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RE: Masturbation - 7/8/2010 3:32:19 PM

Missokyst

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Maybe the gum has a numbing agent instead of that other powdery stuff they put on top to keep it from sticking. LOL that would be hilarious. Guys wouldnt feel a stroking motion after making a bathroom trip and they would be drooling all day. Ahh heck.. this would be a perfect adult skit for that old show Candid Camera.

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ORIGINAL: AQuietSimpleMan

How exactly is Gum supposed to stop me from Jacking it?

I see why it Failed.

Trust me I can jerk and chew gum and read a Movie Script at the same time.

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RE: Masturbation - 7/8/2010 3:36:04 PM

LaserKitty

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I did too!! and these too:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kJWoaxlykg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AofzLsvTsM0

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RE: Masturbation - 7/8/2010 3:39:41 PM

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Masturbation is for the sexually insane. Behave yourselves you pack of degenerates.

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