Aneirin -> RE: The British ? (6/22/2010 7:01:06 AM)
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ORIGINAL: Aneirin But I also have reverted to the use of a foreign language in the presence of my countrymen, Have you ever pretended to be a foreigner in the presence of other brits in the UK ? Now the UK if full to the gunnels with foreigners, it works a treat. Next time you get approached by chuggers [charity muggers] , just hold out a hand, and look totally bewildered and say " No speaky the English." I find it works best in my Bulgarian drawl I often don't need to as people generally leave me alone except security guards and cops, it must be something to do with my appearance as I am not sending out mental waves saying come to, come to me, for I am different from the norm, so am an obvious threat. If it isn't that, just what is it, as I always seem to be a magnet for authority figures. I do when confronted by figures of authority speak in my best Queen's English devoid of accent, which I have been told comes across as upper class, for I can assimilate accents well, due to a long held interest in the more picturesque speech and it's etymology. Speaking how I do with these people and with perfect politeness and courtesy does take them aback somewhat and I see that, for I can only guess what they are expecting. What also works with chuggers, is mentioning but one word, and this works for in store loyalty card sales people as well, whether it is true or not, the word Unemployed fends them off.
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