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brainiacsub -> RE: It is quite possible....... (7/22/2010 3:36:40 PM)
You are a gosh darn liar. I happen to know FOR A FACT that poo tolerance is not one of the 27 dimensions of compatibility. You should be banned for lying.

Jeffff -> RE: It is quite possible....... (7/22/2010 3:38:03 PM)
Ok... that was a lie....... but the stories were real..... Actullay, they were more horrifying than I can type. You had to have lived them.

LaTigresse -> RE: It is quite possible....... (7/22/2010 3:40:09 PM)
I am now remembering my meetings with a few from Adultfriendfinder wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy back when. Oh good lord.

Jeffff -> RE: It is quite possible....... (7/22/2010 3:43:16 PM)
Oh... do tell..............[8D]

realwhiteknight -> RE: It is quite possible....... (7/22/2010 3:43:18 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: UniqueRaven And why do all the threads have to come back to poo? Seriously, what is up with that? [:D] Can't we at least just stick with the popcorn? [sm=popcorn.gif] Oh, I totally agree, as long as it's not movie theatre popcor. You know what they put in the butter, don't you? [sm=eeew.gif]

Jeffff -> RE: It is quite possible....... (7/22/2010 3:44:44 PM)
Poo?

realwhiteknight -> RE: It is quite possible....... (7/22/2010 3:44:54 PM)
duplicate post

LadyPact -> RE: It is quite possible....... (7/22/2010 3:48:47 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Jeffff I don't think you can call it love if you have never had poo on your dick. That was one of my e-harmony questions. " Can I get some of your poo on my dick" Do you suppose e-harmony would let that fly on a female profile? I wonder if they have strap on compatibility tests.

brainiacsub -> RE: It is quite possible....... (7/22/2010 3:50:29 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: VideoAdminRho quote: Rho, are we allowed to say eHarmony here? Is it against the TOS? No, it isn't against TOS to say eHarmony here. You can also say alt.com, bondage.com, takeninhand.com, and fetlife.com. [:D] Gotta say, though, a couple of the other posters don't sound too impressed with the place. [;)] It doesn't get any better than this? You mean I'm stuck here amongst all the wankers, tools, fools, wannabes, and misfits? Fine then. Can I at least have a custom sig that says "Smarter than Domiguy" ? His constant brain farts are really beginning to stink up the place. Oh, wait..maybe that's the poo on his dick...

realwhiteknight -> RE: It is quite possible....... (7/22/2010 3:54:42 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: RedStapler quote: ORIGINAL: UniqueRaven And why do all the threads have to come back to poo? Seriously, what is up with that? [:D] Can't we at least just stick with the popcorn? [sm=popcorn.gif] Because. (this was actually nominated for an Emmy!) [sm=applause.gif][sm=biggrin.gif]lmao It's the cycle of life!

Jeffff -> RE: It is quite possible....... (7/22/2010 3:55:00 PM)
Your sig line should say...." Thomas' Bitch" [:D]

LaTigresse -> RE: It is quite possible....... (7/22/2010 3:56:03 PM)
Well...let me think a bit here. There was the woman, married (didn't mention that before) that brought her husband along (oh he was so creepy and gross) AND her FOUR children (also previously not mentioned), one of which was recently hatched and sucking on the tit. I didn't even recognize the woman because she was older and double in size from the photo I had seen. I was very glad I met 'her' in the downtown city park for takeout pizza. And had the foresight to park in the parking lot several blocks away and walk. I nearly ran back. Another, also older than the photo, but much thinner, and with quite a few less teeth. Also married (another surprise) but looking for someone to 'save her' from her evil man. The man she kept peering out the window to make sure hadn't followed her as he might create a wee bit of a scene. The sort that had removed a few of her teeth. Apparently she was a stripper. Though I have no idea what kind of hellhole strip club would pay that skanky skeleton to remove her clothes. Quite the reverse I would suggest. Another sneaky one that met me when she discovered I worked for a print shop and was looking for a good deal on printing her book. Some study on the comparison of primates and men. She turned out to be one of those man hating lesbian types.....with soda bottle bottoms for glasses and a uni-brow. Then there was the, recently divorced sun worshiper who's skin looked worse than my oldest boots. She needed to do some clothes shopping then, in the smancy dept store proceeded to tell me she wanted to be 'raped' in the changing room (I declined) and then wanted to go cruise the local antique shops but only bought an antique ice pick....I took her back to her car pronto. On the up side, I did meet one of my best friends on there. A really HOT chick from Victoria, BC. She has visited a few times and while we have zinging good chemistry, she's got too many issues and doesn't want to move to the states. Goes through 'wives' left and right and occasionally calls me to cry on my shoulder and get an ass chewing. Then, one I just won't talk about.

brainiacsub -> RE: It is quite possible....... (7/22/2010 3:57:26 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Jeffff Your sig line should say...." Thomas' Bitch" [:D] I miss Thomas so much. Maybe I should go over to P&R and give him a kiss.

realwhiteknight -> RE: It is quite possible....... (7/22/2010 3:59:12 PM)
quote: eads have to come back to poo? Seriously, what is up with that? quote: ORIGINAL: juliaoceania There was also the guy who was a batman fan.... a serious batman fan, and he was a biker.... Again, what part of that am I compatible with? Batman-loving bikers, I've found, tend to be generally lacking in appreciation for Kierkegaard. Or the ability to spell him. Or know who he is. I should know, I've dated some. I suppose Jefff shouldn't take his eharmony experiences to heart then?

juliaoceania -> RE: It is quite possible....... (7/22/2010 4:01:09 PM)
I prefer collarme to meet men. I have had some good luck on this site, as have many others... Edited to add... I would put this site up for competition for finding people who get married if this forum is any sort of measure...lol.... could you imagine those commercials for CM, omg that tickles my funny bone, what would the "dimensions of compatibility" be[:D]

domiguy -> RE: It is quite possible....... (7/22/2010 4:08:38 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: brainiacsub quote: ORIGINAL: VideoAdminRho quote: Rho, are we allowed to say eHarmony here? Is it against the TOS? No, it isn't against TOS to say eHarmony here. You can also say alt.com, bondage.com, takeninhand.com, and fetlife.com. [:D] Gotta say, though, a couple of the other posters don't sound too impressed with the place. [;)] It doesn't get any better than this? You mean I'm stuck here amongst all the wankers, tools, fools, wannabes, and misfits? Fine then. Can I at least have a custom sig that says "Smarter than Domiguy" ? His constant brain farts are really beginning to stink up the place. Oh, wait..maybe that's the poo on his dick... I will be rich once the "Rod sling" goes into production. Every kid will want one. Who's poo is on the end of my dick~ the poetic stylings of Domiguy Who's poo is on the end of my dick? Tis it mom's or gramp's or some fat chicks? Is it brown, green, runny or thick? Who's poo is on the end of my dick? When I was young I never thought that the day would come that I'd a sought A bacterial mess full of danger Splittin' the cheeks of a total stranger to end up smelling the brown and slick of someone's poo on the end of my dick. Straightens bow tie. Picks up poem off of the podium and walks off stage.

brainiacsub -> RE: It is quite possible....... (7/22/2010 4:14:32 PM)
I got your Rod Sling right here.

domiguy -> RE: It is quite possible....... (7/22/2010 4:18:23 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: brainiacsub I got your Rod Sling right here. There are 27 dimensions of compatibility on eharmony? Wow. Not saying I am shallow but I don't think I could possibly have more than two dimensions to my personality. would they set me up with a fern? or some gravel?

realwhiteknight -> RE: It is quite possible....... (7/22/2010 4:18:31 PM)
quote: I will be rich once the "Rod sling" goes into production. Every kid will want one. Who's poo is on the end of my dick~ the poetic stylings of Domiguy Who's poo is on the end of my dick? Tis it mom's or gramp's or some fat chicks? Is it brown, green, runny or thick? Who's poo is on the end of my dick? When I was young I never thought that the day would come that I'd a sought A bacterial mess full of danger Splittin' the cheeks of a total stranger to end up smelling the brown and slick of someone's poo on the end of my dick. Straightens bow tie. Picks up poem off of the podium and walks off stage. [sm=confused.gif] [sm=applause.gif][sm=applause.gif][sm=applause.gif][sm=applause.gif][sm=applause.gif][sm=applause.gif][sm=applause.gif][sm=applause.gif][sm=applause.gif][sm=applause.gif][sm=applause.gif][sm=applause.gif][sm=applause.gif][sm=applause.gif][sm=applause.gif][sm=applause.gif][sm=applause.gif][sm=applause.gif]

domiguy -> RE: It is quite possible....... (7/22/2010 4:28:39 PM)
Jefff, you are going to be late!!! If I am not punctual I am nothing ~ Domiguy

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