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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/14/2006 4:22:46 PM

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As for wax on bed sheets, depending upon material they are made of; use a hand held hair dryer on medium to medium high setting and blow air on to the waxed area, when wax softens, you should be able to loosen with a small kitchen serrated cooking knife or kitchen spoon. {Saw this on Martha Stewart's Living program several years ago when she was trying to remove candle wax from a table cloth.}

I always thought Martha Stewart was one kinky bitch. Hope she enjoyed her jail time.

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/14/2006 4:25:22 PM

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I'm thinking of changing my piercings...what do you suggest?

Clip on earrings.That's the way to go.

I think I need a life. Where can I buy one?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/14/2006 4:25:24 PM

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To enjoy jail time, it helps to have a big friend named "Bubbles".

Is a lick as good as a wipe?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/14/2006 4:41:59 PM

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I think I need a life. Where can I buy one?

WalMart. They are made in China so they won't last long.

I am not sure I want to watch TV tonight. Is there anything else I can do for entertainment?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/14/2006 4:50:53 PM

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I am not sure I want to watch TV tonight. Is there anything else I can do for entertainment?

Yes. You can stay here and sit and post to these random stupidity boards.

I couldn't afford the life at Walmart. Now where do I try to buy one?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/14/2006 5:04:14 PM

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Gauge has poop in his hair. What's the best way for him to get it out?

Shave his head and start over.
Where are all the subbies in KS?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/14/2006 5:11:11 PM

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Where are all the subbies in KS?

Dorothy clicked her ruby red slippers and all the subs in Kansas went away.

Can I find out who the man behind that curtain really is?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/14/2006 5:14:51 PM

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Is there a way to remove paint from hardwood without chemicals?

Try a power sander or blow torch.
My cats won't hold still to get their claws trimmed and duct tape just make 'em mad.

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/14/2006 5:18:38 PM

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Can I find out who the man behind that curtain really is?

Peek under the hem.
rope is soooo expensive, can I use duct tape instead?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/14/2006 6:01:43 PM

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rope is soooo expensive, can I use duct tape instead?

Sure you can. But twine is even cheaper thaan duct tape.

I need to shut that horny female cat up. Any advice on that one?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/14/2006 7:07:26 PM

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I need to shut that horny female cat up. Any advice on that one?

Well, not sure how to shut the cat up, but you can play Britney Spears music really loud and that will drown out the cat. And most likely the cat will take off to get away from it, so that should solve the problem.

I have an interview Monday for the job of my dreams, any advice on how to make a really good impression?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/14/2006 7:48:04 PM

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/14/2006 7:48:08 PM

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Going topless always helps.

I need a tough man to make a tender chicken, what should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/14/2006 7:50:13 PM

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Find out where Col. Sanders is burried and dig him up.

Tomorrow night my sister in law is teaching me how to make a traditional Greek Easter dinner.
What should I wear?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/14/2006 8:23:06 PM

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A tutu and pasties oughta fit right in.

How do you get false eyelashes on straight if you have to close your eyes to put 'em on?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/14/2006 9:08:44 PM

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Have your blind neighbor give you a hand and make sure to use crazy glue.

How can i make my feet softer

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/14/2006 9:18:17 PM

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I hear that walking on hot coals does nicely.

Four of the buttons on my comuter arent working (guess which ones. What should I do

Edited on my other computer to add: It's the P, comma, right parentheses and question mark, by the way. I'm thinking percussive maitenance on the laptop is necessary.

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/14/2006 9:35:35 PM

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Four of the buttons on my comuter arent working (guess which ones. What should I do

I wold cal tecnical spport and see wht thy hav to say

How do I keep my bedsheets from pulling out in the middle of the night?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/14/2006 9:44:50 PM

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It sounds like your keyboard has a bad trace. The only realistic solution is to replace it. Laptop keyboards are proprietary, so you'll have to contact the manufacturer or a local authorized service centre. They're typically fairly reasonable in price. A Toshiba, for example, typically runs about $45 USD. Dell, on the other hand, can run $130 USD fairly easily (that's where Dell makes their money - produce crap that fails at nearly insane prices, then kill people on the parts after the warranty ends).

In the meantime, you could plug in an external keyboard (either PS/2, if your laptop has a port for it - most do, or USB). That'll work for now until you can get the built in one sorted out.

Good luck.

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/14/2006 9:48:43 PM

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How do I keep my bedsheets from pulling out in the middle of the night?

Have four slaves stand sentry during the night, keeping them (and you) tucked in properly throughout your nightly slumber.

I just broke a fingernail, what should I do?

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