popeye1250
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Julia, hey,......I think I like this religion; "action through inaction". ( "Taoism, the Lazy Man's Religion!")No need to go to church every week, do you guys at least have any type of meetings or conventions or anything like that? You know, a bunch of Taoists rent hotels in differant cities for a "convention", wear funny hats and chase whores up and down the hallways,... things like that? I'd be a great Taoist! "Hey! You can't chase whores up and down the hallways!" "Sure I can, I'm a Taoist! It's part of our "Religion" "You know, the "Mother Earth thing!" "Oh, OK, sorry, just try not to disturb the other guests." Yup, Julia and Popeye,...Taoists! I would like to see you meditate for at least 20 minutes a day and then call me lazy... whatever dude.... I could say that organized church religion is for the mentally lazy, but I don't believe that is necessarily true.... Hey, there's my fellow Taoist! Meditate for twenty minutes a day? Sure, I could do that on the treadmill at the gym instead of looking at the strippers from the local "Gentlemen's Clubs" who come in to "firm up" and hope that I don't get a boner. "OHnnnnnnn, OHnnnnnn", oh, or is it, "Ommmmmmmm, Ommmmmmm?" Oh Julia, do we have a "greeting" when us Taoists meet, you know like "Hail Moonbeam", "Fellow Enlightened One", something like that?
< Message edited by popeye1250 -- 7/18/2010 5:39:38 PM >
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