006 5:07:57 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail It is not a glorious morning somewhere, stay in bed. How do I become un-addicted to collarme? You meet up with a beautiful submissive women you met on the site and live happily ever after :) I have been trained to be pleasing, how do I give bad advice?

FullCircle -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/14/2006 6:25:22 AM)
Just be honest and most people will think it is bad advice anyway. How do I check if my stapler is about to run out?

Evanesce -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/14/2006 6:34:05 AM)
quote: How do I check if my stapler is about to run out? Watch to see if its little feet have started to move. How can I become independently wealthy?

UtopianRanger -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/14/2006 6:44:34 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Evanesce quote: How do I check if my stapler is about to run out? Watch to see if its little feet have started to move. How can I become independently wealthy? Take every penny you've ever saved and invest in Pokemon cards. My Cessna just crash landed in the British Columbian outback. I'm ok and want walk out, but I don't have a map or a compass. What should I do?

MLskajira -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/14/2006 6:50:23 AM)
eat the moss that grows on the south side of the trees my neighbor has the hots for me, but i think hes ugly. how do i turn him down politely?

Twice -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/14/2006 7:12:14 AM)
Don't. Use him as a fuck toy. Make him wear a mask. I want to buy an exotic pet. What kinds should I look at?

SparklyAltoGirl -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/14/2006 8:37:52 AM)
Lions or tigers are charming and cuddly creatures. Make sure to keep it in a small cage when you aren't home. I've gotten melted wax all over my bedsheets. How can I get it off?

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