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DarlingSavage -> RE: What is your test? (7/8/2010 9:30:07 AM)
I don't give "tests" and if I find out that they are? They are gone! I am SO not into that, been there, done that, it was wierd! people who "test" people are sick and need professional help.

mstrjx -> RE: What is your test? (7/8/2010 10:53:02 AM)
See, the Russian man was my bitch, and he proved his worthlessness by NOT taking (and giving me) the money. And on it goes.... Jeff

jujubeeMB -> RE: What is your test? (7/8/2010 12:23:27 PM)
What is up with the whole "let's see if you deserve to submit to me" shtick anyway? It's all over the site, and is like straight out of a jerky fantasy novel. Who wants to feel like that? Makes me want to go take a shower... When I submit, I want to feel like I'm doing so with someone whose energy is supporting and holding me the whole way. Not like I have to prove something to a superior being. Yuck.

myotherself -> RE: What is your test? (7/8/2010 1:27:45 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Jeffff quote: ORIGINAL: myotherself I met a guy about 2 years ago who seemed really nice on the phone and on email. I made it clear that the first meeting was totally non-kinky, and that we should use it to see if there was any kind of attraction/compatibility/etc. I wore a skirt, he immediately began crowing that I'd worn a skirt because he'd told me not to wear trousers and I was obeying. Sigh... I pointed out I'd been travelling for work for 2 weeks, had just got home that day and needed to do laundry. Anyway, while chatting he told me to go to the toilets, remove my underwear, return and hand them over to him. I told him that wasn't going to happen, and he started on the "a WEAL sub would do as she was told..." schtick. So I went to the toilets, had a wee, came out, walked straight past him and into the carpark. Got in my car, went home. Guess I failed the test [:D] What's with the plural of toilet?. In the states, we would go to the "toilet" or restroom or the "shitter", singular. Is this a Brit thing? Is your arse (nod to the brits) so large you require two? If so, where did you find a skirt so large? I need to know this! listen, you furry-assed pedant, there is usually more than one toilet (in separate cubicles) here in the UK - we're a sociable nation, after all! It's a simple thing to understand - you go to the toilet. It's not a restroom, or a bathroom. I've been to the US many times and never found a hammock or a bathtub in the room when I need a piss. [:D] But I ALWAYS found a toilet! Actually here in the UK we have our quaint little colloquialisms too. It's called the 'bog' or the 'loo'. Sometimes the 'crapper'. We has style too, yanno! And this bunny's ass is a size 10 dreeeeeeeeaaaaaaammmmm....and just lurvs to be spanked.....but not by you, fuzzbutt! [sm=ass.gif]

juliaoceania -> RE: What is your test? (7/8/2010 1:38:47 PM)
fast reply Although I did get a chuckle from some of the replies, I give this thread only a three out of five flogger rating.... it seems as though we as a group are getting rather predictable in our replies, and while we are still somewhat amusing, we are beginning to get somewhat formulaic

myotherself -> RE: What is your test? (7/8/2010 1:44:26 PM)
do you think I should have mocked Jeffffff for his lack of fur, maybe? Any suggestions on humiliating an anteater would be very welcome [:D]

NorthernGent -> RE: What is your test? (7/8/2010 1:44:31 PM)
Can you absail down the side of my home....smash your way in through the window.....and make your way to the stove while I try and take your knee caps off with a bazooka...... You can do that.....then you get an interview.

divi -> RE: What is your test? (7/8/2010 1:45:53 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: myotherself do you think I should have mocked Jeffffff for his lack of fur, maybe? Any suggestions on humiliating an anteater would be very welcome [:D] (imo) Jeff deserves it ...

juliaoceania -> RE: What is your test? (7/8/2010 1:46:40 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: myotherself do you think I should have mocked Jeffffff for his lack of fur, maybe? Any suggestions on humiliating an anteater would be very welcome [:D] The anteater jokes are still funny, we have gotten a lot of mileage out of them, but I worry that one day we will see an anteater joke and say "Hmmmm, that just doesn't have the same punch it used to"

mstrjx -> RE: What is your test? (7/8/2010 1:47:05 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: juliaoceania fast reply We are beginning to get somewhat formulaic And when somebody takes your snark seriously (via email), you KNOW it's time to change the tune. Jeff

juliaoceania -> RE: What is your test? (7/8/2010 1:50:16 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mstrjx quote: ORIGINAL: juliaoceania fast reply We are beginning to get somewhat formulaic And when somebody takes your snark seriously (via email), you KNOW it's time to change the tune. Jeff Did that happen to you? How we suffer for our humor....

DarkSteven -> RE: What is your test? (7/8/2010 2:00:30 PM)
Whenever a problem arises, we discuss it. If she's not willing to work through it with me, she just failed the test.

divi -> RE: What is your test? (7/8/2010 2:04:51 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: juliaoceania quote: ORIGINAL: mstrjx quote: ORIGINAL: juliaoceania fast reply We are beginning to get somewhat formulaic And when somebody takes your snark seriously (via email), you KNOW it's time to change the tune. Jeff Did that happen to you? How we suffer for our humor.... Julia I miss the view of your clevage

leadership527 -> RE: What is your test? (7/8/2010 2:16:21 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: jujubeeMB What is up with the whole "let's see if you deserve to submit to me" shtick anyway? It's all over the site, and is like straight out of a jerky fantasy novel. Who wants to feel like that? Makes me want to go take a shower... Oh come now... it's easy for everyone to get all up in arms about the word "testing" but as was noted in the OP, we ALL in some way or another evaluate our partners for suitability. You can call that a test if you want. When I met Carol, I evaluated her based on her emotional availability and honesty among other things. She "passed the test". Is that so evil?

DarlingSavage -> RE: What is your test? (7/8/2010 2:27:34 PM)
I believe that's called discernment.

jujubeeMB -> RE: What is your test? (7/8/2010 2:36:42 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: leadership527 Oh come now... it's easy for everyone to get all up in arms about the word "testing" but as was noted in the OP, we ALL in some way or another evaluate our partners for suitability. You can call that a test if you want. When I met Carol, I evaluated her based on her emotional availability and honesty among other things. She "passed the test". Is that so evil? "Let's see if we're compatible and share values" is somewhat different than "let's see if you deserve to submit to me." And you know it [;)]

DarlingSavage -> RE: What is your test? (7/8/2010 3:18:25 PM)
jujubee, you're so smart!

leadership527 -> RE: What is your test? (7/8/2010 3:19:43 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: jujubeeMB "Let's see if we're compatible and share values" is somewhat different than "let's see if you deserve to submit to me." And you know it [;)] I kind of know it... but in the end, doesn't it all work out the same way? Carol and I "tested" each other. The fact that it was done subtly doesn't change that, it only means that the things we were interested in couldn't be demonstrated with a simple yes/no question or demonstration of an action. The fact that there were a wide variety of factors involved beyond simply "can you deep throat me?" only speaks to our own personal sense of what's important. (and on an unrelated note, Carol's test of me makes one of the funniest stories of our marriage chuckles) More on topic though, I definitely "test" subs I meet nowadays -- well, subs I might want to dom anyway. I've learned a lot about what I like and don't from Carol and when I met a sub online who was confused about whether she was submissive or not I absolutely tested her. Again, it was done subtly but it was done all the same before she got my [online] collar. I suppose though, to be fair, I'm always open to alternatives too. There's at least one submissive here who I like a great deal who definitely doesn't fit Carol's mold. She's more the "dominant by day, sub by night" sort of person which I generally eschew -- which again speaks to me caring about a wide variety of factors being simply the "submission" angle.

juliaoceania -> RE: What is your test? (7/8/2010 3:40:46 PM)
quote: Julia I miss the view of your clevage I get into exhibitionist moods, then they pass

AQuietSimpleMan -> RE: What is your test? (7/8/2010 4:17:18 PM)
Offered by a Domme/sub couple from my local area when asked this question. quote: "I now hold them underwater for awhile. If they can hold and not freak out then eating my pussy will be no issue at all. If they can't handle it then they have to sign a waiver first." It made perfect sense to me. QSM

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