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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/14/2006 10:01:37 PM   
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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/14/2006 10:04:37 PM   
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How do I keep my bedsheets from pulling out in the middle of the night?


Have four slaves stand sentry during the night, keeping them (and you) tucked in properly throughout your nightly slumber.

I just broke a fingernail, what should I do?




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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/14/2006 10:11:14 PM   
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How do I keep the water from squirting out all over my blouse when I squeeze it out of my tuna can?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/14/2006 10:11:19 PM   
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Here is the object of this thread. Someone asks for advice and you then give it to them but it is very bad advice. You then post your own question.

Note: None of the advice is to be followed... if you do follow the advice you are solely responsible for the results... plus you should really be sedated.


DOES ANYONE READ HOW TO "PLAY" BEFORE THEY JUST REPLY TO THESE THREADS???  I bet they just start to assemble things without reading the directions...
(*beats head into wall*)

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/14/2006 10:14:29 PM   
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How do I keep the water from squirting out all over my blouse when I squeeze it out of my tuna can?


Simple... don't keep your blouse in a tuna can.

I really need to organize my bookshelf and DVDs. Is there an easy way to do that?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/14/2006 10:15:46 PM   
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How do I keep the water from squirting out all over my blouse when I squeeze it out of my tuna can?


Go topless during food preparation...

How do I remove unsightly soap scum rings from the bathtub?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/14/2006 10:36:07 PM   
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How do I remove unsightly soap scum rings from the bathtub?


The products on the market are a waste of time.  Just take a blow torch to the soap scum rings and that should get rid of them.

My best friend's husband keeps making a pass at me everytime we are alone together.  How should I deal with this?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/14/2006 10:39:40 PM   
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My best friend's husband keeps making a pass at me everytime we are alone together.  How should I deal with this?


Visit him in the wee hours of the night and place a bat in his trousers.

I really need to organize my bookshelf and DVDs. Is there an easy way to do that?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/14/2006 10:46:46 PM   
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My best friend's husband keeps making a pass at me everytime we are alone together.  How should I deal with this?




Tell him to ask his wife if you can have sex with him because you're her slave.

My girlfriend has decided she's a lesbian and hates men.  How do I win her back?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/14/2006 10:54:45 PM   
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My dog chewed one of my favorite shoes...what should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/14/2006 11:27:01 PM   
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My dog chewed one of my favorite shoes...what should I do?


Get yourself a tool called an "awl" used to punch small holes in leather.  Take the other shoe in the pair and punch a bunch of holes in it resembling teeth marks so that you have a matching pair.  Then wear your shoes with pride.

When anyone asks what happened to your shoes, roll your eyes, look at them condescendingly and say, "Where have YOU been?  This is the latest style and this is how they are supposed to look."


There is a peeping tom in the neighborhood.  I have caught him peering in my windows several times.  I call the police each time, but he runs away before they get here.  Any tips on how I should deal with him?  I'm thinking of taking matters into my own hands because the police don't get here soon enough.

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/15/2006 12:23:19 AM   
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My girlfriend has decided she's a lesbian and hates men. How do I win her back?


Get a sex change operation

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There is a peeping tom in the neighborhood. I have caught him peering in my windows several times. I call the police each time, but he runs away before they get here. Any tips on how I should deal with him? I'm thinking of taking matters into my own hands because the police don't get here soon enough.


tape life sized pictures of a naked Roseanne Barr on every window he can look into


I have the song Lola stuck in my head - how do i get it out ?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/15/2006 3:11:12 AM   
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Status: offline 		Answer 1. Paint all your windows black.

Answer 2. Replace said tune with jingle bells instead. I’ll help you

Dashing through the snow
In a one horse open sleigh
O'er the fields we go
Laughing all the way
Bells on bob tails ring
Making spirits bright
What fun it is to laugh and sing
A sleighing song tonight

Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one horse open sleigh
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one horse open sleigh

A day or two ago
I thought I'd take a ride
And soon Miss Fanny Bright
Was seated by my side
The horse was lean and lank
Misfortune seemed his lot
We got into a drifted bank
And then we got upsot

Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one horse open sleigh
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one horse open sleigh yeah

Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one horse open sleigh
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one horse open sleigh


I keep getting pictures of my thumb in camera shots. How can I avoid this?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/15/2006 3:23:54 AM   
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I keep getting pictures of my thumb in camera shots. How can I avoid this?


Turn the camera around so it is facing you...

I'm a dizzy blonde, what should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/15/2006 3:33:08 AM   
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I'm a dizzy blonde, what should I do?


Stop spinning around.

My friend is all loved up and wants all of us to be too.... what do we do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/15/2006 7:08:46 AM   
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Status: offline 		Tell her you are quite happy as you are sleeping with her boyfriend. If she is the polyamorous type I have no advice.

My neighbour keeps vacuuming his house to annoy me what should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/15/2006 7:42:20 AM   
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I keep killing my houseplants, what can I do to prevent this?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/15/2006 7:49:27 AM   
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Blow up the transformer for your neighborhood so he can't plug in his vaccuum.

I keep killing my houseplants, what can I do to prevent this?




put them outside.

my bathtub it too small for 2 people, how should i deal with this?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/15/2006 8:05:12 AM   
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i think i'm addicted to coffee, what should i do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/15/2006 8:09:01 AM   
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i think i'm addicted to coffee, what should i do?




Why keep drinking it of course!

I'm packing up to move and i keep taping my hand to the box.  As a result, i spend the rest of the day having to carry the box around.  It's really slowing me down.  What should i do?

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