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realwhiteknight -> RE: It is quite possible....... (7/22/2010 2:49:32 PM)
quote: People have also been known to throw popcorn at gals with lopsided titties. Seems an effective strategy for even-ing out the breast asymmetry. I like this method much more than the prospect of going under the knife. How come no one told me about it before?

juliaoceania -> RE: It is quite possible....... (7/22/2010 2:51:31 PM)
quote: Rho, are we allowed to say eHarmony here? Is it against the TOS? Those bastards are eHarmony are real sadists, if you are into that sort of thing, I would definitely recommend it.. For example, they promised that they would find three matches within 3 months... I lived in a mid-sized city.. well they had three matches alright... one of which was this engineer looking for a mommy for his kids, a bed warmer, and someone to clean house to his persnickety expectations... and I thought "what about me fits with his 27 dimensions of compatibility?"

LadyPact -> RE: It is quite possible....... (7/22/2010 2:52:54 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LaTigresse Ohhhhhh, what an excellent idea LadyP! I shall go search my blue trash can and see if I can lure some hapless soul over!! (sacrificing myself for the cause and all....) Bring one that would look especially good being called "twatwaffle". I don't know why, but that's one of My favorites.

LaTigresse -> RE: It is quite possible....... (7/22/2010 2:54:12 PM)
I adore twatwaffle!!!

realwhiteknight -> RE: It is quite possible....... (7/22/2010 2:54:45 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: brainiacsub FR~ I came to this party a little late...glad I missed it. All I can say is I'm going over to eHarmony. I hear they are nicer over there. I even like the sound of it...eHarmony (...sigghhhssss...). Rho, are we allowed to say eHarmony here? Is it against the TOS? E-har.. vomits reflexively

domiguy -> RE: It is quite possible....... (7/22/2010 2:57:10 PM)
(in all seriousness) I was talking to a woman that said that she has gotten a pile of cock shots on eharmony. She was kind of a vile whore...Maybe you fuckers send out some sort of an online pheromone? I guess cock shots are harmonious. They make us as one with our surroundings and the great spirit. As I gaze at my cock a calming presence has filled my being.

VaguelyCurious -> RE: It is quite possible....... (7/22/2010 2:57:45 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyPact Maybe we just need a troll to roast. If we wait five minutes, I'm sure some clueless knob will come along and everybody will get a turn. Gawd, Lady P, the things I do for you (you'd better appreciate this). I am the LordessTrueOnlyOne and I know the OneTrueWayofMistressery!!!!!!! BOW before me, bitches! You are all my slave submissive bottoms now! Even you, Pact! Actually, especially you! You only think you're dominant because you haven't met the right master yet, but I'm here to make your knees weaken and your knickers fall off [ed: I typed 'knockers' instead by accident but I'd rather not give you an accidental mastectomy...] with my TRUE MISTRESSERY. You will ALL BE MINE!! ESCPECIALLY THE PURPLE WRITING LADY. I AM LORDESSTRUEONLYONEVC, HEAR ME ROOOOOOOAAAAAAR. Flame away :D

domiguy -> RE: It is quite possible....... (7/22/2010 3:01:22 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: brainiacsub FR~ I came to this party a little late...glad I missed it. All I can say is I'm going over to eHarmony. I hear they are nicer over there. I even like the sound of it...eHarmony (...sigghhhssss...). Rho, are we allowed to say eHarmony here? Is it against the TOS? It does sound better than my idea for a dating website.... I will get to it right after I complete my prototype of the "fishing rod sling." Asstomouth.com where you will meet the man of your dreams and his poo.

realwhiteknight -> RE: It is quite possible....... (7/22/2010 3:10:01 PM)
Can you believe, that url hasn't been taken yet??! Shocking!

UniqueRaven -> RE: It is quite possible....... (7/22/2010 3:13:43 PM)
And why do all the threads have to come back to poo? Seriously, what is up with that? [:D] Can't we at least just stick with the popcorn? [sm=popcorn.gif]

LaTigresse -> RE: It is quite possible....... (7/22/2010 3:18:11 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LaTigresse Ohhhhhh, what an excellent idea LadyP! I shall go search my blue trash can and see if I can lure some hapless soul over!! (sacrificing myself for the cause and all....) One of my 'invitations' has been read!

RedStapler -> RE: It is quite possible....... (7/22/2010 3:18:51 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: UniqueRaven And why do all the threads have to come back to poo? Seriously, what is up with that? [:D] Can't we at least just stick with the popcorn? [sm=popcorn.gif] Because. (this was actually nominated for an Emmy!)

juliaoceania -> RE: It is quite possible....... (7/22/2010 3:22:17 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: RedStapler quote: ORIGINAL: UniqueRaven And why do all the threads have to come back to poo? Seriously, what is up with that? [:D] Can't we at least just stick with the popcorn? [sm=popcorn.gif] Because. (this was actually nominated for an Emmy!) And there is this too http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NicJcAx5sD0&feature=related

Jeffff -> RE: It is quite possible....... (7/22/2010 3:24:56 PM)
Back when I had given all this up for a while I had 3 dates on e-harmony. #1 came to the door in ratty jeans and new Jay Cutler jersey and blue crocks. She talked baby talk and sent me an " I am falling in love with you" email the next morning. #2 had posted a picture at least 5 years and 60 lbs old. She was so tanned I did not have to wonder what she would look like when she was 70, she was pre-wrinkled for my convenience. Then she used the "n" word twice during a quickly interrupted dinner. #3 had a tattoo of every dead pet she ever owned on her legs along with their birth and death days and an adorable saying. Since e-harmony claims they are matching you to 99% of your personality I had no choice but to come to the conclusion that is was seriously fucked in the head. After all it couldn't be their methods, it MUST be me. I said fuck it and came back here.

juliaoceania -> RE: It is quite possible....... (7/22/2010 3:27:05 PM)
There was also the guy who was a batman fan.... a serious batman fan, and he was a biker.... Again, what part of that am I compatible with?

UniqueRaven -> RE: It is quite possible....... (7/22/2010 3:27:58 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: juliaoceania quote: ORIGINAL: RedStapler quote: ORIGINAL: UniqueRaven And why do all the threads have to come back to poo? Seriously, what is up with that? [:D] Can't we at least just stick with the popcorn? [sm=popcorn.gif] Because. (this was actually nominated for an Emmy!) And there is this too http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NicJcAx5sD0&feature=related Oh Good Lord, it's the "Circle of Poo," even. Only on South Park....[8\|] [:D]

UniqueRaven -> RE: It is quite possible....... (7/22/2010 3:29:02 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: RedStapler quote: ORIGINAL: UniqueRaven And why do all the threads have to come back to poo? Seriously, what is up with that? [:D] Can't we at least just stick with the popcorn? [sm=popcorn.gif] Because. (this was actually nominated for an Emmy!) Aaaaaand once again i'm reminded of how i'm about to cancel my Cable. Books anyone? [:D]

Jeffff -> RE: It is quite possible....... (7/22/2010 3:29:21 PM)
I don't think you can call it love if you have never had poo on your dick. That was one of my e-harmony questions. " Can I get some of your poo on my dick"

UniqueRaven -> RE: It is quite possible....... (7/22/2010 3:35:22 PM)
My e-harmony experience was where even though i live in a major metropolitan area (hello, Austin, anyone??) all my matches were a minimum of a 100 miles away. Perhaps it's the slave thing. Or maybe i should have checked yes to the "Can you have my poo on your dick" question...

VideoAdminRho -> RE: It is quite possible....... (7/22/2010 3:36:10 PM)
quote: Rho, are we allowed to say eHarmony here? Is it against the TOS? No, it isn't against TOS to say eHarmony here. You can also say alt.com, bondage.com, takeninhand.com, and fetlife.com. [:D] Gotta say, though, a couple of the other posters don't sound too impressed with the place. [;)]

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