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brainiacsub -> RE: It is quite possible....... (7/22/2010 4:32:15 PM)


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ORIGINAL: domiguy


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ORIGINAL: brainiacsub

I got your Rod Sling right here.


There are 27 dimensions of compatibility on eharmony? Wow. Not saying I am shallow but I don't think I could possibly have more than two dimensions to my personality.

would they set me up with a fern? or some gravel?

Please, don't sell yourself short. You have at least 3 dimensions, one for each hole. I think a bowling ball would do just nicely.



LadyPact -> RE: It is quite possible....... (7/22/2010 4:34:42 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyPact

It could happen.  Really.

<Sigh>

Maybe we just need a troll to roast.  If we wait five minutes, I'm sure some clueless knob will come along and everybody will get a turn.


OK.  It took longer than five minutes.  Here we go.

http://www.collarchat.com/m_3325354/tm.htm

Flame on.



Toppingfrmbottom -> RE: It is quite possible....... (7/22/2010 4:36:46 PM)

Daddy was on E harmony at one point, and they told him they wbere not capable of  finding him a match.

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ORIGINAL: UniqueRaven

My e-harmony experience was



VideoAdminRho -> RE: It is quite possible....... (7/22/2010 4:38:55 PM)

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Can I at least have a custom sig that says "Smarter than Domiguy" ?

Afraid you will have to ask Alpha, the official dispenser of custom titles. [:D]



domiguy -> RE: It is quite possible....... (7/22/2010 4:40:25 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Toppingfrmbottom

Daddy was on E harmony at one point, and they told him they wbere not capable of  finding him a match.



whoda seen that one coming?

I wonder which one of the 27 dimensions of compatibility fucked him up?



laurell3 -> RE: It is quite possible....... (7/22/2010 4:43:37 PM)


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ORIGINAL: LadyPact

It could happen.  Really.

<Sigh>

Maybe we just need a troll to roast.  If we wait five minutes, I'm sure some clueless knob will come along and everybody will get a turn.


I haven't read all 5 pages, I do believe it has happened. I'm pleased to find that the impressions I had of those involved are not tarnished by their lack of introspection.

Domi still owes me beer and a jersey! The asshole!




domiguy -> RE: It is quite possible....... (7/22/2010 4:48:17 PM)

If you two fucking, poo throwing monkeys could have pulled yourself off of each other for a single moment you would have got your damn jersey.

I have it.....It 's a lovely home Jersey, white, blue pinstripes bearing the player's name "Do me in the can" I think he's Hawaiian.



laurell3 -> RE: It is quite possible....... (7/22/2010 4:54:23 PM)

You owe me wine and a jersey you bastard!

[;)]



Toppingfrmbottom -> RE: It is quite possible....... (7/22/2010 7:04:05 PM)

Who knows[:D]

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ORIGINAL: domiguy

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ORIGINAL: Toppingfrmbottom

Daddy was on E harmony at one point, and they told him they wbere not capable of  finding him a match.



whoda seen that one coming?

I wonder which one of the 27 dimensions of compatibility fucked him up?



realwhiteknight -> RE: It is quite possible....... (7/22/2010 8:33:01 PM)

God I love this thread.



laurell3 -> RE: It is quite possible....... (7/22/2010 8:35:04 PM)

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ORIGINAL: domiguy

If you two fucking, poo throwing monkeys could have pulled yourself off of each other for a single moment you would have got your damn jersey.

I have it.....It 's a lovely home Jersey, white, blue pinstripes bearing the player's name "Do me in the can" I think he's Hawaiian.



haha woot! (yes I'm a nerd) I finally get my jersey (although not really what I was wishing for)! I don't do poo, retract that or I will unleash a shitstorm on your ass...haha just kidding!



laurell3 -> RE: It is quite possible....... (7/22/2010 8:44:07 PM)


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ORIGINAL: juliaoceania


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ORIGINAL: Jeffff

It's a long heart wrenching story. You would laugh and cry and at the end stand up and applaud.......

Only to realize it wasn't the end and everyone else in the audience was booing and yelling and throwing popcorn at you.


We aren't talking about the last time you had sex, silly...



Hey there! The last time he had sex was NOTHING like that... I cannot comment on the chicks that came before me or the audience...uh yeah...not going there.....nm



laurell3 -> RE: It is quite possible....... (7/22/2010 8:47:59 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Jeffff

Back when I had given all this up for a while I had 3 dates on e-harmony.

#1 came to the door in ratty jeans and new Jay Cutler jersey and blue crocks. She talked baby talk and sent me an " I am falling in love with you" email the next morning.

#2 had posted a picture at least 5 years and 60 lbs old. She was so tanned I did not have to wonder what she would look like when she was 70, she was pre-wrinkled for my convenience. Then she used the "n" word twice during a quickly interrupted dinner.

#3 had a tattoo of every dead pet she ever owned on her legs along with their birth and death days and an adorable saying.

Since e-harmony claims they are matching you to 99% of your personality I had no choice but to come to the conclusion that is was seriously fucked in the head. After all it couldn't be their methods, it MUST be me.

I said fuck it and came back here.



I'm so fucking glad you did...yeah, yeah I'm overly sappy and I suck...bite me.



juliaoceania -> RE: It is quite possible....... (7/22/2010 8:48:15 PM)


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ORIGINAL: laurell3


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ORIGINAL: juliaoceania


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ORIGINAL: Jeffff

It's a long heart wrenching story. You would laugh and cry and at the end stand up and applaud.......

Only to realize it wasn't the end and everyone else in the audience was booing and yelling and throwing popcorn at you.


We aren't talking about the last time you had sex, silly...



Hey there! The last time he had sex was NOTHING like that... I cannot comment on the chicks that came before me or the audience...uh yeah...not going there.....nm


I am glad one of you was awake enough to respond....[:D]



laurell3 -> RE: It is quite possible....... (7/22/2010 8:55:12 PM)


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ORIGINAL: juliaoceania


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ORIGINAL: laurell3


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ORIGINAL: domiguy

The same old same old. Unfortunately, nothing new.


That's so not true, if nothing else, my esteem of you moved up a notch today Domi.


Yeah, well he tries to make everyone think he is mean.... but he is just a marshmallow center.


Just so you know, we've previously established that marshmellow center is sperm.



juliaoceania -> RE: It is quite possible....... (7/22/2010 8:56:23 PM)

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Just so you know, we've previously established that marshmellow center is sperm.


I am not sure whether to be aroused or disgusted by this



realwhiteknight -> RE: It is quite possible....... (7/22/2010 10:24:20 PM)

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ORIGINAL: juliaoceania

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Just so you know, we've previously established that marshmellow center is sperm.


I am not sure whether to be aroused or disgusted by this


The words 'marshmallow' and  'sperm' should not be found together in one sentence. It's ungodly.



heartcream -> RE: It is quite possible....... (7/22/2010 10:31:54 PM)


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ORIGINAL: juliaoceania

There was also the guy who was a batman fan.... a serious batman fan, and he was a biker....


Again, what part of that am I compatible with?


Yosemite Sam, Batman? You dont see the connection? Gurrrrlllll[8D]



GreedyTop -> RE: It is quite possible....... (7/22/2010 10:47:42 PM)

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ORIGINAL: RedStapler

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ORIGINAL: UniqueRaven

And why do all the threads have to come back to poo? Seriously, what is up with that? [:D]

Can't we at least just stick with the popcorn? [sm=popcorn.gif]


Because. (this was actually nominated for an Emmy!)



ok, I admit.. that made me giggle..

but usually when I hear 'poo', I think of Mike Rowe and Dirty Jobs



heartcream -> RE: It is quite possible....... (7/22/2010 10:49:39 PM)

It seemed this thread was some sort of poetic thrust at world peace? World Peace would be cool. I dont think peace would be boring at all.

But then it hopped to people who start new profiles but they are like regular posters.

I find that creepy. Beyond. When I see a person interacting in the threads like they are totally comfortable, like they kinda know what is going on and yet they joined like a few days ago, I get creeped out a bit.

Then we switch to bad dates on other websites, or was that in the OP and I was too dense to understand it? Of course the regular fun thrown in the thread too. Brainiac love the new avatar nick! Let's ee how many folks get the word domiguy there...



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